Best one liners - Season 2

Jobs & Careers
2048
As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God
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@Sunil... said:
Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women..The fairy turned him into a credit card..
@Sunil... said:
Eve:adam,do u love me?Adam:do i have a choice!
I would suggest you to post some meaningful lines in this thread in future.
2050
Be HAPPY :)
2051

i love this one

Asked at the age of 83, as to which of his project would he choose as his
master piece, Frank Lloyd Wright, the architect answered, "The next one"

2052
@ansh12345
This is a one-liner forum . so i guess i cant post anything that makes sense to me and others .
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@Sunil... said:
@ansh12345This is a one-liner forum . so i guess i cant post anything that makes sense to me and others .
None of your two posts make sense to me. :)

@Sunil... said:
Eve:adam,do u love me?Adam:do i have a choice!
@Sunil... said:
Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women..The fairy turned him into a credit card..
Buddy,This thread is not meant for posting SMS jokes :)
Post One liners Only,
Regards
2054
@missionCAT13 gr8 job buddy
2055

Most of us are not living our dreams, because we are living our fears!!!

2056
@missionCAT13
sure would keep that in mind.
as of what ansh said was in a very rude way and he wanted meaningful posts rather than one liners

2057

The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

2058
€œFailure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you haven't succeeded yet €? Robert H. Schuller
2059
Arise Awake and Sleep.....If the Alarm Clock does not Beep 😛
2060
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.-- Mark Twain
2061

Be silent in two situations.

when you feel one cant understand your feelings from words;
and when one can understand without any words :)
2062
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst
2063
"We are what we celebrate."
2064

Never blame anyone for disappointing you, You should hate yourself for expecting too much from People. :thumbsup:

2065
I WILL WIN
Not immediately but DEFINITELY

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