3 movies that you NEVER NEVER wanna see again!

havent watched many movies recently!!!!!!!!! but reading this thread one movie does come to mind!!!!!!!! it was released last year and created such hype and hoopla that it ran to jam packed houses for weeks!!!! the aamir khan starrer MANGAL PANDEY!!!!!!!!:wow:

watching this movie makes u surely believe aamir wasted all of those 7 years making the film!!!!!!! no storyline just a lot of crap by rani mukherjee and aamir khan (wasting his long locks)!!!!!!! the british actor toby stephens was the only bright spark in a rather tame movie!!!!!!! surely aamir's worst!!!!!!!!!

p.s - made a mistake when went to c gayab!!!!!!!:( heard of it???????? it stars tushar kapoor!!!!!! longest 3 hrs of my life!!!!!!!

p.p.s - names like papa the great, rudraksh, jani dushman, ....... make me avoid these movies, so really cant name a third!!!!!!!!

See am that part of the public which is high priority on many MKTG MGRS and last one many others....
The fact is I go to a Cineplex/Theatre/Multiplex(they change the nomneclature everytime I go there) 2 times on an average in 3 years.....
So me posting here may seem a bit odd considerig for the 2 of them I can't ask a Refund but here it goes,
1).Family(2006):The last movie I saw and am convinced all these Movie Places are actually there to screw me out of my money.
small Review thingy:BIG B is confused Between Being Vijay Mallya and KBC.
the new producer~child guy needs a Razor asap hope he buys that with my ticket money9they get 3 for 150 odd these days).
2).K3G(some really boring year):Considering there weren't enuff Ks on Small Screen some more came along on the big Screen and the bad part so did a Dozen of Perfect Saas Bahu saga
3).Titanic(The March of '96 we bring you this Oscar cum shoddy Hollywood Gimmicky Extravaganza):Wasn't bad enough we got to see Socialist movies here In Bharat had to pay(okay spend the New Years eve~Star Movies)for this poor Bumpkin meet Rich Damsel in Distress with a over possessive side kickey Fiance story....
4).BatMan with Val Kilmer ......

my take on the three worst movies would be

1)gayab
2)hithikers guide to the galaxy
3)yugpurush(starring nana patekar n jackie shroff.)

i want my money back .producers are you listening .

my take on the three worst movies would be

1)gayab
2)hithikers guide to the galaxy
3)yugpurush(starring nana patekar n jackie shroff.)

i want my money back .producers are you listening .


agreed yugpurush was a badly made movie.. but nana's performance and dialogues were good... guess that made the movie watchable.

These are the movies I went to watch first day first show
1.Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya
2.Aks
3.Pyar Ishq Mohabatt
4.Kyon Ki main jhoot nahi bolta
5.Haan Maine bhi Pyaar Kiya Hai
6.Sararat
7.Omm Jai Jagdish
8 Karz-the Burden of Truth
9.yeh tera ghar yeh mera ghar
10-lucky-no time for love
11.one2 ka 4

Conclusion I derived that never go to watch a movie on First-day-first-show.

But 3movies I hate to see are
K3G:Why in the earth you will watch such movie while same thing can be watched on Star plus & Sony
Devdas:I hate tragedy,nothing against Sah-rukh or MR S.C.Chattopadhay
Hum Saath saath Hain:Do I Need 2 say sthing

ohh gosh!!!!!!!!!!! yesterday went to watch " BEING CYRUS" after reading so many good rating and response of this movie .....

really really absurd movie/non-sense/horrible and blah blah.....

sheer wastage of 150 bucks (4 bottles of beer):(:(:(:(

I can immediately think of Kis Kis Ki Kismat...starring Mallika Sherawat and who else, but Dharmendra

My friends and I had gone to watch it for lack of anything else to do. It was so frustrating that even though we wanted to do full paisa vasool, we just couldn't stand it and had to leave in between, inspite of the theatre watchman being not very inclined to let us out

how could in the world anyone can expect and decent moive from malika sherawat and dharmendra paji they both belongs to d grade movie made for front seaters..

instead of fooking money on these ticket give to some poor people...kam kam woh toh kapde pehen lenge..

I can immediately think of Kis Kis Ki Kismat...starring Mallika Sherawat and who else, but Dharmendra

My friends and I had gone to watch it for lack of anything else to do. It was so frustrating that even though we wanted to do full paisa vasool, we just couldn't stand it and had to leave in between, inspite of the theatre watchman being not very inclined to let us out

My list
1)Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham-i felt like scratching the wal with my fingernails....

2)Hum sath sath hein
3)yaadein
4)mein prem ki diwani hoon:neutral:

hey! here goes my choice
1) neal & nikki( god if i ever see uday chopra in person,ill strangle him with my bare hands,he is so bad!!! )
2) vanilla sky ( dont think anyone even remembers it.it had tom cruise,its like naam bade aur darshan chote!! )
3)mr and mrs smith ( the less said the better)

i guess top of the list is the ever green JAANI DUSHMAN. am quite sure the director had some kind of vandetta against the entire human race at large to make such a movie................but its a bag of laughs wen u c it cause i couldnt help laughing throughout the film much to the annoyance of the front benchers...
next on the list are abi baby's movies refugee(the actual refusees were the audience who were trapped in the halls) and not to 4get dhai akshar prem ke.........(i really went berserk at that abcdij song)

last, a tom cruise flick called collateral.............i mean what ws he thinkin man??????????????

ohh gosh!!!!!!!!!!! yesterday went to watch " BEING CYRUS" after reading so many good rating and response of this movie .....

really really absurd movie/non-sense/horrible and blah blah.....

sheer wastage of 150 bucks (4 bottles of beer):(:(:(:(


Thank god I opted out when my friends were gonna watch it !!!!

sorry 4 got to mention 2 more...................kiss kiss ki kismat(almost jumped from the second floor toilet in desperation to get out when watchman wouldnt let me)................and the ever so lovely dhupia starrer JULIE(because my bf wants me to sleep wid his boss, i will bcome a prostitute n sleep wid everyone else.........) i guess censor board should try n take a stand at films like these.................

hey ratty, collateral was a really nice movie,decent flick yaar

bACH GAYA BHAI.......:satisfie::satisfie:

I INSTITED MY G/F ALSO TO WATCH THIS ABSURD MOVIE WITH ME AND GUESS SHE SLEEPS IN 15 MIN...OH THANKS GOD ONLY 1/1/2 HOUR MOVIE



Thank god I opted out when my friends were gonna watch it !!!!
Kat21 Says
hey ratty, collateral was a really nice movie,decent flick yaar



well i dnt knw, to me a story thts ends wid a cab driver killin a proff assasin in a gun fite n the assasin while dyin talkin non chantly is jst not worth it........also how come noone came up with awara pagal diwana???????????? i mean matrix scene ki itni badi copy??????????thts clear piracy yaar............also ajay jadejas.khel??? jadeja ji plzzzzzzzz stop n also take kambli wid u (anarth)

Talking about phooking money...

And I top the list... spent 90 rupiye on The Myth...

:x :x :x :x

Anybody more smarter than me ?

Talking about phooking money...

And I top the list... spent 90 rupiye on The Myth...

:x :x :x :x

Anybody more smarter than me ?


yes golu! i took my friend to watch LOVE AT TIMES SQUARE. spent 50 rs p head. after the movies, they chased me beat me up on the way and then tried to recover their money from my wallet... which of course was .
maheshtk_21 Says
yes golu! i took my friend to watch LOVE AT TIMES SQUARE. spent 50 rs p head. after the movies, they chased me beat me up on the way and then tried to recover their money from my wallet... which of course was .


You have beaten me fair and square ..

P.S. : Golu who??? Its Gulu / Gulshan
hey! here goes my choice
1) neal & nikki( god if i ever see uday chopra in person,ill strangle him with my bare hands,he is so bad!!! )
2) vanilla sky ( dont think anyone even remembers it.it had tom cruise,its like naam bade aur darshan chote!! )
3)mr and mrs smith ( the less said the better)


Hey,

Your choice is awfully wrong..

Vanilla Sky was one helluva movie.. with innovative concept and old wisdom "Sweet is never sweet without the sour"..

One more quote from movie for you___

OPEN YOUR EYES