1.Hannibal
2.The Recruit
3.The Village
ThanK GoD I don't watch HinDi movies 
neal and nikki
1. James
2. Mangal Pandey
3. Cold Mountain ( Even God might have been surprised on hearing its Oscar nomination)
1. Gajagamini
2. THE HULK
3. DIL TO PAGAL HAI , and all THOSE karan johar movies.
yeah, karan johar should be banned from direction for life. he cant make movies. he can only make dream wedding fantasies. the bigger, the noisier, the more the songs, the better. any resemblance to anything like a story is a ghastly oversight and a waste of time on his part.
any idea why this bunch of clowns like johar n aditya chopra n suraj barjatya (or whatever his name is, that hahk guy) can only think of sissy movies centred round a wedding?
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yeah, karan johar should be banned from direction for life. he cant make movies. he can only make dream wedding fantasies. the bigger, the noisier, the more the songs, the better. any resemblance to anything like a story is a ghastly oversight and a waste of time on his part.
any idea why this bunch of clowns like johar n aditya chopra n suraj barjatya (or whatever his name is, that hahk guy) can only think of sissy movies centred round a wedding?
cant stop myself frm posting
though i strongly believe in "to each his own"
yet i think that blatantly criticizing johars,chopras,barjatyas is not in good spirit
their movies have been the highest earners
n if u think that their movies are "sissy" watch out"DARR"
n even a "manly" director like ram gopal varma can make utter craps like mast,mr. ya miss, james n the list continues
finally i still think "to each his own"
I am not saying that these are the worst movies. It's simply that these 3 are worst ones that I have seen and can recollect at the moment.
1) Zinda
2) Waqt
3) Mr and Mrs Smith
I quiet disagree..
going thru a few posts here...all the movies listed by people are.... ok...can fall in this thread... i mean i know everybody has his/her own choice, but cummon...
ZINDA was a good one.. I mean it was different.
then Mr and mrs.Smith wasnt sooo bad. I`d say it was decent.
my set of movies:
1.MOHABATEIN
2.KUCH MEETHA HO JAYE
3.JAANI DUSHMAN
The crappiest movies I've seen so far...no one can disagree and if u do, either u produced d movie/directed the mov/acted in d mov....
1. Jaani Dushman - Had bunked college and gone for this mov. Worst part got caught d nxt day and got a thrashing frm dad, not for bunking but for watching tht movie.
2. Rudraksh - Watched tht mov in an multiplex ( @ Rs.120) with my cousins and thn 'wud-be-bro-in-law'. i for once tght tht my bro-in-law wud ditch us for taking him for tht crappy movie. Thankfully he turned out to be a lil sensible than the director of tht movie. My sis and he are happily married...:
3. Neal N Nikki - One gud part about the movie, i dint pay for the ticket. went their wid a very gud frnd of mine (she paid for d ticket) and she liked d mov. V were almost on d vege of breaking up our friendship...thankfully our friendship was a lil stronger than uday's lipstick and tanishaa's tops.
I quiet disagree..
going thru a few posts here...all the movies listed by people are.... ok...can fall in this thread... i mean i know everybody has his/her own choice, but cummon...
ZINDA was a good one.. I mean it was different.
then Mr and mrs.Smith wasnt sooo bad. I`d say it was decent.
my set of movies:
1.MOHABATEIN
2.KUCH MEETHA HO JAYE
3.JAANI DUSHMAN
Hi..
I too agree with you on Zinda. The only problem was tat Indian film makers are masters at taking up a very good subject and then turning it into a crappy little art piece. Sanjay dutt Scores here. he keep the silly script alive.
Well my set of three is:
1) Jaani Dushman (The worst of the pack)
2) Neal N Nikki
3) All Bobby Deol/Sunny Deol (latest) and Tushar kapoor (man why this guy exist in film industry) starred movies are a strict no no.
1. DOSTI-- watched only the first half. A drunk on one side and a guy with body odour on the other. Forced to watch it as I was waiting for somebody! Worst movie ever.
And I dont understand how the movie could be a hit among the NRIs! Are those guys suckers or what?!
Plus. Duet with AK and BD! Bobby wears pink throughout.
What a lousy lousy film!
2. Woman on top---LOUSY!!!!!
3. Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gam----AAAARRGH..
In english:
Bride & Prejudice
American Pie
The Scorpion King
In hindi:
There r actually lots but........
Kyon ki
Mr ya Miss
Lucky
Indian movies will give u a hell lot of them . U will never be dissapointed...
Due to my bad memory i will quote the 3 i remember...
1. Yuva(first movie i felt like leaving the cinema hall)
2. Neal n Nikki (Should not show off, when they dont have anything to show)
3. Jaani Dushman(Indian Matrix...Jst Terrible)
har_sh
i totally agree with u when u say "to each his own", but yaar, when all that these guys can do in so many years of filmdom is make two or three movies, all fairytales, almost all in the same theme, i feel they should be questioning their own creative capabilities. true, their films are top grossers, but that doesnt ratify quality. at least with ppl like ramu, there are variations in the plot, the shots, th action. there is something believable in them. and he gets his actors to act. films like these reflect facts. things that happen, could happen. not like the "shaadi " pack, whose story lines are impossible to the levels of being sickening.
i concede that i dont like such heart wrenching emotional dramas, but still, how much of fairytale can one tolerate?
1. Jaani Dushman is surely the most eligible contender for the worst movie ever produced in indian cinema.
2. Rudraksh -another totally crap and awful movie
3. mangal pandey --i cant believe even aamir khan would be not tolerable
Recently:Neal-n-Nikki(yuk),Mangal pandey(ullhh),Myth(God save all those people who watch this movie),Garam masala(seriously lacked any masala)
Other contenders:
Hero(Sunny deol at his crude best..),
Devdas(I really cant understand why do people get carried away by big names..this movie was really boring..not worth spending 150 bucks and 3.5 hrs)
Mumbai matinee(worse)
here`s more:
The village (there is no ghost in this allegedly Horror flick), Gayab, Mujhe kuch kehna hai (Tushar kapoor should be perpetually gayab), K3G(... MBA dad... aap gaye the, bhaiya gaye the...parampara Dad..aarghh), main prem ki diwani hoon(cant stand kareena kapoor)...
gayab ...
deewane hue pagal
and....jaani dushman...!!
oh god kya hua hoga dimag jo i watched dese movies..!!! help me in future
My pick of d LOT!
1. Yaadein
2. Main Prem kee Deewani
3. Duplicate
here`s more:
The village (there is no ghost in this allegedly Horror flick), Gayab, Mujhe kuch kehna hai (Tushar kapoor should be perpetually gayab), K3G(... MBA dad... aap gaye the, bhaiya gaye the...parampara Dad..aarghh), main prem ki diwani hoon(cant stand kareena kapoor)...
i couldnt resist putting in a word in favor of the village. like all M Night Shyamalan movies, the twist always comes in the end. and the twist is guarenteed to be a real shocker. like it was in this one. as you said, there was no ghost. i think the point he was driving was: are any of humanity's ghosts real? every bogeyman that we have been taught to fear, and fear so much that we dont dare question them, are they real? couldnt they all be big charades of those in power? here the motives were noble. but what is to prevent the whole thing from being hijacked by some half wit?
even in "the sixth sense", the twist comes when we realise that bruce willis is..... but the deeper, central theme was, we are here with our own purposes. the li'l boys purpose was to help dead ppl.
neways, let this forum remain a bsahing ground for bad films.
hey, k3g sucks big time.
n down down kareena.
and down down karan johar. stop making films, stick to coffee n car central lock remotes.
My list
1. Bluffmaster( for first time thought of just running away from thetheatre)
2. Boom( girls with muchhii.....horrible and that too big B saying this....man!!!!)
3. any tushar kapoor movie( this guy shoulf be fined for doing such a horrible acting)
Cheers
Hitesh