Doodh Ka Karz
Matrix reloaded
40 days and 40 nights
HEY ALL GUYS.UR CHOICE OF BAD MOVIES IS BADD. MANY OF THESE MOVIES THAT SOME GUYS MENTIONED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE THREAD LIKE JAANI DUSHMAN AND RAKHT ARE THE ABSOLUTE GEMS.(DEPENDS ON WOT UR IDEA OF ENTERTAINMENT IS
)
I HAVE SPENT THE PAST 6.375 YEARS ON A RESEARCH PERTAINING TO SUCH MASTERPIECES.
SUCH MOVIES CAN BE CLASSIFIED UNDER 3 HEADS.
( THERE R CERTAIN CRITERIA FOR SELECTION LISTED OUT IN TH END )
TYPE 1 ; INTENTIONAL TORTURE ;
these include movies that have been made with the purpose of killing. their intentions r unholy. include all mithunda films (this font has been picked up on purpose.to convey what ive gone thru:grab: ))) .at times dada alone is not enuff so they rope in jackie shroff, mink menon and someone unknown but with tremendous potential( include dirty bombs like vikas bhalla,inder kumar,etc. k u got it. if u dont know them u r truly blessed!)
These movies r actually a loophole in the euthenesia laws.u see they r even named yamraj and chandaal
TYPE 2 : OBSESSED WITH TECHNOLOGY OR/AND OCCULT ;
no idea how these come into being. stephen hawkings took up the subject decades back and the phenomenon left him crippled .so i restricted my research to the bare minimum.
any movie that has anything to do with manishankar iyer ( rudraksh, tango charlie, 16 december )
rajkumar kohli ( janidushmans) harmesh malhotra( all his snakes have reptiles and nag panchmis)
TYPE OMEGA ; ANY DEVANAND MOVIE!!!
u all know why . no explenations required here. he makes the best UNINTENTIONAL COMEDIES. watch censor, gangster, *love at timessquare , and u know y.
he keeps bettering his own record.this yr hell be out wid mr prime minister. imagine the prime minister sings a rap song by bappi lehari in the movie.yesss.he says he'll bring the canne and oscar guys to ahmedabad for an international screening:razz:uppydog:
hes the best becoz every year one devanand heroine is born somewhere.!!!!!!!!
only bollywood movies included. coz they r unadultrated, innocent and unpretentious unlike hollywood .
malayalam , gujju, telugu and bhojpuri flicks excluded :bomb: :bad-word: bollywood cant stand upto dem. no unfair competition plzz.
hindi z grade skin flicks not included . they r too gooooood man. absolutely raunchy .put u off for t least 1 week. the best contraception available in the markets.
ive not yet got thses results of mine registered but knowing the content i know no one wud leak these out of pgforum cheeeers.
)I HAVE SPENT THE PAST 6.375 YEARS ON A RESEARCH PERTAINING TO SUCH MASTERPIECES.
SUCH MOVIES CAN BE CLASSIFIED UNDER 3 HEADS.
( THERE R CERTAIN CRITERIA FOR SELECTION LISTED OUT IN TH END
)TYPE 1 ; INTENTIONAL TORTURE ;
these include movies that have been made with the purpose of killing. their intentions r unholy. include all mithunda films (this font has been picked up on purpose.to convey what ive gone thru:grab: ))) .at times dada alone is not enuff so they rope in jackie shroff, mink menon and someone unknown but with tremendous potential( include dirty bombs like vikas bhalla,inder kumar,etc. k u got it. if u dont know them u r truly blessed!)
These movies r actually a loophole in the euthenesia laws.u see they r even named yamraj and chandaal
TYPE 2 : OBSESSED WITH TECHNOLOGY OR/AND OCCULT ;
no idea how these come into being. stephen hawkings took up the subject decades back and the phenomenon left him crippled
.so i restricted my research to the bare minimum.any movie that has anything to do with manishankar iyer ( rudraksh, tango charlie, 16 december )
rajkumar kohli ( janidushmans) harmesh malhotra( all his snakes have reptiles and nag panchmis)
TYPE OMEGA ; ANY DEVANAND MOVIE!!!
u all know why . no explenations required here. he makes the best UNINTENTIONAL COMEDIES. watch censor, gangster, *love at timessquare , and u know y.
he keeps bettering his own record.this yr hell be out wid mr prime minister. imagine the prime minister sings a rap song by bappi lehari in the movie.yesss.he says he'll bring the canne and oscar guys to ahmedabad for an international screening:razz:uppydog:
hes the best becoz every year one devanand heroine is born somewhere.!!!!!!!!
only bollywood movies included. coz they r unadultrated, innocent and unpretentious unlike hollywood .
malayalam , gujju, telugu and bhojpuri flicks excluded :bomb: :bad-word: bollywood cant stand upto dem. no unfair competition plzz.
hindi z grade skin flicks not included . they r too gooooood man. absolutely raunchy .put u off for t least 1 week. the best contraception available in the markets.
ive not yet got thses results of mine registered but knowing the content i know no one wud leak these out of pgforum
cheeeers.
Hilarious post Mahesh!!!!!!The fruits of ur research ( particularly the types) are coool!!!!!
IF U HV GUTS, WATCH THESE THREE IN A SINGLE DAY!
1) SHAKTI ( karishma kapoor, nana patekar)
2) KISNA
3) KARZ (sunny deol, sunil shetty)
1) SHAKTI ( karishma kapoor, nana patekar)
2) KISNA
3) KARZ (sunny deol, sunil shetty)
The fruits of ur research ( particularly the types) are coool!!!!!
thanks omerta yaar. my friend used to bash me up. ya really for takin them to theatres. they wud enjoy and laff inside but after coming ouy they wud curse me.
so i had to look out for new pple and follow a rotation policy so that the whole town did not get to know about my ways. and loosing money alone on such movies isnt exactly fun .
but on any given day i prefer them to a karan johar chopras barjatya movie.
moreover z graders are always at a premium. u miss them on day 1 or 2 and the r out of theatres forever unless u stay some 120 kms from ranchi or raipur
Certifying crap movies seem to b ur passion mate!!!
A wonderful hobby indeed...will stand u out from among a million in a Bschool interview (if u arnt into one already)
keep the crap reviews coming:grab:
ps..u from gujarat...where from? the flood affected part?
A wonderful hobby indeed...will stand u out from among a million in a Bschool interview
(if u arnt into one already)keep the crap reviews coming:grab:
ps..u from gujarat...where from? the flood affected part?
Certifying crap movies seem to b ur passion mate!!!
A wonderful hobby indeed...will stand u out from among a million in a Bschool interview
keep the crap reviews coming:grab:
ps..u from gujarat...where from? the flood affected part?
ye omerta. m from a place called valsad.near mumbai south guj. but m not in the flood affected area.
watching these movies is passion. tho not too many share it. its more addictive than smokin.
and nowaday many of these r coming out.... chetna the excitement, mazaa mazaa , mashooqa
but prparations for cat r goin on. ive taken a years drop. cant afford to watch many of dese!!!lol
hey dude,
you can some more to the list,
1) Inteqam
2) Fun - can be dangerous
3) Time Pass
4) C U at 9
5) Tauba Tauba
there are couple of more such movies....will let you know after digging my database... till then enjooooooooooooy.....
ye omerta. m from a place called valsad.near mumbai south guj. but m not in the flood affected area.
watching these movies is passion. tho not too many share it. its more addictive than smokin.
and nowaday many of these r coming out.... chetna the excitement, mazaa mazaa , mashooqa
but prparations for cat r goin on. ive taken a years drop. cant afford to watch many of dese!!!lol
ATB for ur CAT
dont forget to mention this in ur essays
The three on top of my list r
1. Dil Se.
2. Prem agan .:shock:
3. Last and the least is Gajagamini.
Regds
Here goes:
1. Solaris
2. Kill Bill
3. The Village.
1. Solaris
2. Kill Bill
3. The Village.
HINDI:
1. MELA- went only to see the special appearance of Aish ( who comes in the last scene), but just cudnt tolerate the torture...
2. BOOM - had great expectations from this movie.. everything was looking so promising: the starcast, the music, the look of the movie .... thank god i didnt kill anybody after watching this movie..
3. SHABD - being a huge fan of Aish i went to see this movie first day first show ... u wudnt believe it .. the whole audience was screaming at the end of the movie..
ENGLISH:
WOMAN ON TOP - total crap....
BAD TASTE....Egregious
AATANK HI AATANK..... Was screaming murder from the first scene
DHARTIPUTRA....Big Mammoty fan but could not sit through
2. Kill Bill
check my earlier postings.
moderators i will not commit the same mistake twice
check my earlier postings.
moderators i will not commit the same mistake twice
1. House of Wax
2.Raju Chacha
3.Main hoon na
man film industry has lot to change, sometimes they keep us glued to rubbish
i regret to have wasted time on following
mela..(just the marketing eluded me n i became a dumbo)
ek chooti se love story ( same reason)
chameli...(kareena really dissapoints)
Rank 1 : KISNA :sneaky:
Rank 2 : Bachke Rehna re baba !!
Rank3 : Krishna Cottage !!! 
Not even worth watchin for free !!
1. Kill Bill
2. Matrix 3
i guess thats it... aint gettin the 3rd one now..
kill bill????
mmmmm...were you sleeping through???
tarantino the maverick has the style no other director posseses...what about the fantastic storytelling and his selection of music?what about the direction?and what about all that blood and gore happening throughout????
its certainly different but you just cannot call it a bad movie forget using the word "worst"
1)main hoon na
2)kabhi khushi kabhi gam (i cant start)
3)gadar
i heard of these 2 movies... tragedies though...
1. My AIMCAT 601
2. My AIMCAT 602
3.