3 movies that you NEVER NEVER wanna see again!

seems i have hurt a BIG matrix fan there. ok i really loved the 3 matrix movies and was just playing a prank by naming the trio as my 3 most hated movies.

p.s. sq root of -0 is not 0. 0 squared is 0 again so how on earth do u propose that the sq root of -0 is 0 ??? the sq root of -0 has not been figured out yet.
and, i am a male (sorry to disappoint you.)


Just as i guessed... Made only one mistake that you are female... Trust me i dont make those mistakes in real life only the online world...
About Matrix... Yes i am a hyperfan...

Just put --- square root of minus zero ---- in google...
square root(minus zero) = zero

best of luck,
K

sory to interrupt
guys as far as i kno -0 is infact 0.

"o" is "nothing" and minus of nothing is obviously....nothing

5 minutes thru this movie was "ab bas!!!!" for me.. the few bucks spent on the dvd rent made me try once more, now in a watch-2-minutes-fast fwd-skip-to-next-chapter-watch-2-minutes mode....... don't think there's anything i missed, tho!! great model marries oversmart man to become stupid wife taking all sorts of abuse from him before finally running away.. and then trying to become some kind of kill bill imitator to beat him to death... acting is pathetic, and so is the storytelling.. & dialogues seem to get stupider day by day..

my super-fast journey thru this one didn't make any dialogue stick in my mind (thank God) - but i remember one from "Julie" (the new one) .. "Aag mere badan mein lage, aur biscuit tum kha jaao??"

Most crappy movie I ever saw -- KISNAA, THE WARRIOR POET

WARRIOR POET .... YYYYYYY

The Indian heroine (the name doesnt deserve a mention) was only for her gymnastic abilities. It was just a mixmatch of old movies. One doesnt expect Subhash Ghai to make such movies

What has happened to him? Taal , Yaadein, Kisnaa ... going down down down ???


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blew 130 bucks to watch constantine last week. my friends talked me into it, but i should have known better than to watch a keanu reeves movie. the matrix sequels were bad enough, this one hits a new low. it started out well, but went on to cover all the standard hollywood cliches of hell , heaven, angels and demons, lucky charms and what not. booooring. couldnt wait for the movie to end.
btw, if one is to go by the definitions who gets to heaven and who doesnt, that are given in the movie, heaven must be a very boring place to be in. sitting in the theatre, i began to feel very privileged to be an indian who can believe in an interesting heaven full of scheming gods and goddesses and sages and dancing nymphs. after all, i have got to live there for all eternity , right?


The Indian heroine (the name doesnt deserve a mention) was only for her gymnastic abilities. -

u bet!! she did nothing except twisting and turning her body into more and more bizarre shapes with or without ropes to hold her up!! the songs were good - but sitting thru the movie is a waste of time..

hi ppl,

the worst movie that i have seen in recent times is "KARAM"..i dont know what made me spend 130 bucks to watch THAT movie in a multiplex..

i got decieved by the times(bangalore) ratings,they gave THAT movie 3 stars..

anyways learnt a good lesson,,never believe in the ratings!!!

well my take on the movies i love to hate.

1.all those where hero is the one man army and is out there to save the world.their ads are funny to watch,i mean it goes something like....meet TEJA(some name i just came up with) he is dangerous,he has uranium,a deadly army and hell lot of babes around him.he plans to conquer the world(now one question why is it that any supernatural villain always wants to conquer the world,more than that he is always stopped by the hero who has to be living in the same corner of the world as he is.....)only one man can stop him.....now the ad will show apna hero performing some stunt with some idiotic music being played in the background and then ..coming soon...blah blah blah....so that makes it most of the van damme movies and steven seagal movies

2.one movie which i went to sleep while watching it...woke up found that it was still coming and tgen tried to see it again for some time and again went to sleep.the movie is REMAINS OF THE DAY.stars anthony hopkins and hugh grant.what a crap...

3.bullet-ek dhamaka.well dudes i had to watch it during my journey from manipal to bangalore in the bus.was already not feeling well and with this movie playing,welll...u can guess.dialogues like bloody middleclass,mujhe apne desh ko bachana hai,andin the end the hero heroin sayinghamne apne desh ko bacha liya.....not to mention some abotu the character who is a bollywood heroine and is also working as a raw agent....some stuff like that....total bullshit...and how cud i forget rudraksh.wat was that....some massage parlour movie or what.....

as for tango charlie,puneet haven`t watched it but after reading ur review seems it wud be a funny movie to watch.....now i believe we all love our very own mithunda's movies the way he punches the villain or fights with them....they are so comic.u can laugh ur ass out.....
looking forward to some new flick from our mithunda.....

EITHER YOU ARE CRAZYOR YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MOVIES. YOU RATE " REMAINS OF THE DAY" AS THE WORST MOVIE. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FILM. THE SUBLIME DIRECTION OF IVORY, KAZIO ISHOGORU'S NOVEL. THE FANTASTIC SCREENPLAY, THE CINEMATOGRAPHY. NOT TO FORGET THE MEMORABLE PERFORMANCES BTY ANTHONY HOPKINS, THOMPSON. EITHER YOU WATCH THOSE STUPID CRAPS OR YOU ARE BLIND, EITHER WAY STOP YOUR BLOODY MESSAGES

Edit - watch your posts kumarjit

dude chill,
it's personal opinion dont u get offensive.there r ppl who dont like FIDDLER ON THE ROOF,DANCES WITH THE WOLVES,AWAKENINGS,WESTSIDE STORY and for that matter MATRIX or our very own BLACK.
seems either u tend to take every thing written quite personal.....
go chillax...and yeah a movie for ur kind of ppl.....fight club.....i know it's not ur fault.....
in fact i won't let this behaviour of urs confuse me to assume that ur a idiot and a big time ass****.
if i don't like remains of the day,well i dont like it.i know about that movie.it is very much critically acclaimed,but so r other movies which have been posted on this thread....that didn't provoke anyone ,coz everyone knows it 's personal opinion but u....well what to say....take a chill pill.......

and yeah as for those craps and stuff well i just read ur message.....what a crap that was!!!!!
i don't claim to have the best taste or for that matter to have watched the best of the movies....but for ppl like u,i can easily say,i have a good knowledge of them......shud i pm u to show that KUMARJIT.

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The No.1 Award for Most Uninteresting and senseless movie goes to...

Can't even remember that folish Movie...**ring Akashya Kumar--Juhi Chawala--Kadar Khan--Paresh Rawal..and more Buffons.

The No.2 Award For Wasting my Money Goes to:
Yaadein:wow:

The No.3 Award for Evergreen Sadu Film goes to:
All the Names you have Mentioned except Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

The three worst movies I have seen

1) Kull the conqueror - some vague movie which has come on HBO a dozen times
2) Rudraksh
3) The Hulk
But on the bright side, rudraksh is good comedy, albeit unintentional. 😃

The Hulk on the other hand is partly responsible for my balding... tore my hair out in frustration while watchin the movie:) . a movie with awesome potential turned out to be really bad.

and for Kull.., dont have enough words to describe how bad it is.

3 worst movies

1) any moviewith GOVINDA as hero.
2)krull the conqurer (why does HBO show such stuff)
3)he-ma the movie on HBO

I agree Govinda has some really gross loud movies to his credit ...

But then he has come out with real good entertainers too ...

Deewaanaa Mastaana / Hero No 1 etc were good clean comedy

plus he is a born natural dancer ... miles ahead of MOST of his counterparts

You can see parts of even his grossest mvies just for his songs

Well ... its ur personal opinion and this is mine

the 3 worst movies i have ever seen is

1) Inteha ( horrible is too soft a word for this movie .. supposed to be a thriller . i slept thru after the fuerst half an hour ).

2) Me , myself , irene ( one of jim carreys worst film even though i am jim carrey fan )

3) yaadein ( there is nothing in it ) ..

i wld never see them again..
1. yeah silsila hai pyaar ka
2. ab tumare hawale watan sathiyon
3. apocalypse - the resident evil

i wld never see them again..

3. apocalypse - the resident evil


Movie was crap but i liked the chick in the movie



Here are the three movies I found absolute crap -

1. Hello Brother - Beleive me,you can't make a movie much worse than this.

2. Khushi - eeeekkk!!!!!!!! Words can't describe this shitty movie.All the time Kareena wears some small crappy clothing and then falls out with her boyfriend when she see him staring at her midriff while wearing a sari.eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!!

3. The Mystery Of The Killer Tomatoes - Has anyone seen it????? Don't know why I saw it even after seeing its name.