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Random Quotes

Quotes and sayings have been an integral part of my life. A good quote has the power to inspire people to do better or even add color to an otherwise dull day. These are a few of the quotes that I really admire, some of them humorous, others with a simple yet powerful meaning.

“Remove the rock from your shoe rather than learn to limp comfortably” – Stephen Paul

“The more corrupt the state the more laws” – Tacitus

“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists” – Jean Rostard

“If the lessons of history teach us anything, it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us” – Anon

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars” -Oscar Wilde

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair” – Sam Ewing

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future” – Oscar Wilde

“Economists are pessimists: they have predicted 8 of the last 3 depressions” – Barry Asmus

“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool” – Edward G Bulwer-Lytton

“Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company” – Mark Twain

“My fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them” – Mitch Hedberg

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else” – Margaret Mead

“Im writing a book, I’ve got the page numbers done” – Steven Wright

“The darkest nights produce the brightest stars”

“Isnt today the tommorow you worried about yesterday” – David Sandler

“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecaster” -Calvin Coolidge

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