Puys, I know that I-I-P-M discussion is banned on this site but with no intentions to spam or inquire or discuss I-I-P-M, I genuinely recommend this satire on I-I-P-M which is hilarious.
Comedy Show Jay Hind! Management Thorns - YouTube
Comedy Show Jay Hind! Indian Institute of Private Madness - YouTube
Comedy Show Jay Hind! Diamonds of Wisdom **** Style hilarious video - YouTube
1 Pari ne dekha ki 1 sher khargosh ka picha kar raha hai..
Pari ne dono ko rok kar kaha ki agar tum aisa na karo to mai tum dono ki 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi..
Sher: Mere ilawa iss jungle k tamam sheron ko sherniya bana do..
Khargosh: 1 helmet chahiye..
Sher: Baraabar waalay jungle k tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do..
Khargosh: 1 bike de do
Sher: Sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do
Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: ''Iss Sher ko GAY bana do":grin::grin:
I was thinking that love gives the biggest pain, but yesterday I met my dentist and all the Ghalib effects sank out of my my mind...........
:> YesterdaY i had a talk with pagalguy ,The Administrator, about Useless things.!
(Yeah.. we often talk about shit-things...to pass our time.) well In b/w i asked him
According to you Who is the most 'useless user' on pagalguy.com.?
He said: All Mods.!
~Hey you out there.!!! Please don't tell this to any Mod. Otherwise Mods will Ban him. . . .Permanently. . . . :splat:
Now From Politics :
Very Recently, Bill Gates met Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav along with Raja Bhaiya( Please google,if you don't know him,as i did)
and gave some Leadership lessons. :)
But we know those lessons were of no use... O C'mon Those Lessons were in English.!;)
@Mods : Dear Sir/Ma'am above lines are just for fun..Take them lightly.!
We puys love you Guys.! *SPECIALLY I (I don't wanna get banned)
Tc.! Keep Smiling:)
Often I keep wondering,why are women so crazy about shopping..
1.So there is a friend of mine,about to leave for ahmedabad..& out of all the things about MBA,her college,new friends,faculties,books,placements..her first real worry was SHOPPING..she kept blabbering shopping shopping shopping..& she kept doing shopping shopping shopping..& finally at the end of the day..I realised shopping to women is like SEX to men..they just can't have enough of it really:shock::shock:
2.Now my elder brother often accompanies his wife to shopping..& the session usually lasts a day..You see a woman often takes a lot more time to climax during sex than a man..but atleast she does CLIMAXes..now when it comes to shopping..i thank the god..a man has to use much stronger body parts to help his girl overcome the craving for SHOPPING..
another one on the MEHANGAAI...
1.Recently I went for a sleepover..where me & 4 of my friends had a talk over some drinks:
DOLLAR:Yo Indians..you just wait & watch how I will make you pay for making an underwear brand on my name & reach the 100 faster than anyone else.
PETROL:ha ha..bitch at Rs.71 I am still 15 bucks ahead..kiss my ass.
BEER:In the name of thy god.I have already touched the 100..keep dreaming you kids.
GOLD:Bitch Please,Rs.30300..ha ha ha ha ha...
ME:Oh,I am just a MIDDLE CLASS BASTARD!!
stay goofy..stay smiling 😃
Whoo-ah.! Nice initiative Rakshit:cheers:
Let's do some serious sit-down-comedy here :
-Recently, On my way to Mumbai:
1. After 10mins or so.. i realized that the person sitting next to me is none other than 'Poonam Pandey'
I apologize(politely)her for taking too much time to recognizing her.!
well she said:
"it's Ok dear.! that's not you fault. You didn't saw me wearing Full Clothes".
2. I asked her "what makes Poonam Pandey bares all after KKR win?"
Her Reply: -
The same Happiness that made ganguly 'Topless' at lords.! :wow:
"Why Should Boys Have All The Fun".
Finally, New Study Shows that if a person remains silent then either he is too much in SPIRITUALITY or too much involve in SILENT FILMS.:wow:
-I wonder What's our prime minister up to.?
My Oh My.! That's All.
*Note: U need not to tell it.! I already know.. It was the worst comedy you ever read.!:biggrin:
hey it is good to see,the thread picking up..do let me know guys if you got time..may be we can do some skits here..besides for those of you interested..this weekend there are performances by butVIR DAS of the Delhi Belly fame in Delhi,Bengaluru & Mumbai..I wont be able to attend..you can call up the respective venues & book yourself,here are the venues..
CounterCulture/bengaluru on friday, SuraVie/Delhi on sat, CafeZoey/Mumbai Sun.
P.S.-please dont pm me for any kinda queries..I have already shared what i knew..
stay goofy..stay smiling
ok since it is a new thread I guess it will take time to pick up..hope the mods don't close it down..i will begin with a few jokes or funny stuff I created myself for a stage performance..inputs by fellow puys are welcome:
Owing to the PETROL PRICE HIKE:
1.My car proves pretty costly as it runs on petrol,thank god TWITTER,FACEBOOK & PAGALGUY don't run on petrol,otherwise ladies & gentleman the amount of time I spend here,I might well have had to do this live performance naked.
2.A friend said..THE MONK WHO SOLD HIS FERRARI..was a GENIUS..he saw the hike in PETROL PRICE coming up..I replied back..didn't he see the rupee falling so steeply against dollar..could have earnt a whole lot more of cash..suddenly neither my friend nor his monk seemed genius anymore.
3.Thanks to the PETROL PRICE HIKE..giving CARS in DOWRY will soon become outdated..thankfully now the guy living next to me who is an IIT alumnus won't get a chance to show his MERC over my LUNA.
will post more on this topic as well as some others..as & when I get time..
So why this thread,well I searched but didn't find any thread on this topic.Here we can post funny jokes,the kinds that actually appeal to live audiences.Mostly of the situational kinds.We can discuss our favourite comedians.The events happening in & around us.Probably make a group gathering & attend a few events of our own.May be some day,hold a few events of our own.
This is a place for total crazy fanatics.Some like me who have got a whole lot of problems,but we have learnt to laugh at our problems.For we know laughter is the best medicine.
TOILET HUMOUR is strictly prohibited.