Q. What if MICA (Mudra Insti Comm, Ahmd) start a course in Punjabi Music?
A. it would be renamed MIKA.
Q. What would you call a businessman who has become rich by selling Ties?
A. Mul-TIE Billionaire
Q. How can you become rich if you have a bill, a lion and air?
A. just add them up: BIL-LION-AIRE
Q. What would you say to Hrithik Roshan when he did Aap Mujhe Acche Lagne Lage and Yaadein?
Q. Which super hero loves chicken?
Q. What would have been the name for PowerPoint had a Hindi Professor invented it?
A. Shakti Bindu
Q. Who would recruit for the IIM's Agri Business Management Programme in times of recession?
Q. When Warren Buffett became the World Poker Champion he was renamed as_______?
A. Warren BLUFFett
Q. What would you call the art of telling the future with straws?
Q. Why would Osama Bin Laden sue Microsoft?
A. Coz they used his Middle Name for the Recycle BIN.
Q. Which Actor would never use a pencil?
A. Sean Penn
Q. Which bollywood actor is best suited to star in Gone with the wind?
Q. Why do Chinese doctors recommend TEA to cure Arthritis?
A. Because they are CHAI- KNEES
Q. What inspired the movie Shabd?
A. Microsoft Word
Q. Worlds greatest cook is Frieda Pinto. Why?
A. Because she Fried A Pin Too
Q. What would you call a musical superhero?
Some new jokes:
Q. If Tilakaratne Dilshan starts a new flavour of ice cream, what would it be? A. DilSCOOP
Q. What do you call when it is raining Ts?
Q. Who invented TIME?
A. the busy man who needed an excuse
Q. Which ship is IMPOSSIBLE to sink? Titanic? NO.
A. Tom CRUISE
Q. What would you call a Pakistani Super Hero playing cricket?
More to follow>:
and guys contribute karo yaar
Q. What if Ramalinga Raju was in Advertising?
A. He would have been called Account mis-Manager
Q.What did one reality show say to another reality show?
A. Chal Jhoothe
Q. What would Bret Lee say to a pair of Jeans that were not good according to him?
A. Not LEE-WISE(Levis)
Q. Why was the Jute Trader scared of crows?
A. kyunki JUTE bole Kauwa kaate
Q. Why is Preity Zinta jealous of Rajesh Khanna?
A. Because he has a better looking DIMPLE.
HI pagalo...thoda busy tha..anyways heres some fresh maal:
Q.What do you call a person who sends funny sms?
Q.Which "hut" is not affordable even by a pauper?
A. Pizza Hut
Q. What would you call an Astrologer's Dining Table?
Q.What did the Groom say when he ran away from his marriage?
A. Meri Dulhan toh Azaadi Hain
More are on their way
would love to see some contribution pagalo
Q. What Would You Call an ENtrance Exam for our Politicians?
Q. What would you say to Obama if he was a taxi driver?
A. keep the "CHANGE" and he would reply "YES we CAN"
Q. What would you say when Televison sets start playing the sport of boxing?
Q. What happened when MacDonalds fell in love with Cafe Coffee Day?
A. they created an Anti-virus named McAffee
More to follow soon...
Yaar par yahaan koi response hi nahi deta...so gaye kya pagalo
Now i am bored with 3 idiots, kuch naya karna chahiye, i will be soon posting some new ones u must have never heard.
Q. Who will be the brand Ambassador for the Indian Pay Toilets and what would be his punch line?
A. Chatur Silencer, punch line: Mutravisarjan ki samasya ka samadhan
Q. What would Chatur's Trust for Rape victims be called?
A. Chamatkari Nari STAN-stha
Q. What did Shoaib Akhtar say to the Match Refree when he was caught for Ball tampering?
A. Baaall izz Well Baaall izz Well
Q.Why is Maneka Gandhi going to sue VIRUs?
A.Coz he broke Koyal ke Ande
Q. What would Maneka Gandhi name her new campaign for the rights of stray dogs in Engineering Colleges?
A.The KiloMegaGigaTerra bite Campaign
Q. What did Sunny Deol say to Chetan Bhagat on his accusations against 3 idiots?
A. No If, no But sirf AbhiJAT
Q. Rancho(Aamir) and Surinder(SRK in Rab ne bana di jodi) have become good friends. Why?
A. coz Rancho has agreed to give Suri his Virus Inverter for his company Punjab PowerLighting of your life ji
Q.What did Vidhu Vinod Chopra say to Chetan Bhagat at a restaurant?
A. No CREDIT only cash.
Q.What if Chatur had to play AURO instead of AB?
A. The movie would be renamed as PAAd
Q. What would have Vidhu Vinod Chopra sold to cover the losses if 3 idiots had flopped?
A. Nepali Baba ka Churan and the brand name would have been tuchuk tuchuk
More to follow soon...:clap: