Interesting thoughts/ Jokes

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I saw a few rather interesting thoughts rather jokes and wanted to share it here in PG, searched through the chit-chat section, could find anywhere to post this, hence starting a new one :) Laughing out loud can definitely help improve your h...
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 bhai log irctc tatkal ticket katwane k lia sabse fast tarika batao..nai ho  Pa ra jabse naya site aaya hai..  Please anyone helP 

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What will u call a person who is leaving India??

Hindustan Lever (Leaver) 

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 What is the height of technology ?????????

.. Ankhiyon se goli maare 

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Ashish9818
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Hahaaha. Only rajni sir can do it... 😄 @Shubham09

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Shubham09
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@Ashish9818 enna rascala mind it

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 1) How do u CUT roads?????

By LAUGHING.....

Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" 

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Shubham09
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@Naseem131991 Old one

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Ashish9818
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@Naseem131991 nice keep laughing

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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!" 

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Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.....:):):):)
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Life is too short to stick with the wrong decisions.
If you don't like a thing, Change it. Loving a bad girl, doing a wrong job or living a life which doesn't give you pleasure is of no use.
There are plenty of things in the world. If you're not happy with a kind of food, No need to eat it.
Don't like a job , Change it.
Don't like a girl, Love another.
Don't like the people of a city, Move to different.
Hate the country, apply immigration.
Remember , You're not a slave.
You don't have to be a slave of circumstances.
Why they say the sky is the limit When i've seen the footprints on the moon
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Life Never Changes
Only Our Thoughts Change
For Example:
Bachhpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha Aur Ab.
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Fat ti hai.
PGDIM, NITIE 2014 -16
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Rajni is back....

Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago...death
hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.

Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then
blinked.

Rajinikant once entered a race, he came first, second
& third.

Rajinikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced.

The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant

Once formula F1 race was conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted. REASON: RAJNI Won
the race by keeping the vehicle in neutral.

Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back.
That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs! :

The game of chess originally had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was
later removed coz in 1 move, it could kill all pawns,
knights,brooks,bishops,
dethrone the king and get the Queen pregnant

Once rajnikanth hit a six and now that ball is called
Pluto!!

Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
result is that time is still running

Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play Counter
Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin
Laden

MIND IT ! B-)
PGDIM, NITIE 2014 -16
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Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
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Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
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Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
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Boy: Abe Dhakkan, Muje mere phone pe call kar.. balance nahi hemere me.......!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok!
Moral=> batane ki jarurat nahi hai... Hume pata hai ladkiyaan kaisi hoti hai..
PGDIM, NITIE 2014 -16
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