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What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Hindustan Lever (Leaver)
What is the height of technology ?????????
.. Ankhiyon se goli maare
1) How do u CUT roads?????
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Life is too short to stick with the wrong decisions.
If you don't like a thing, Change it. Loving a bad girl, doing a wrong job or living a life which doesn't give you pleasure is of no use.
There are plenty of things in the world. If you're not happy with a kind of food, No need to eat it.
Don't like a job , Change it.
Don't like a girl, Love another.
Don't like the people of a city, Move to different.
Hate the country, apply immigration.
Remember , You're not a slave.
You don't have to be a slave of circumstances.
Only Our Thoughts Change
Bachhpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha Aur Ab.
Fat ti hai.
Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago...death
hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then
Rajinikant once entered a race, he came first, second
Rajinikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced.
The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant
Once formula F1 race was conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted. REASON: RAJNI Won
the race by keeping the vehicle in neutral.
Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back.
That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs! :
The game of chess originally had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was
later removed coz in 1 move, it could kill all pawns,
dethrone the king and get the Queen pregnant
Once rajnikanth hit a six and now that ball is called
Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
result is that time is still running
Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play Counter
Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin
MIND IT ! B-)
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Boy: Call me Honey..
Boy: Abe Dhakkan, Muje mere phone pe call kar.. balance nahi hemere me.......!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok!
Moral=> batane ki jarurat nahi hai... Hume pata hai ladkiyaan kaisi hoti hai..