Interesting Net-Jokes

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Hi I came across a web page of maths professor Richter .He is teaching at University of minnesota. for comments on his teaching by Chinese and Indian student(in Hindi) click on http://www.math.umn.edu/~richter/Teachingcomments.shtml
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copy paste..
no originality...
bumping old threads :banghead:

My old signature does not fit here :(
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God has made heaven and the
Services of Heaven is :

Chinese Food ....... House of England
American Salary ... Indian Wife



He has also made the hell by just swapping something and
the Services of Hell is :

Chinese House ....... Food of England
American Wife ... Indian Salary

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God has made heaven and the
Services of Heaven is :

Chinese Food ....... House of England
American Salary ... Indian Wife



He has also made the hell by just swapping something and
the Services of Hell is :

Chinese House ....... Food of England
American Wife ... Indian Salery

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What's the usual tip?" a man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza.

"Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."

"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"By the way, what are you studying?"

"Applied psychology."

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what do their names mean?

1.NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T; : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's


Direct Marketing




You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's


Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's


Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and
pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich
"Will you marry me?"
That's


Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to
marry you."That's


Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's


Customer Feedback



AND THAT'S COPY - PASTING


SHYGUY
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that was good one,malladu

Many pgites are doing mba or will be entering bschool in coming years.
This will clear ur basics of marketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's


Direct Marketing




You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's


Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's


Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and
pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich
"Will you marry me?"
That's


Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to
marry you."That's


Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's


Customer Feedback

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Guys n Gals,
Now for a self composed one!!!!

Q: Now that the congress has come to power,
mango orchards will be flourishing and
mango sellers will have a great time why??

A: Kyonki Congress ka haath AAM aadmi ke saath!!!!!!
HOwzzz that????

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Dear who ever u are
this is in references to jokes about the sikh community
have some manners man!!
i dont care which bludy religion u belong to but be careful when u refer to somebody's religious credentials?
if u r a practising sikh it is a matter of shame that u have come up with a load of garbage against ur own religion .
if u r a hindu/muslim/christian/etc then i think try replacing the word sardar with ur appropriate religious title and u shall see the difference of pain u cause to somebody who is not just religious but also passionate about his religion .

dont try to wriggle out of this by suggesting that u have seen this joke or heard this joke by somebody who may have remote connections with sikhism.

also finally understand this once and for all if u indulge in this religious attack once more i shall be compelled to attack the remaining religions and all arising provocations shall be your responsibility

look dude
u dont try and tell me that this forum has jokes about professions and nationalities because religious ridicule is the lowest form of attack where u r joked about just because ur way of worship of GOD is different.

i agree that jokes on different communities are avilable anywhere on the net yet i expect a pgite to have a certain level of sensitivity and maturity while trying to enjoy humor as it can really make the other person express his feelings very strongly about ur own origions.

hence be careful!!

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err.....do we have two different languages here...one for the posters and one for the set of rules....... !!! go thro the rules here http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/mens-thesaurus-25000042 and a clear explanation by bharathi @ http://www.pagalguy.com/cat/viewtopic.php?p=56887#56887

Cheers

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