Funny Jokes- no Pj's

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 And of course, the grand finale............

The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?

Dil Chhata Hai..... 

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 Q /-Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

/Ans/: Adidas. 

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Ashish9818
@Ashish9818  ·  77 karma

@Shubham09 Not good.. 🙌

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manishabedi
@manishabedi  ·  127 karma

ahhaha LOL.. :-)

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 What do you call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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“KISSAN JAM” 

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 Biwi ko samjhna matlab:32 GB ka koi ek Video
2G network par download karna..aur 31.95 GB download
hone ke baad….Aakhir mein error dikhnaa!!!means…. Impossible!!! 

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Naseem131991
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@Shubham09 Lol.. 😄

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 Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?Elephant: An ANTique ! 

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 Q: What do you call your sister who has every information about almost everything?Think…Ans: Infosys..! 

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Shubham09
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Lame joke... really lame :-)

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 Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain, batao kyun??.KYUKI team “AllOut” hain naa. LOL 

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Shubham09
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AllOut wow sense of humor..!

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 How would u calculate volume of a person who's memory is lost????

Think.......


Simple. Its 1/3  (pi *r*r*h)




do u know why............




b'coz he repeatively says,

"mein CONE hun???"

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Ashish9818
@Ashish9818  ·  77 karma

@Naseem131991 dude its the volume of cone. LOL

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HeenaDhar
@HeenaDhar  ·  133 karma

Thats nice... 😄 

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 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.  

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 A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 

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Naseem131991
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ahhaha... :-P

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