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prince_andhra replied to Calling all TINTIN fans
Has anyone got the link for 'tintin in tibet' .. i need it badly ...!! thnx in advance.:neutral:
prince_andhra replied to Ridiculously funny jokes!
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to
the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house.
He took the box...
prince_andhra replied to Ridiculously funny jokes!
No Offence meant to women...
Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You ca...
prince_andhra replied to Ridiculously funny jokes!
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to
you'...........Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll
U divide, U"VE 3 chil...
prince_andhra replied to Ridiculously funny jokes!
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b
the...
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. Yo...
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A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
Th...
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Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
"Guess what it is!" said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?"
"How did you know?" asked ...
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today...
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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced a...