just watched Snatch yesterday (the movie , i mean:biggrin:) ...a terrifically funny movie with nonstop action, colorful characters, popculture references, nonlinear intertwining plots, witty dialogues....
& yes it has got pretty impressive cast....Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Benicio DelToro & a lot of compartively lesser known but really talented actors like Alan Ford (Brick Top) & Dennis Farina (Cousin Avi) not to forget formidable
footballer-turned-actor Vinnie Jones (Tony Bullet Tooth)
its gotta lot of good quotes...neglect the cusswords plzz & forget the bad fonts hihihih
(about Boris by Doug)
1.Boris The Blade, or Boris The Bullet-Dodger.Bent as the Soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it.
( by Turkish)
2.It's hard to make a living in boxing, so now and then...you do something against your principles.
Basically, you have to forget you got any.
(to Franky "Four Fingers" by Doug)
3.Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
I am not in Rome, Doug! I am in a rush
(Tommy)
5. What about John The Gun?
Or Mad Fist Willy?
(Turkish)
You're not Mr. Current Affairs, are you?
Mad Fist went mad
...and The Gun shot himself.
6.
Sol::I ain't f**king buying that.
Counter:: That's handy because I ain't f**king selling it.
It's a fact.
7. Brick Top Go and put the kettle on.
Turkish You take sugar?
Brick Top No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.
8.BRICK TOP
When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them.
It's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover.
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You gotta starve the pigs for a few days...
...then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out
...for the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards,
of course... .but you don't want to sieve through pigs**t,
do you? They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least 8 pigs to finish the job in one sitting...
...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200pounds...
...in about eight minutes
That means that a single pig..can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh...
...every minute.
Hence the expression..."as greedy as a pig".9. BRICK TOP
Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution... ...manifested by an appropriate agent."Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt:Me.
10.Sol::
I've got extra loud blanks, just in case. In case we have to deafen them to death?
the second best dialogue
11. Cousin Avi
- London? - Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup of tea... ...bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!& the best one
(this happens when Tommy goes to pikey campsite to buy a caravan)
12.
Mickey in his Pikey Accent Good dags. Do you like dags?
Tommy::Dags? What?
Mickey: Yeah, dags.
Mickey's Mom: Dags. You like dags?
Tommy (finally getting hold of it): Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.I like caravans more.
