Name : Neha Gulati
Cat percentile : 99.41 (OA) 99.31 (VA) 97.3 (QA)
10th : 87.2
12th :93.25
Grad : B.Com (hons) 2011 - 77
Work - ex : 12 months
Extra-curr : Decent
Date and Venue : 18th march 2013 Delhi
Wat Topic : Corruption in sports committees and government interference is degrading the quality of sports in India. Elaborate and provide remedies.
Preparation : 2/5
Performance : 3.5/5
Panel : Alumni resembling Richard gere (R)... Bong Prof (B)..... Prof resembling Lalu prasad yadav (L)
Me : Good Afternoon
B : Have a seat... good afternoon.
R and L : no response
Me: Good afteroon all 
R and L : good afternoon neha 
B : So u must be waiting for very long and preparing on questions which we are asking other candidates. (I was the 10th person in my panel )
Me : Yes Sir..... long enough to go and have vadas at the cafeteria... And i did not actually prepare for anything question except "Tell me about yourself".... (smile)
L : Not interested R : going through my file
B : but tell me wat are people's reactions after d interview and wat r v asking majorly from everyone.
Me: reactions have been mixed and ppl were usually dreading questions on maths and current affairs.
B: So is it okey to ask maths questions in an intervew? Reason ur answer
Me : Yes as one can check a person's logical ability and hence his decision making skills.
L : So r are saying ppl who cannot solve maths questions cannot be gud decision makers.
Me : No that is not wat i meant. A detailed heated discussion .... everyone convinced at the end.
R: So u said that u have prepared about tell me urself question. So I can ask u any question about urself.
Me : Yes Sir
R : Stressed on "any" n number of times and then says even ur deep down secrets....
Me : (Wat........ is dis sum roadies interiew going on) Sir u can as i dont really have any grey areas to hide but I dont think dat wud help u in any way to judge my suitability for ur b-skul.
R : Who r u to decide???
Me : (Wat...T F ) Smiled
R : Sittin on this chair does not give me the right to ask u any question but yes I can ask any question from ur profile... understood...!!! So can I say u dont think before u speak??
Me. : 
Dat is exactly wat I meant sir wen I said....
R : So can I say u r not articulate enough?
Me : I am . But as u Know a person cannot be perfect all the time So I could have articulated my sentence better here.
Me : Smiling
Everyone : Blue
L : So wat is ur percentile? told
: Wat all calls do u have? told
: Why not A and B? Sir grad marks
B : what would ur percentile be in ur university? 99+
: How can u say so ? I think u are over rating urself ?
Me: A whole discussion with me cookin up a story how der are 50 odd colleges offerin my course number of ppl getting 70+ as I had gone through the data with my frnd wen we did not get a A call....(LOL)
Smiles....Convinced..... 
B : So tell me wat is a median ? told
: Is der any link between median and percentile ? told
: With ur score in which quartile wil it fall ? told
R : So u have very scattered work-ex ? Why ? ( I have worked in a bank/ Big 4/ sold insurances/counselled students)
Me : sir sellin insurances and student consulting were during college days for my pocket money and it was part -tym... Met with an accident while I was workin in the bank was no bed rest for 2 months den got a better opp so joined PwC.
R : Give me ur brief for the insurance?
Me : gave
B : So have u heard about returns on asset?
Me : explained
B : which is better 10% asset or 7% asset?
Me : cannot say only on the basis of return other things needs to be considered... blah blah
B : Give a live example
Me : compared copyrights with printing machine both being assets.
All convinced.
B : so wat is npv ? told
: another method similiar to npv ? told
: which is better and why ? told
: why is npv = 0 when we calculate irr? told
out of the blue.... L : what is verma committee?
Me : started thinking about committees formed for financial purposes... sir dont know
all : wat u dont know verma commitee ? No Sir can't recall... 
IF we tell u will be like omg.... Me : Smiled shamefully
L : 16th December
Me : Yes sir and den told
R : we are done.
Me : got up .... thank u
B : Wait...... Have u gone through our website???
Me : Yes
B: Wat is cems?
Me : Told
OK Thank u Neha...
Thank u
Preparation - 3/5
Performance - 3.5/5
Time : 35-40 mins
Verdict : Converted
" Joka"ing my way to glory.....!!!
