By the time reslts come ....read important announcement!
read carefully!
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint meSanta found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical ConversionsTeacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
ThenFor 3000 Kgs
=How Much?Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:pTitanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulancebanta is a teacher aur exam k liye paper banaya:
paper dekhte hi sare bachho k hosh ud gaye:
question they:
1)China kis desh mein hai?
2)15 august kis date ko ata hai?
3)green rang kis colour ka hota hai?
4)tamatar ko hindi mein kya bolte hain?
5)mumtaj ki kabra main kaun dafn hai?
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
*Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long..!*A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."*
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do*
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR UthaA lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. 
