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mayankmalik
Mayank Malik @mayankmalik 13.2 k
Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...
Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi

Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan


Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...
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Nish @nishantei 748
JOKE OF THE DAY P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow. 2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english "I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thought otherwise...
JOKE OF THE DAY

P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow.
2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english

"I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thought otherwise and went on writing ................."


P.S. : I am not a Harry Potter fan but i believe writing about fantasy and magic requires imaginative and creative thinking unlike the novels written by Mr. Bhagat which gives a feeling of some b-grade movie scripts.
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mayankmalik
Mayank Malik @mayankmalik 13.2 k
*Which is the most religious team in the Indian Premier League? Chennai Super Kings, because it has Badrinath, Amarnath and Balaji. [image]*
Which is the most religious team in the Indian Premier League?









Chennai Super Kings, because it has Badrinath, Amarnath and Balaji.
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avinav2712
Avinav C Thakur @avinav2712 14.0 k
> Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu???? *_ .._****_sin 90=cot 45_* :: :: :: ** > *Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?* *..* *_.._* *..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai...
Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
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Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
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..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"


Bhai, ye jokes tumne banaye hai kya?? Repeat.... originals only!!! Sick and tired of reading all ghisa pita ones here
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VIVEK NAGPAL @vivek_mba10 1.9 k
Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu???? *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ .._* *_ because...._* *_ .._* *_ .._...
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vivek_mba10
VIVEK NAGPAL @vivek_mba10 1.9 k
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..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
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Anonymous
@Anonymous
*MOD NOTE:We want to see poor jokes not poor sense of humour.Banned for a week.*
MOD NOTE:We want to see poor jokes not poor sense of humour.Banned for a week.
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Anonymous
@Anonymous
> avinav2712 Says > > Originals please :-( Hey, the questions were original! ::
avinav2712 Says
Originals please :-(


Hey, the questions were original!
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avinav2712
Avinav C Thakur @avinav2712 14.0 k
> *What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?* Answer: _Swine didn't fly!_ *What is the logical paradox with swine flu?* Answer: _Swines cannot fly._ * True story (unverified but widely claimed):* Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the...
What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?

Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?

Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!

Originals please
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Anonymous
@Anonymous
*What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?* Answer: _Swine didn't fly!_ *What is the logical paradox with swine flu?* Answer: _Swines cannot fly._ * True story (unverified but widely claimed):* Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the d...
What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?

Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?

Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!
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mayankmalik
Mayank Malik @mayankmalik 13.2 k
What will happen if John Terry repeats a joke on this thread.....? A PG mod will Terry-minate him. [image] *.........I'm still learning the fine art of PJ, here's another one.........* What was Sumit-Rocks called when he was a boy? Sum...
What will happen if John Terry repeats a joke on this thread.....?





A PG mod will Terry-minate him.





.........I'm still learning the fine art of PJ, here's another one.........




What was Sumit-Rocks called when he was a boy?




Sumit-pebbles.
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The_Lion_King
Shivraj G @The_Lion_King 727
2 jokes on google: Q. What would you call Sachin Tendulkar if he was the founder of google? A. SEARCHING Tendulkar Q. What do you do when you get the error "Server Not Found"? A. Google it..you might find the server...he he..
2 jokes on google:

Q. What would you call Sachin Tendulkar if he was the founder of google?

A. SEARCHING Tendulkar


Q. What do you do when you get the error "Server Not Found"?

A. Google it..you might find the server...he he..
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anksgupta
Ankur Gupta @anksgupta 288
Teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... waah waah!! teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... CID ke baad dekhna naa bhule AAHAT
Teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... waah waah!! teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... CID ke baad dekhna naa bhule AAHAT
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anksgupta
Ankur Gupta @anksgupta 288
Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom....wah wah!!Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom!!! daya ne acp se kaha -oh my god ek aur khoon!!
Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom....wah wah!!Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom!!! daya ne acp se kaha -oh my god ek aur khoon!!
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mayankmalik
Mayank Malik @mayankmalik 13.2 k
MAA: Bijli ka bill itna jyada kyu aaya?? BETA: Mai kabhi batlata nhi par andhere se darta hun mai maa hehehe
MAA: Bijli ka bill itna jyada kyu aaya??
BETA: Mai kabhi batlata nhi par andhere se darta hun mai maa
hehehe
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