Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
..sin 90=cot 45
Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
avinav2712 SaysOriginals please :-(
What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?
Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?
Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!