Spam karne ka man kar raha tha
To socha kyu na baba ko disturb kiya jaye
baba ! bahut nazuk halat hai
Kab niklega yeh cat ?
ab to aur saha nahi jaata
Umar bhi ho aya
ab to ek acha sa %ile dila hi do
aur do char convert
taki choose karne ka chance mile sake
Baba ki jai ho !
Baba ki jai ho ,
Cl ne apna percentile predictor nikala hai , but aap to omniscient ho ,kripya bataye ki mere kitne %ile banenge is baar ? Maine 31 october ko CAT diya hai .
Puttar - abhi tum nadaan ho
As for the money part- Terry Pratchett says--
Chalo main kucch nahi (ZERO ) ki vyavastah karta hoon ab aap the "ONE" banne ki prayas karo
i have a problem.
i alredy gave my CAT (to my best ). have to write IIFT and JMET.
Since i am not aware of how much %ile i will get. i am planning to apply to as many colleges as possible. you might know that it would cost me a lot.(i am not working) :|. so babaji if you could give me a small amount of Rs.1,00,000/-, i will be able to apply to all the the colleges and also get you coconuts.
JAI bolo SANTHI SWAROOP, SAKTHI DAYAK CAT ki
The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
Jalal ad-Din Rumi quotes
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Main Samay Huun !! Jus ne nera ullanghan kiya hska BAND BAJAA DOONGA!!!!!!!
jUST STICK TO YOU TIME LIMITS PER SECTION ?
Time Limit per Section = Time for Section/ No. of Questions
say 45/20= 2 odd minn with buffer 5 minutes ..however if you find the going tough consistently in all sums then that bar of 2 will go up to say 2.5 -3 min and the number of attemopts will reduce.
Vice versa if paper is easy.
Just remember u do not walk in to the hall with an absolute SACRED figure of attempts... the attempts will expand /contract bade on difficulty of paper
mock cat mock cat
Prometric '' Coaching Faculty
Hazaaron Mock aise ki har Mock pe dam nikle
Bahut nikle mere scores, lekin phir bhi kam nikle
Cat mein nahin phark jeene aur marne ka
Usi IIM ko dekh kar jeete hain jis IIM pe dum nikle,
Kahaan Prometric ka darwaaza aur kahaan Coaching Faculty
Par itna jaante hain hain kal we jaate the aur hum nikle..
There are thousands of Mock CATS such that they could consume my life
Mock scores , though experienced intensely, not enough for a call,
In MBA Prep there is no difference between living and dying
I live each last breath looking at the IIM I (moi) adore
Between Prometric's gates and Coaching Faculty there should be a gap,
But yesterday sir was entering while I was leaving those gates