"Arz kiya hai"

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note > bichhaa deta hoon > Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main1 00-100 ke note > bichhaa deta hoon > Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon… > (wah,wah,wah, wah… taaliyon ki…

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> Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note
> bichhaa deta hoon
> Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main1 00-100 ke note
> bichhaa deta hoon
> Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
> Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
> Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
> Ke kal raat maine itna kyoun khaya?
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... t aaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE;
> KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
> HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
> HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
> AB HUM SADAK KE US PAAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI.
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> Aapne mere man se khela,
> aapne mere tan se khela,
> aapne mere dhan se khela
> aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
> well played! well played! well played!!
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> Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
> Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.
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> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,
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> Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
> Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
> Melody khao khud jaan jao........
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> Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
> Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
> Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.
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> Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
> Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
> Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
> Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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> before marrige
> takdir hai magar kismat khulti nahi,
> tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
> lekinm mumtaz milti nahi.
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> after marriage
> takdir hai magar kismat khulti nahi,
> tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
> lekinm mumtaz marti nahi.
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> Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
> A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
> JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
> ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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> Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
> Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
> Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.
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> Tum aa gaye ho,
> noor aa gaya hai;
> chalo teeno movie chalen.
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> Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
> ' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
> Aur khuda tumse puche,
> 'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise? '
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> Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
> jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
> dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
> bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.
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> Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
> badi joshh ke sath;
> Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
> badi shhor ke sath;
> Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
> Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath.
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> kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
> kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
> chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...
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> Ho gayi galti humse,
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> Click ho gaya mouse
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> Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
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> ban jaao meri spouse!
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> Tumse mila main kal to,
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> Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
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> Lekin aaj tum mili
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> To kehti ho: Your file not found!
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> Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
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> don't like your face
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> Par dil ke computer mein,
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>Nahin hai enough disk space
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> Tum jabse meri zindagi,
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> mein aayi ho banke female,
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> Yaad rahe na ab kuch,
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> Na postman , Na e-Mail

hii neha lemme add 1
...mujhe dekh ke muskurati thi,
....phir chupke se chali jaati thi...
................................................
............ab pata chala ki woh mujhe bewakoof banati thi.

here goes another 1..
....payal chankati ayee thi.....
....payal chankati chali gayee...................???


...................main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

that wasnt as good as it should have been. i think some vulgar language was been used which is not good. i suggest neha chaudhary would understand this and never again try and abuse the others by using such language. :oops:

cactus Says
that wasnt as good as it should have been. i think some vulgar language was been used which is not good.

kidhar bhai??? i cudnt find any vulgar stuff in those Shayris.. or am i used to those vulgar stuff !!
well cactus..just let the junta know which all lines in the post, u found anything vulgar...coz afaik..Ms.Neha wont try to spoil the decorum of the forum :-)
or has ur age got something to do with it 😉

I dont see anything vulgar in it.
Hey, where are my reading glasses???? There they are.
Nope.... nothing vulgar even now.

are you sure you did not mispost in the misthread, I mean posted the wrong post in the wrong thread 😉

cactus Says
that wasnt as good as it should have been. i think some vulgar language was been used which is not good. i suggest neha chaudhary would understand this and never again try and abuse the others by using such language. :oops:

do u think hindi is a vulgar language baby?

guys....take it easy.... as he said, cactus is new around here......

cactus....in casu u feel offended by anything on any post.....i'd suggest u shoot off a pm to me or anil or pg....we'll look into it.....cya around...

Cheers

humne unki yaad main...kitna ansoo bahaya....
aur unhone..hume ek fone bhi nahin khadkaya...

k...i know its pathetic..but....jus cnt resist...;);)

Now even I can't resist...

Dil diya yeh hamarey pyaar ki had thi
Jaan di.. yeh hamarey eitbaar ki had thi
Mar gaye.. lekin aakhen khuli reh gayi.. yeh tumhare intezaar ki had thi

Now even I can't resist...

Dil diya yeh hamarey pyaar ki had thi
Jaan di.. yeh hamarey eitbaar ki had thi
Mar gaye.. lekin aakhen khuli reh gayi.. yeh tumhare intezaar ki had thi


Dil diya yeh hamarey pyaar ki had thi
Jaan di.. yeh hamarey eitbaar ki had thi
Jis picture mein usne thappad diya woh sunil shetty ki hadh thi

shub001

P.S. sorry PG

i know only this 1 :

ram yug mein doodh mila,
krishan yug mein ghee;
apne yug mein daru mile
tu khoob daba ke pee :drinking:

Arz kiya hai-

Rooth gaya hai mujhko manane waala
Ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala
Par jaane kya soochta hai Yeh khula darwaaza
Shayad raasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala

arz hai..joote mat maaro..cudnt resist this

aji arz hai...
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta

arrey waaah...Kya Balance Hai

Hi Gang...

Dont know whether this can be digested here..but i have one to share too :)

here it goes ;)


"Dil ke Shikashte Saaz se ChasMain Ubal Pade
Poocha kisi ne haal to Asoon nikal pade"

another 1
"woh aaye hamare khwaab mein
mano paani sharaab ho gaya
woh aaye hamare khwaab mein
mano pani sharaab ho gaya
subah uth kar dekha
to patloon mein peshab ho gaya"

courtesy:mtv



aji arz hai...
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta

arrey waaah...Kya Balance Hai

anil bhai..yeh tumne kis circus mein beth ke likha tha

mr. cactus,
i know what to post on the forum and what not, i am responsible enough. i check i thing before posting it.
i don't think there was anything wrong in that.

neha wrote
Aur khuda tumse puche,
> 'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise? '
now wasnt that vulgar? tell me what does khuda means? ill tell u it means god of muslims m i right n i dnt think any god would use such kind of words as neha has posted. the way was not good although there may b no such intention of hers to........ but i think she should think twice before writing anything as it may hurt some.