Hi, everybody for d very first time after so many failures (I have stop counting now).
Im getting dis opportunity 2 post my first interview experience ever.
yaha itne sare mahan logon ke bich is prani ki ye bhait swakir karein abhi clerk ka hai age aap sab logon ke ashirwad se PO mai bhi nikelenge..!
Entered d hall huge no of candidates, everywhere different panels ( A salute 2 every candidate wo gets call and is a part of d process just clap for ur self for a sec first time khud feel kiya maine hats off 2 all of u..!)
Document verification started after 2hours it was my turn and announcement Lunch hai bhai adhe ghante bad milenge
Sorry but prior 2 dis refreshments ver also served 2 every candidate including dal ki kachori, one sweet wafers and POLO..! (Soch samajh ke BOLO)
After half an hour document verification started
1 officer:- seeing my photo and matching it wid d call letter of d written examination
Apki photo hai ye he he ha ha hu h u
Me:- yes sir he he ha ha hu h u ( Hasne ki baat nahi hai dis was part of document verification )
Within 5 minutes dey told 2 wait in another hall u vl b called panel wise
After 6 hours and 5 minutes in d evening I entered d room completely exhausted so ver dey
4 members 3 M, 1 lady
Me:- may I come in sir?
M1:- yes, comin sit
Me:- Gud evening sir, gud evening sir , gud evening sir gud evening mam( pata nahi kya kar raha tha mai)
M1:- tell me abt urself
Me:- blah blah ( I was stammering In between c its my u can say weakness wen Im quite for few hours and somebody talks wid me I tend 2 stammer)
M1:- MBA
Me:- yes sir
M1:- hobby Doing mimicry ( aaja beta)
Me:- yes sir( aankhon mai chamak)
M2:- whos d recent icon in dis field can u name
Me:- raju shrivastava
M1:- yes do one say any famous act of him.
Me:- (wat r u serious right now ) I just stand up keep my chair aside and went back as I was performing on stage
Sir, I cant imitate him dat well as he is legend in his field but I vl try..!
And start doing his Gajodhar act and let me tell all of u honestly it was so bad if raju was present dere he wud have beat me with a stick and shud have quit mimicry.
All were silent dey ver expecting something gr8 and got nothing

M1:- well, any another act of his
Me:- Sorry Sir, I can do mimicry of actors better.
M1:- Ok, any one of ur choice.
Me:- sir sanjeev kumar
M1:- yes continue
Me: (bol to diya par karu kya ) haan basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachna ( ek second ye sanjeev kumar ne kaha tha kya kar raha hai bhai tu)
Are yaad aaya Gababar ye hath nahi fasi ka funda hai..!( All ver smiling)
M2:- Raj kuamr ki nikal lete ho
Me:- sir I havent tried it Im having some throat infection lets c
Janni ye chaku hai chal jaye to khun nikal aata hai( bingo perfect)

M2:- another one wo chinoy seth wala
Me:- yes sir, chinoy seth jinke ghar shishe ke ho wo dusro ke ghar pathar nahi pheka karte..!
M2:- Konsi Film ka tha ye
Me:- Sir , Waqt.
M2:- Name few actors kon kon the Rajkumar ke alawa
Me:- (was quiet for a sec) sir, sunil dutt , shashi kapoor
M2:- ok, gud( he was going 2 ask some other question )
Me:- (from nowere) sir ,Balraj sahni he was d father and dese three were his kids and...!
M2:- haan haan thik hai..! ( ab kahani mat sunane lag jaeo...!)
M1 and M3 :- wop aap zami pakiza ka sunao
Me:- sir , I cant recollect but it was something lyk dis pau khoobsurat hai
M1:- zami mai pe mat rakho wala tha na
Socha hoga aaj ki generation

Me:- yes sir apke paun bahut khoobsurat hai inhe zami pe mat rakheyega malein ho jayenge..!
Enough mimicry back 2 business
M1:- Marketing HR
Me: -yes sir
M1:- so vl ask u abt HR!
Me:- sir Hr was minor
M1:- ok but I can ask question from dis
Me:- yes sir
M1: -how vl u motivate employees kaise karoge.
Me:- sir wo dekhenge kaise koi problem hai if dey r not satisfy wid something den I vl talk 2 dem and
M2 in between :- u have a team ok sab badiya hai par kaam karke 4 baje bhag jate hai tumahra manager bolta hai ye kya hai bande kaha hai unko staff ko kya bolege
Me:- sir unko kehge u all r working pretty gud but atleast aap sab 5 baje hi jao
M2:- technique batao HR ki jo use karoge waha thodi kitab kholke theory padoge
Chalo 2nd situation koi staff ke bande kam nahi kar rahe hai aur 5 baje tak baith rahe hai
Konsi badiya hai situation kaise tackle karoge..!
Me:-( silent for a while) sir wo Ist wali badiya hai unko kahenge 5 baje hi jao
Tabhi achanak
Lady:- bend In d river
Me:- VS Naipaul
Train 2 pa.
Me :- khushwant singh
Kerala famous wildlife sanctuary
Me :- periyar
For which animal it is famous
Me:- sorry mam , I cant recollect it now.
M3:- wats SENSEX
Me:- (oh bas ise hi chora tha yehi puch liya) sir sensitive index is d fullform I cant recollect it now.
M2:- ye abhi work kar raho kahi
Me:- no sir, main focus is 2 go in d banking sec
M2:- achha isi me gud
M3:- wats ur strength
Me:- sir, I can interact wid anyone (quoting d example of having gud conversation wid other candidates from different states lyk I have known them for years having gr8 bonding)
M3:- weakness
Me:- sir, I m very funny at times and sometimes Im just be myself ..)
M1:- ok how wud u rate ur self out of 10
Me:- sir 5, 6
M1:- wat, u have gud academic qualification, extra curricular activities gud mimicry is dere
Me:- ye sir, but keeping all aspects lyk I was stammering a bit and couldnt answer few questions as I wanted 2 give answers of all of dem.
M1:- nahi nahi aise thodi
M2:- interview mai pure jawab kon deta hai wo 2 written mai ho gaya jo hona tha
M1:- why r u underestimating ur self . why so low
M2:- u be d judge aap waha hote to apne ko kaise rate karte.
Me:- sir ab 6,7 kar lo and add some from ur side dat wud be bonus
M1:- no no v r asking u only . u b in my place and judge. Are kitna friendly atmosphere hai kaisa laga achha na to batao kitne dego khud ko
M2:- are badiya jawab diye hai thoda bahut chalta hai
Me: -sir perfect to kase hoga wo as I was stammering In between so may b its a sign of lack of confidence 2 u
M2: nahi aap 2 rate karo ye to sab chalta hai
Me: -sir its my first interview ever.
M2:- oh
Me :- sir 7 dats it.
M2 2 M1 : -sir ok any more questions.
M1 nodded no
M2 :- u can leave
Me:- thank u again thank u thank u thank u ( 4 times so irritating and den show my back 2 dem and d door was bang loudly)
Moral:- overall it was gud being my first interview
The panel was cool & cordial by nature and ver giving responses 2 every aspect..!
Some minus points:-
I was stammering a bit .
Wen somebody was asking questions den I was only looking 2 him not 2 others complete ignorance
Never show dem ur back while leaving
Positive :- prepare well for u r hobbies questions vl be asked dont just write anything
I made out 10 minutes out of 20 just bcoz of my hobby and dey ver happy..!
BYE everybody and enjoy..!
Wo HR ke questions ka reply do koi kabhi kaam ayega future mai
Chalo sabko jai jai.!