Pagal Manager ki Pagal Request ! isse dhyan se pade

Aap logo se ye guzarish hai ki aaise avatar ko vote na kare jiske pass naa to duniya dekhne ke liye aankh hai na to sunne ke liye kaan hai aur na hi soongne ke liye naak...

ye avtar nai bhoot hai aur bus ek bada sa haathi jaisa muh leke yaha se waha vote maangne ke liye ghume ja raha hai...isse vote karke aap apna aap ko ek andhvishwas ki duniya me dakel rahe hai...

iska muh nai ye swiss bank hai jo desh ka paisa loot raha hai, agar aap bi unme se hai jo is muh ko band karna chahte hai to kripya vote na kare...

jara is darinde ko gor se dekhiye...kitna darawna hai :sneaky:



aap jis kaam ke liye pagal guy me aae hai wo mba hai yani ki manager banne ...apki samasao ka suvidhan sirf ek hi insaan kara sakta hai jisko sab log Pagal Manager ke naam se jante hai...

kyunki ek "Guy" hi baad me "Manger" banta hai....aur agar aap PagalGuy se PagalManager banna chahte hai to hamare ko vote kare...

*janhit me jari*

Pagal Manager- Pouring Insanity




PS : just timepass !

Baba aapka honhaaar pishyon hoon baba!

Charan sparsh! \\ ______ o _/\

Yahaaan aapka Prachaar karenge.....

Ladiez and Gents and Pigs
My Nomination Rejected.....Main Bahut dukhee aur pareshan tha.....BABA ne mujhe BAKAR ka Mahatwa (Importance) bataya..

BABA aap mahan ho....

BAKAR Rules \m/

DAAN PETI (Offerings):biggrin:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalg...r-contest.html

Good Morning Pishyon (pagal shishyon),
Aapke Daily BAKAR Dose ka time ho gaya hai!:sneaky:

Aaj ke paath ka saar hai - DHONG!


Iss duniya me bahut aise log hai jo apne DHONG ki jaal me tum jaise saadharan logo ko phaans kar buddhu banate hai. Yeh aapke maansik tathaa sharirik santulan ke liye haanikaarak hai. Aap ke Jiwan ko aise log BAKARGRAST kar dete hai!!!


Aaj BABA PENCHO AAPKO KUCH AISE HI LOGO SE MILAANE WALA HAI!!!

PAAGAL MANAGER
Paagal paagal hota hai, Manager Manager hota hai...

Paagal means AWESOME, INSANE, RAW, READY-TO-POUNCE, BRAVE, in short, PERFECT!!!
Manager matlab DIPLOMATIC, REFINED, TARGET ORIENTED, the one who never cares for the world!

To a friend in stress the Paagal will say, "DEWD! Chill, Daaru pite hai!:drinking::cheers:"
While a Manager would say, "Why don't you go and eat someone else's head! I have a presentation to make for my boss!"

You see, a Paagal is just the opposite of a Manager. Its like YIN and YANG! Their individual existence makes PEACE.
BUT they can NEVER EXIST TOGETHER! Just like FIRE AND ICE!!

Iska matlab ye hua ki Paagal Manager ka astitva bilkul uss Ganpati ki murti jaisa hai jo doodh pita hai! Uss Swiss Bank jaisa hai jahan par India ka ek bhi ACCOUNT NAHI HAI! Uss engineering student jaisa hai, jisne apni DRAWING SHEETS khud banayi hai!

In Short, Paagal Manager ek Mohmaaya hai!!!
Iski jaal me naa fase, yeh ek dhokha ho sakta hai!!


Khoob Bakar karein, aur usse bhi zyaada BAKAR KAREIN!!!

HARI OM!!!


So VOTE FOR THE ORIGINAL!!! THE REAL!! THE ONE AND ONLY BABA PENCHO (Dark Miasma)
KYUNKI HAMAARI KOI AUR SHAAKHAA NAHI HAI!!!:biggrin::biggrin:

Went through all the avatar's again.

Personally, Pirl in Pagal-Land touched me a lot. I think this avatar is true for most of us here who are on PG.

Those who haven't seen yet, just check it out : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459788

You will def feel like voting for Pirl in Pagal-Land.


The 3 P's associated with this avatar in my view :

1. PASSION

2. PATIENCE

3. PROFILE/PACKAGE in future

Continuing from where i left....

Its that time of your life when you are in that lucky phase where everything turns up to be going your way...You have been ever so busy with your work life... Been making the top headlines.. been making the world notice you and you have been recognized heavily for your work... You have finally done away with that PaGaL Manager that was killing you and your life...However once you come out of your work life.. you may have a few doubts as well.. Your family is dead worried as you have not yet settled into your relationships..!! Your agony aunt again makes it a point that you are not doing it right again and
" Its time You started having some freaking kids ..!!! "





Well it said it right...!! In a few months you have been attending all of the major business meetings and parties.. your name and fame has been reaching the farthest corners of your state !! or maybe you have even managed the international foothold !! Then suddenly one day.......................




And BAMMMM just like that... you hit it off instantly and you find out that you may just have a thing going on for each other... you pull up all your cheesy guns and point it n the right directions.... and you start your more intimate relationship..and as time flies by you realize the potential.. and that again because of whom you have been listening to...!! When suddenly the other day you pop up the most dreaded question and it turns out to be an absolute cracker of a YESSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




So the point is all this while you have been listening to the one who you think is the better half of you.. As Shidney Sheldon's The Other Side of Me your better half has been with you in all the times of trouble and more... You finally realize what a perfect life you made up of yourself's ... And you promise once you start having kids you won't make their lives worse and full of crap !!!!

Or so did you think......................but it also depends on what your wife thinks..




So you see the cycle continues...
And BiGmouth is always there to answer your prayers..!!

Keep Voting Puys and make BiGmouth win the contest !!!!

P.S. The mocking to certain avatar is meant to be in good humor !!!

Vote for Azuri !!!!!!!!! Vote for Azuri !!!!!!!!! Vote for Azuri !!!!!!!!!

"Pagal Manager" incedently met with " PIG " while he was busy marketing for himself !
Following is what happened :biggrin:







PS : It is just for fun and timepass , nothing personal , please don't kill me for this :biggrin:
Next target (another competitor) coming soon !

Just for fun !

Less talk more work

and I thought Municipality elections were over

all are here PG ke dabbang :sneaky:

Absolute crass!

Yup, I too felt like this when saw one post here
Hope a Wor(l)d war wouldn't take place here :sneaky:
Puys should (and I hope they would) vote without any kind of prejudice, for the avtar which they feel is the coolest and the bestest of all avtars

quoting my post in the other thread :-

ohh i just noticed that i am a judge here.

its good in a way because i have never won a avatar contest at PG myself.
so this time around its good that i don't have to submit my entry and get disappointed again

on a more serious and straight forward note, i declare that my vote will go to the most creative entry in the contest.

no bias or preferences in terms of active or inactive puys or any such thing.

so let the entries come.

as i had declared, i have voted for the the entry which i thought was the most creative one.

although i took a long time choosing among Azuri, Akhil Tiwari and Dark Miasma (whom i thought were equally creative).

so i have made my position clear now.

as a matter of fact, once voted you can't change you vote.
so vote carefully and after making a final decision. :)

@contestants, you can campaign as much as you want but not at the expense of privacy of others.

and I thought Municipality elections were over

all are here PG ke dabbang :sneaky:

Absolute crass!

Aaj ke voting results ko dekhke humne socha ek rally pe kyu na nikle... toh humne saare PuYs ko ikattha karke bhaashan de diya...





Aur humne ekbaar socha competitor analysis bhi kar hi lete hai...chunaav ka time hai khaamakha risk kyu le ??



Hirak,azuri aur baaki sab... mujhe tum logo ko kuch nahi dikhaana mujhe bass ek laundiye ko dikhana hai ki ek launda kya kar sakta hai Votes toh sabse jyaada main hi lunga



http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-11.html#post3469062

Alright everyone.. The best and the most humblest judges my bow to you and your judgment for letting me into your minds and your decision to book a seat for BiGmouth in the top ten spot I was like ARE YOU SERIOUS ???? and then it hit me Such a wise decision it is..!!!

Here's why I think BiGmouth should get the maximum number of votes and should win the PaGaLGuY Coolest Avatar of the Year Contest

Let us say that we all started with humble beginnings... being a teenager all you could do is wander your mind to the extremities and wonders of your world..strictly speaking that wonder was anything that made you feel better and could impress the girls too
But you are not supposed to be doing so.. Someone had laid the commandments and you are obliged to follow them..More often your agony aunt would make sure you do !!! (I hope everyone had atleast one person in the family who would scare the living daylights out of you when it came to doing it right !!! )



You somehow managed to sail through the whole thing when you might just have found out the real truth !!!!



Now the times have gone and even if you couldn't find the right way then, in a few years you would have come out of your young cocoon and would have made some logical choices in terms of career as everyone would have already put a shotgun on your face if you didn't...





Your gf won't be your only problem..You have juggled all your balances and found out the career choice you wanted... but unfortunately fate kicked you on the bump and you fell face first..!! tolerating every taunt from every direction you were giving up hope when... you found it.. yes !!!



With some initial torture you finally felt you got the groove, you made the right choice...and when you just thought you got the license to go after the world......



All will not be well when you have a competitor who breathed into your gf's (soon to be 'ex') mind... you guys just had to 'Do The TALK !!! ' btw you are thrilled that it was over.. you weren't that serious, were you ??





With a job that required you to sleep eat and breathe it...and with a manager who hated your guts and your selfless existence...all you wanted to do was take the easy way out but......it was there to guide you through ...




And you slogged for a change...for a change in fortune ...for a change in your life... you prayed that some shitty change of luck would take you to that door..



And it DID..... you finally made it... with constant guidance from it.. you made your fortunes turn... you got yourself a job and then you imagined that your life was so perfect for all years to come...all those years of struggle finally meant something...you could now sit back and enjoy your life from here-on... no agony aunts... no taunts.. no confidence shattering abuses,.. you did it... BUT IT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE IF IT WEREN'T FOR BiGmouth





So there you go... some of the solid reasons why you should vote for BiGmouth and give it it's due credit..!!!
VOTE FOR BiGmouth !!!! VOTE FOR BiGmouth !!!! VOTE FOR BiGmouth !!!!

P.S. Please vote for my avatar and help me win the contest.
P.P.S. the comicon is purely my imagination and is my creation... nothing is or will be plagiarized from anyone... !!!

To Vote for BiGmouth vote for "azuri" on the poll above !!!!


Second part of campaigning can be found here http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3476600

Congratulations to all the top 10 Avatars. . .

All the avatars start your campaigning Now !!! Its now or never. .

So, is there a rule book for campaigning ? ?

No . . Nahi . . . Na
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Let the Junta decide why should they vote you. .

Junta ko bore mat karyo. . . !!! (long posts filled with words will have no readers. . )

Make cartoons, videos, comic strips, sketches . . .
Write songs, poems, love stories, thrillers. .

Politics bhi toh hona chahiye na. . ?? Make coalitions, break coalitions, let it get ugly. . . (tabhi toh mazza ayega !! )


Ya, Ya. I know getting vote banks is important and easy also. But, just filling in votes will not help.

The massive Game changers are yet to come. . .

One request to all the Avatars. . . . Don't let any single Avatar dominate. . !!! Let the cruel game begin. .

Is there any prize for being the last in the top 10?

I seem to be doing pretty well when it comes to that. :cheerio::cheerio::cheers:

In the favor of DARK MIASMA.


SOmewhere deep down there is a pencho inside of everybody..
Pencho lives by say-it-all philosophy.
Pencho is an impartial,spontaneous and self-declared prophet.

Pencho has to say about everything and everybody.


Here are some of his sayings.

PENCHO SAYS :



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"Samsung launches Galaxy SIII which will operate Galaxy SII by itself,so you can CARRY ON with your life "

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"Nokia to cello tape LUMIA to the North korean missiles and target them to a distant planet where retro-mobile fashion is IN. "
#Suggestions4TwoRs #KehDoKiYeJhootHai

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Star news is bitching about Nirmal Baba like a girl who was dumped by his boyfriend . Other sadhu's have updated their profile as 'Single'
#ThirdEye #NirmalBaba #ShitIPLisOnTv

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The 'Fifty Rupee' notes have staged a Dharna on the ATM machine's vents . They are unhappy with the dominance of the 'Hundred rupee Notes'.
They demand at least 27 percent reservation,and the lower denomination notes and coins are supporting them. #RupiyaAgainstCorruption

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China protests against Philippines for 'harassment' of its fishermen.--Zee Tv

Says they were made to fish in a swimming pool .:P
#Philippines #China #fishes

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Kapil sibal unhappy ,Datawind informs him that Aakash will have a 'resistive screen' . He suggests them to use an 'Attractive screen' instead.

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In the favor of DARK MIASMA.

Sonia Gandhi reportedly tweets from the twitter handle TheManMohanSingh.

*Twitter folks rage it out with random hash tags viz #poonamPandey #VickyDonor #TuHiAnna*

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In the spate of 'Save Tigers' campaign, The Tigers believe they are under immense pressure to 'make it count' ,now they are looking forward to Vicky Donor for inspiration. #VickyDonor #SaveTigers

In the favor of DARK MIASMA.
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ISRO representative calls up NASA to congratulate them for the launch of ANGRY BIRDS SPACE.
-INDIya TV
#NASA #AngryBirds


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Because of all the changes , It now requires Google Maps to navigate on Google +. #GooglePlus

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--How to run KFA--

=> Ask KFA employees to 'stay at home'

=> To which they will disobey and hit the Bars out of grief

=> Eventually ,the sales of KF drinks will Go up.

=> Call up the Oh-i-feel-low employees and partly pay them their dues with the beer money.

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Raj kundra is addicted to tata sky hd + .
He stores his Super Fight league matches while watching IPL

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A literate cow if given a diet of TOI / IE , shits MINT.
#ScrabbledRead

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North Korea not allowed to celebrate diwali - UN

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Because of Pritam ,
music directors from various countries have started taking Bollywood music seriously. :P

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In the favor of DARK MIASMA.


Kapil Sibal has complained to DataWind of receiving an Ipad 2 , against the Aakash 2 that he ordered on its website. #AakashVaani

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Agar aapko hamara perrrformance pasand aaya ho to vote karne ke liye dial na karein..sir vote kare is link par:biggrin:..


AUr yaad rakhe "HAMARI KOI BHI AUR SHAAKHA NAHIN HAI"

DARK MIASMA

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html

DARK MIASMA

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html

-pencho ka shubh chintak.

I made it!







Thank you to every one who voted.It is not normally I am over whelmed but......




Alright.Now to the serious part.I have nothing to say in defense of my Avatar.After all truth does not need defending right?


But I do remember this dialogue that the great George Bernard Shaw said-




"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."





My entries-




http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3460448
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464463





So.All the very best to every one.May the best Avatar win!

CONGRATS TO ALL 10 AVATAARS :). All entries are really cool...
But i think best is of AKHIL TIWARI. I have given my vote to him:biggrin:.
2nd best was that of sakshi.( all my personal opinion)
So come on GUYS give as much vote as you can give to AKHIL..
Man i am going to ask my followers to follow you (SMART GURU:grin:), I DIDN'T GOT THE SEAT, BUT I AM HERE FOR YOU AS YOUR MARKETING MANAGER.
bhai tu padai m dhayaan de,baki mujh pe chor de....
soon your vote tally is going to leave behind SAKSHI
all the best to all you 10 guys,you all are winners.

JaaaGo Puyz Jaaaago
Maine Vote Kra , Kya aapne kraa ??
All the very best to all nominees !!

From the voting pattern, it looks like all you need to get votes in male-dominated PG is
1.) Be a girl
2.) Get a cutesy avatar.
3.) Get in some cute dialogues

Common puys get your act together, its an avatar competition. Vote for humour. Vote for mind-bursting awesome. Vote not for the cutest but for the coolest.

Pirls get extra marks in IIMs, pirls get reservation in parliament and now pirls get free votes in PG as well??? :nono:

Keep PG free from gender discrimination. Dont fall for the cutest. Keep your wits in check and vote for the coolest. Vote for Mr. PIG.

Anyone who still doesnt know Mr. PIG; here goes:

MY NOMINATION POST:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830

MY CAMPAIGN PART-1:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-5.html#post3463627

MY CAMPAIGN PART-2:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464782

MY CAMPAIGN PART-3:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467560

PS: Mr. PIG may not be the cutest but he is the handsomest and I urge all pirls and puys to vote for the handsomest. After all, coolness and handsomeness is much better than cuteness.

PPS: An interview with the uber-cool Mr. PIG on 'Rat tak' will be reported about tomorrow. Stay tuned.

"AVATAR
Long Long ago, there was a fight among the AVATARs. The warriors reincarnated into powerful Avatars.

There were supreme Judges who had to decide the GREATEST avatar......

DASAVATARs stepped forward to fight....

The "Pagalguy warrior" had to be decided by the Judges. They saw all the 9 warriors showcasing their skills... all of them flew highhhhh but finally.....



and then from the sky... Flying with an intention to Bell them all... came the Avatar - "CaT-a-Belled"
and the judges were ....



Many thought the newbie entered by an accident... but then
"There are no accidents"

All the people hence voted for the warrior who always strove hard to keep the PuYs prepared against the army of CATs.

A big thank you and vote appeal



THE AVTAR *tadaaa*



Inspired by Alice in wonderland ..
In association with insanity

My avtar - Pirl in Pagal-Land ( PP )
The curious one

:cheers: Vote for Pirl in Pagal-Land :cheers:

Who am I ? Introduction post - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459788

Curious campaign post1 - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-6.html#post3464348

Theme: What MBA entrance exams talk about?
Kapil Sibal: Good morning, chappies. Sonia ji...errr I mean I have decided to call for this meeting with you all in order to find out Whos the Mother of All Exams. What I . . . .

CAT: Of course me, you motherfcuker.

XAT: Oh yeah? Remember the year 2009 when you went online and crashed like a plane?

SNAP: LOL! Good one, XAT my boy.

CAT: Shit happens, dude. But a fact is a fact.

IIFT: CAT 2003 leak is a fact too!

SNAP: ROFLMAO! Good one, IIFT my boy.

XAT: SNAP, u have an opinion or u just believe in Good one-ing and LOLing?

SNAP: We dont have anything, man. Thats why we copy-pas......errrrrr.......so CAT 2003 was leaked, right?

CAT: And SNAP 2011 a hit. Really?

IIFT: Why u guys pulling each other down? Talk sense, will ya?

MH-CET: Hmm... Anyone heard of CMAT?

XAT: Who hasnt? Hes gonna replace u next year onwards.

MH-CET: You too, dude!

SNAP: And what about me?

CAT: After SNAP11 debacle, youll be snubbed by students anyway.

SNAP: Ohhh Mayyynn, thats not done. Well protest against AICTE.

MH-CET: I think SNAPPY is right. We gotta do something.

CAT: The only way out is to join hands with Indias biggest and bestest exam. Brouhaha!!

ATMA: But thats me, right?

XAT (innocently): @ATMA-Introduce yourself.

ATMA: duh!

SNAP: Lets do something.

XAT: But what on earth?

CAT: :lookround:

IIFT:

XAT: :lookround:

SNAP: OK OK! Lets get in touch with that Dashing Undercover Avatar. I have heard he cracked the stalkers and spammers approach on PG. He might help us.

CAT: Whats PG? I have heard of only FB.

IIFT: No wonder you dont have a GK section in exam.

MH-CET: Stop it, boys.

XAT: Wokay, then. Lets get him: The Dashing Undercover Avatar.


The Dashing Undercover Avatar is smoking pot when he hears gate knocked.

TDUA: Who there?

CAT: Meowww!

TDUA: Shucks! Come in you.

In comes the entire gang.

TDUA: What up, guys? Everything Kool?

SNAP: No, your Highness. AICTE is screwing us big tym by holding up only one entrance exam from next year.

TDUA: But then what will become of exams like ATMA? He is already putting up in utter loss and ignorance.

ATMA: Im standing right here, my Lord.

TDUA: Who cares? So where were we?

XAT: Do something, your Highness. We dont wanna get barred from next year on.

The Dashing Undercover Avatar takes a pot, and puffs it into XATs face.

TDUA: The only way out, as I see, is follow the PIMP approach.

XAT: PIMP approach? Please explain, your Highness.

TDUA: Hmm.. First get that stupid AICTE tag off your belt. Tie up with PIMP. All you exams, affiliate your respective colleges with PIMP and get your colleges PIMP approved. Ill talk to my boys to bring the PIMP Act, 2012 into force.
Then, just like SRK endorses PIMP, you all also get an actor or a cricketer to endorse your exam. Promise students a free bike or an apple phone whoever clears the sectional cut-off and the OA. Promise them a lunch or dinner with their favourites. Like you, CAT, get Ace Khan with you. And you, XAT, try Dhoni. Similarly, all you kids look out for your ambassadors, promote him and your respective exams, and the junta will be all yours without caring a heck if you are AICTE approved or not. Getting it, dumbos?

CAT: Yeah, I am. But why would PIMP take us under him?

TDUA: Because youre gonna sponsor everything PIMP does: From holding their entrance exam to the promotion of Arindhams shitty management books. Everything that is related to PIMP, all you kids have to dutch. Even that Chaudharys hair style. Get it cut, for Christ sake. In short, you dont have to let PIMP or its member, faculties, staff spend a penny, and the PIMP will act as the Generous Godfather for all you people, and then you all can go on with the exams you hold every year without interrupt.
Oh yeah, dont forget to organize Exchange programs where your ambassadors would go to other exam affiliated colleges to promote their films and other events. Like CATs Aamir would go to XATs colleges to promote this new serial of his. Fine, folks? Alryt, I gotta dash off now.

SNAP: But will AICTE let us do it?

TDUA: If PIMP can win the case against UGC, why cant you win against AICTE? And then all you gotta tell aspirants is:
"Think beyond the AICTE!"

XAT: AWESOME. WHOLESOME.

SNAP: Alryt, one last doubt.

TDUA: Shoot!

SNAP: We were discussing who is the Mother of All exams in India. Who do you think it is?

TDUA: For that, first sign-up for PagalGuy and vote for the avatar YOU think is the coolest.

CAT: Wont you urge us to vote for YOU?

TDUA: Losers do that, not the guy who puts on black glasses, wears a hat and smokes cigar. Toodle-ho!

//// CAT, SNAP, XAT, IIFT, MH-CET, ATMA stood amazed and were in awe of The Dashing Undercover Avatar as he leaves the room, sits on his lappy and secretively votes for himself. ////
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NO! He wont. For there is a rule in the books of Champions.

"Winning isn't everything, but the will to win is everything. And even if you lose, don't lose the respect"

Ill play by the rules, would urge none to vote for me, and will continue to post in this thread as long as I enjoy doing it without caring a heck of where I'm standing in the tally.
Sochna hai kya, Jo hona hai hoga,
Chal pade hai fikr yaaron, Dhuein mein udaake.

PS: Has everybody given up or what? :sneaky:

PPS: It's really not to increase my vote count. Wrote it some days back. Thought of sharing. :grin:

PPPS: There is no PPPS in English language.


AT

The Pagal in my avatar is in need of votes. The more you vote The harder it bells the CAT

Vote karo, Ghanti Bajao

For the entire story of Evolution of CAT and PagaL check

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-11.html#post3469062

Vicky Donor nahi toh Votes donors sahi :D

Well if you market for me, you will definately get a gift from me :cheers:

And thanks to all your posts in the future :biggrin:

Dekho bhai main tumko market toh kar dunga.... but fir mujhe bakar bakar karna padega and ultimately kahin Kisi aur ki marketing na ho jaeee

So bakar karne ke pehle and bakar karne ke baad ... sochna bahut zaruri hain.... bcoz bakar toh baba pencho ki bhi kala hain.... :biggrin::biggrin:

Congrats to all the 10 qualifiers :cheers:

Apart from the campaigning a consolidated list of avatars in 1st post might help the users to vote properly..

Now only the real contest starts....

Congrats to all 10 members

Mere pyaare PAGAL Shishyon!
Aap hamein vote karein, kyunki humare paas aapke har duvidhaa ka ilaaj hai.

In fact, har duvidhaon ka sirf ek hi toh ilaaj hai - BAKAR!!!!


Kripiya hamaari crash course join karein. Isse aap CAT toh clear nahi kar payenge, magar BAKARBAAZ jaroor ban jayenge.


Hamaare shishyon ki LIST kaafi lambi chaudi hai.



Uma Bharti ho ya Digvijay Singh, Raajneeti ka Kaanoon hai humaraa BAKAR!


Srisanth ho ya Mandira Bedi, Cricket ka HOTNESS Quotient hai hamaara BAKAR!


AURRRRR



BILLA HO YAA ROBOT, Rajinikanth ka matlab hai FULTOO BAKAR!!!!



Ye ek chitra aapke liye. Dekhiye, hassiye aur Vote mujhe hi kijiye!!!




Kyunki hamaari koi aur Shaakha nahi hai!

Jai Mata Di,
BABA PENCHO!

Congrats to all.....

Chalo main marketing campaign main part leta hun..... Mujhe kuch milega kya :D

Well if you market for me, you will definately get a gift from me :cheers:

And thanks to all your posts in the future

After reading the post by Varun bhai, I gave a standing ovation to the SUPER-COOL Mr. PIG.





A stupendous performance by MR. PIG to get votes from all the judges. :clap::clap:

Thank you judges for rating my avatar the coolest. I knew my nomination was cool, but to be honest, I never expected that it was THAT COOL.
I have one more request to our honoured judges. As you voted my avatar to be cool across the board, please make it officially the coolest by voting for my avatar across the board too.
If my avatar wins this, all judges will get a thumping party from me and my avatar.
Now, for the second part of this gruelling campaign:

Puys all around the world,
the coolest avatar ever in the past, present and future of PG world is MR. PIG. It has the stamp of coolness from all the judges and now it awaits the stamp from all the puys from any corner of the world. Vote for the uber cool Mr. PIG and go full throttle on the path of complete bliss as you will get lots and lots of freebies regularly from Mr. PIG.

To know more about Mr. PIG read the story so far:

MY NOMINATION POST:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830
MY CAMPAIGN PART-1:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-5.html#post3463627
MY CAMPAIGN PART-2:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464782
MY CAMPAIGN PART-3:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467560
Say no to the same old cats, babies, gyaan babas and farting cows . Say no to avatars which have to list out reasons for voting. Say yes to the future. Say yes to the coolest - MR. PIG
Statutory Warning: Voting for some pirl may be injurios to health. The curios pirl may lead you to stick your neck at unsafe places in pagaland like the big mouth who may just bite your neck off. I dont want you to lose your neck in pagaland.
VOTE FOR MR. PIG - THE COOLEST. Vote for Mr. PIG to show the world that democracy always selects the best candidate. (Not counting that one moment when some gowda became PM :sneaky:). Put the faith of the people permanently in democracy




PS: An interview with the judges' favourite - Mr. PIG by 'Rat tak' will be reported about soon. Keep checking the thread puys

Scene from OSO: Akshays scene.
"Yeh cheating he. Yeh fraud hai. Yeh mera award he.."
:D Disappointed yet I knew what appears good to one might not appear good to others. Maybe it was just not what was expected and I was unaware as I am new here, maybe next time. Congrats to all the winners. Let the best avatar win All the best for next stage.

spectramind07 Says

Because a farm cow is a "dung-ass" :banghead:

LMAO.. spectra bhai.. think think.. it's something to do with all of us. :biggrin:


Till then, another crazy question for you all : :P

What do you call a tired cow?

Campaigning Coming up pretty soon...
Edit
ok Guys you have a look at my avatar and my campaigning and vote me as your Coolest Avatar !!!!

In case you have not you can start doing your charity with me...

Vote for BiGmouth and help him win the contest !!!!!!

My nomination here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3461083


My campaigning here

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3475442


and here

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3476600


Even Gabbar Singh has started campaigning for BiGmouth here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-13.html#post3481657


Thanks for your votes puys... Every vote counts !!!!

Why don't farm cows have any money?

Because a farm cow is a "dung-ass"

Hello Puys Vote for the fastest animal on Earth.. as you can see, my avatar has CATtles in it. Now if you're wondering how they are they the fastest animals , well, scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Ok, a question for you puys, use your wits and answer this

Why don't farm cows have any money?


PS- Agar aap hume vote karenge aur hum jeet gaye, toh har vote karne walle puy ko lifetime ke liye 'Thanks' diya jaaega ___/\___ and ofcourse , free milk for an year from the CATles. :P

PPS -Pigs are evil.. this proves it : http://bible.org/seriespage/demons-and-pigs-matthew-828-34
Vote for the pig to prove your love for the devil and be possessed forever :P
Vote for your friendly neighborhood cow to get all the benefits mentioned in the PS.


My nomination posts :

http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-2.html#post3459258
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-8.html#post3466679

..Puys of the World..
..Bhaiyon aur unki beheno..
..Apne andar ke aam aadmi ko jagao aur vote karo AAM PUY ko..
..Apne AAP ko..
THE COMMON PUY





Your vote will be for -

1. All those who have faced a lot of rejections, fought a lot of battles with themselves before getting that one final big convert.
   
2. All those who got 99 percentile but still didn't get IIM calls because they didn't fit some criteria.
   
3. All the "MALE Engineer" MBA Aspirants who were "CRITERIA-ed" out of many of the IIMs.
   
4. All those who had the guts to state "Good Money" as one of the reasons to "Why MBA?" in their PIs.
   
5. All those who have atleast faced one such GD where they could'nt utter a word (not because they didnt know what to say) but becasue people were too busy butchering each other with their loud voiced redundant opinions.
   
6. All those who think getting an MBA isn't the end of this rat race.
   
7. All those who Believe they will work for a while and then start something of their own ( might never happen ) with what they will earn.
   
8. All those waiting for 'THE' idea that might get the entrepreneur in them out and jumping.
   
9. All those who can BAKAR 24X7.
   
10. All those who have mastered the very prestigious art of 11th hour study.
    
11. All the puys who have used or are very eager and will very soon use this emoticon - .
    
12. All those who have used this pretty often - :banghead:.
    
13. All those who on every convert and on every reject too.
    

..Sachai ko Karo himmat se face is the..
..A convert is not the end of the rat race is the..
..Lekin hum toh uda denge saari tension dhue mei is the..
.. Khush hai hum saste se Old Monk ke addhe mei is the..




P.S: ATB to my fellow finalists. I don't believe in nonsensical trash talk to belittle each others efforts. May the best Avatar win.
Cheers:cheers:

Congrats to all.....

Chalo main marketing campaign main part leta hun..... Mujhe kuch milega kya

Congratulations to all the 10..

All 10 avatar seems to be very good.. All the best to everyone... !!