Theme: What MBA entrance exams talk about?Kapil Sibal: Good morning, chappies. Sonia ji...errr I mean I have decided to call for this meeting with you all in order to find out Whos the Mother of All Exams. What I . . . .
CAT: Of course me, you motherfcuker.
XAT: Oh yeah? Remember the year 2009 when you went online and crashed like a plane?
SNAP: LOL! Good one, XAT my boy.
CAT: Shit happens, dude. But a fact is a fact.
IIFT: CAT 2003 leak is a fact too!
SNAP: ROFLMAO! Good one, IIFT my boy.
XAT: SNAP, u have an opinion or u just believe in Good one-ing and LOLing?
SNAP: We dont have anything, man. Thats why we copy-pas......errrrrr.......so CAT 2003 was leaked, right?
CAT: And SNAP 2011 a hit. Really?
IIFT: Why u guys pulling each other down? Talk sense, will ya?
MH-CET: Hmm... Anyone heard of CMAT?
XAT: Who hasnt? Hes gonna replace u next year onwards.
MH-CET: You too, dude!
SNAP: And what about me?
CAT: After SNAP11 debacle, youll be snubbed by students anyway.
SNAP: Ohhh Mayyynn, thats not done. Well protest against AICTE.
MH-CET: I think SNAPPY is right. We gotta do something.
CAT: The only way out is to join hands with Indias biggest and bestest exam. Brouhaha!!
ATMA: But thats me, right?
XAT (innocently): @ATMA-Introduce yourself.
ATMA: duh!
SNAP: Lets do something.
XAT: But what on earth?
CAT: :lookround:
IIFT:
XAT: :lookround:
SNAP: OK OK! Lets get in touch with that Dashing Undercover Avatar. I have heard he cracked the stalkers and spammers approach on PG. He might help us.
CAT: Whats PG? I have heard of only FB.
IIFT: No wonder you dont have a GK section in exam.
MH-CET: Stop it, boys.
XAT: Wokay, then. Lets get him: The Dashing Undercover Avatar.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar is smoking pot when he hears gate knocked.
TDUA: Who there?
CAT: Meowww!
TDUA: Shucks! Come in you.
In comes the entire gang.
TDUA: What up, guys? Everything Kool?
SNAP: No, your Highness. AICTE is screwing us big tym by holding up only one entrance exam from next year.
TDUA: But then what will become of exams like ATMA? He is already putting up in utter loss and ignorance.
ATMA: Im standing right here, my Lord.
TDUA: Who cares? So where were we?
XAT: Do something, your Highness. We dont wanna get barred from next year on.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar takes a pot, and puffs it into XATs face.
TDUA: The only way out, as I see, is follow the PIMP approach.
XAT: PIMP approach? Please explain, your Highness.
TDUA: Hmm.. First get that stupid AICTE tag off your belt. Tie up with PIMP. All you exams, affiliate your respective colleges with PIMP and get your colleges PIMP approved. Ill talk to my boys to bring the PIMP Act, 2012 into force.
Then, just like SRK endorses PIMP, you all also get an actor or a cricketer to endorse your exam. Promise students a free bike or an apple phone whoever clears the sectional cut-off and the OA. Promise them a lunch or dinner with their favourites. Like you, CAT, get Ace Khan with you. And you, XAT, try Dhoni. Similarly, all you kids look out for your ambassadors, promote him and your respective exams, and the junta will be all yours without caring a heck if you are AICTE approved or not. Getting it, dumbos?
CAT: Yeah, I am. But why would PIMP take us under him?
TDUA: Because youre gonna sponsor everything PIMP does: From holding their entrance exam to the promotion of Arindhams shitty management books. Everything that is related to PIMP, all you kids have to dutch. Even that Chaudharys hair style. Get it cut, for Christ sake. In short, you dont have to let PIMP or its member, faculties, staff spend a penny, and the PIMP will act as the Generous Godfather for all you people, and then you all can go on with the exams you hold every year without interrupt.
Oh yeah, dont forget to organize Exchange programs where your ambassadors would go to other exam affiliated colleges to promote their films and other events. Like CATs Aamir would go to XATs colleges to promote this new serial of his. Fine, folks? Alryt, I gotta dash off now.
SNAP: But will AICTE let us do it?
TDUA: If PIMP can win the case against UGC, why cant you win against AICTE? And then all you gotta tell aspirants is:
"Think beyond the AICTE!"
XAT: AWESOME. WHOLESOME.
SNAP: Alryt, one last doubt.
TDUA: Shoot!
SNAP: We were discussing who is the Mother of All exams in India. Who do you think it is?
TDUA: For that, first sign-up for PagalGuy and vote for the avatar YOU think is the coolest.
CAT: Wont you urge us to vote for YOU?
TDUA: Losers do that, not the guy who puts on black glasses, wears a hat and smokes cigar. Toodle-ho!
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CAT, SNAP, XAT, IIFT, MH-CET, ATMA stood amazed and were in awe of The Dashing Undercover Avatar as he leaves the room, sits on his lappy and secretively votes for himself. ////
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NO! He wont. For there is a rule in the books of Champions.
"Winning isn't everything, but the will to win is everything. And even if you lose, don't lose the respect"
Ill play by the rules, would urge none to vote for me, and will continue to post in this thread as long as I enjoy doing it without caring a heck of where I'm standing in the tally.Sochna hai kya, Jo hona hai hoga,
Chal pade hai fikr yaaron, Dhuein mein udaake.
PS: Has everybody given up or what? :sneaky:
PPS: It's really not to increase my vote count. Wrote it some days back. Thought of sharing. :grin:
PPPS: There is no PPPS in English language.
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