kaafi tareeke hain yaar maje lutne ke paison se....ab wo to sab jaante hain magar agar vistar mein yahan likha kisi ne to pakka moderator ban kar dega...

agar koi jindagi mein aaram chahta hai to use sarkari naukri mein jaana chahiye aur imandaar hona chahiye...koi kaam kar ke paisa chahta hai to bhai MBA kar ke pvt company mein aa jaao...

magar maximum log paise ke saath saath aaram aur power chahte hain aur sahi mein ye kaafi deadly combination hai...iska to ek hi tareeka hai ki sarkari naukri mein aao, thore din shanti se baitho aur fir jab kamana suru karo to aasman chu lo kama kar...

P.S: private job mein rehte huye mujhe ye ehsas bilkul ho chuka hai ki pvt companies mein bhi corruption koi kam nahi hai...

dubje ji sabse pehle to aap ko chutti pe leke jaoge goa ....waha jake thodi mast karwayege aap se...daru sharu pilayege...ladkioo ka nach gana dikhayege..

bahut zaruri hai aapke liye wo...

Bhai....mere liye kyo zarori hai.... agar mai GOA jauga...to meri jagah job kaun karega....ladkiyo ka dance to aapko hi mubarak...mai itna jyada frustated insaan nahi hoon...hehehehehe

It means aap har mahine Chuuti par jayege....family ke saath...apko leave mil jayegi....kya pura 90k uda dege....

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Aur aap maze kya karoge .....90k se ...ye nahi bataya abhi tak....

dubje ji sabse pehle to aap ko chutti pe leke jaoge goa ....waha jake thodi mast karwayege aap se...daru sharu pilayege...ladkioo ka nach gana dikhayege..

bahut zaruri hai aapke liye wo...

almightyreturns Says

Aareee bahi...wahi to pucha ki kya enjoy karoge......batao to hum bhi jaane....ki bina saving kiye....90k se ek month mei kya maza kiya ja sakta hai bina CVC, ED, Income Tax ki naza mei aaye bina....

Aur aap maze kya karoge .....90k se ...ye nahi bataya abhi tak....

PAWAN DUBEY Says

to in paiso se sirf enjoy karuga...

Aareee bahi...wahi to pucha ki kya enjoy karoge......batao to hum bhi jaane....ki bina saving kiye....90k se ek month mei kya maza kiya ja sakta hai bina CVC, ED, Income Tax ki naza mei aaye bina....

aree dubey ji yaar chatai naa bichao ab bekar ki....
aapko tarika bata to dia CVC , ED income tax se bachne ka....follow karo usko..

kya takleef hai usme ...

to in paiso se sirf enjoy karuga...

Aareee bahi...wahi to pucha ki kya enjoy karoge......batao to hum bhi jaane....ki bina saving kiye....90k se ek month mei kya maza kiya ja sakta hai bina CVC, ED, Income Tax ki naza mei aaye bina....

PAWAN DUBEY Says

To phir apko uss 80k-90k ka maza lootne ka time kaha milega...aisa to nahi hai ki maza loot te hue aap dimaag bhi laga rahe hoge...aur agar aisa kiya to maze lootne ka fayda hi kya....

dubey ji dimag lagane me aur mehnat karne me bahut farak rehta hai...
dimag lagane me time nahi lagta.....bus idea aana chaiye....jo ki kabhi bhi aa sakta hai...iss idea ke liye aapko din ke 12 ghante computer ke samne baith ke clients ki ticket solve nahi karni jaise mai abhi karta hu...
aur dimag to maze lootate wat bhi chal sakta hai....kisne kaha ki nahi chal sakta..
ye galat dharna hai aapki ki dimag chalane ka matlab kaam hota hai...mere liye to ye nahi hai...dimag to kabhi bhi chal jata hai...haan software company me jab aap 12 hours routine work karoge to zarur chalna band ho jata hai dimag...


aur bhai save kuch na karuga...maze lootuga poore ke....saving ke paise ikhate hai apne pass pehle se....jo business ke thru kamaye hai...wo kissi bhi musibat me saath de dege itne hai hai..
to in paiso se sirf enjoy karuga...

IBPS PO RESULT IN 2ND WEEK OF DECEMBER!!!!!

According to one of the information site the matter it shows is as under

http://www.ibps.in/html/what_is_new.htm

aur bhai ghar baithe kisne kaha mil jayege...
black money khane ke liye aur laws todne ke liye ...jayda dimag lagta hai...laws follow karne me thodi dimag lagane ki zarurat hoti hai...wo to bus follow karne hai...
todne ke liye aapko tigdam lagana padega..to obiously usme jayda dimag lagega...

To phir apko uss 80k-90k ka maza lootne ka time kaha milega...aisa to nahi hai ki maza loot te hue aap dimaag bhi laga rahe hoge...aur agar aisa kiya to maze lootne ka fayda hi kya....

hehe...ye kaisi baat...
aap kya kya karege 90k ka maze lootane ke liye....

bhaiyoo batao dubey ji ko ki 90k se kaise maze lootege...

Hasiye baad mei...jara jawab to dedo bhai...maine bhaiyoo se nahi apse pucha...aap sabse jyada ambitious hai...koi burai nahi...hona bhi chahiye...but aap kaise iska maza lootege....kitna spend karege aur kitna save karege....jara batayege please....

aur bhai ghar baithe kisne kaha mil jayege...
black money khane ke liye aur laws todne ke liye ...jayda dimag lagta hai...laws follow karne me thodi dimag lagane ki zarurat hoti hai...wo to bus follow karne hai...
todne ke liye aapko tigdam lagana padega..to obiously usme jayda dimag lagega...

PAWAN DUBEY Says

To kya apko lagta hai ki 80k-90k apko ghar baithe mil jayege....aur rahi baat santusht hone ki....to ye bataiye...80k-90k kamane ke baad aap aisa kya kya karege ki apki life maze se kate..aur apki family uska maza loote...

hehe...ye kaisi baat...
aap kya kya karege 90k ka maze lootane ke liye....

bhaiyoo batao dubey ji ko ki 90k se kaise maze lootege...

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Bhai..police wale ko paisa isliye dete ho ki waha par galat tum khud hote ho...rule todke bachna chahte ho to aisa possible nahi hai...mai hamesha apni bike, car mei saare paers saath rakhta hoon...helmet lagata hoon...seat belt bandh ke driving karta hoon...mujhe kai baar police ne checking kari but kuch nahi kaha jaane diya bcoz i was legally right....tum rule todte ho aur bachne ke liye paisa dete ho ...to ye tumari faulty hai....kyo nahi apna chalan ktwate...aur phitr court mei penalty bharte ho....this is a legal way...kyo paisa dete ho police wale ko...

bhiya dubey ji ye hi to bola....ki 90% log 50 rs me nipatana chahte hai...
aap bache hue 10% me se ho...maine aisa to nahi kaha ki laws ko follow nahi karte log...bahut sarre log karte hai completely follow laws ko...

lkein todate unse jayda hai...

batya to bhai....aara bahut zaruri hai...
1.5 lakh per month to mai apni private job me bhi kama luga...agle 4-5 saal me..
lekin wo log abhi 12 hrs bithate hai office me...agar 1.5 lakh dege to shayd khoon hi choos lege...issi wajah se maine ssc dia...bekar ke stress nahi chaiye apne ko...

To kya apko lagta hai ki 80k-90k apko ghar baithe mil jayege....aur rahi baat santusht hone ki....to ye bataiye...80k-90k kamane ke baad aap aisa kya kya karege ki apki life maze se kate..aur apki family uska maza loote...

bilkul sahi baat boli bhai....logo me ye dharna ban gayi hai...ki govt officer matlab haram ki kamai...
bhaiya bahut sarre log ghar ko rent pe dete hai....office ke baad tution padate hai...
agar rules ke hisab se chalo to jo rent pe dene se aur tution padane se paisa aata hai wo black money hai...90% log in cheezo ko income tax returns me show nahi karte...
bhai agar signal todte hue aapko police wala pakad leta hai to har koi chahta ha ki 50 rs me nipat jaye mamla...
to bhai anna hazare ko support sab karte hai...lekin jab apne pe baat aati hai to everyone wants to bend the rules....

Bhai..police wale ko paisa isliye dete ho ki waha par galat tum khud hote ho...rule todke bachna chahte ho to aisa possible nahi hai...mai hamesha apni bike, car mei saare paers saath rakhta hoon...helmet lagata hoon...seat belt bandh ke driving karta hoon...mujhe kai baar police ne checking kari but kuch nahi kaha jaane diya bcoz i was legally right....tum rule todte ho aur bachne ke liye paisa dete ho ...to ye tumari faulty hai....kyo nahi apna chalan ktwate...aur phitr court mei penalty bharte ho....this is a legal way...kyo paisa dete ho police wale ko...

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Agar apko 80k-90k per month milne lagege aur phir uske baad apko 1.5 lakh kamane ka mauka mile...but uske liye apko thoda family se door rahna pade aur unko time na de pao to kya aap kamana chahege itna amount...

batya to bhai....aara bahut zaruri hai...
1.5 lakh per month to mai apni private job me bhi kama luga...agle 4-5 saal me..
lekin wo log abhi 12 hrs bithate hai office me...agar 1.5 lakh dege to shayd khoon hi choos lege...issi wajah se maine ssc dia...bekar ke stress nahi chaiye apne ko...

So our next match or Mahabharat is..
****Almighty Kauravs Vs PAAWAN PANDVAS******
No need to introduce Captains..
Almighty`s Team-
Whichevr job we ll get via CGL v ll screw `em & ll accumlate as much wealth as v can...kissme DUM hai toh hume rok lo..CATCH ME IF U CAN
PAAWAN`S team-
Well v r SINGHAM..jo bhi jurm karega ,v ll expose them..
SO GAME IS ON.
ATB to both teams..
REFREE-GLADIATOR BUCKNER

Bhai log suppose I am not in favour of taking bribe and against corruption but wont expose them, Matlab JIYO aur JEENE DO. To kaun si team me jana hai.

Dubey ji... aap ko ek baat batata hoon .... bachpan se main kuch neech kism ke logon ke taane sunta aa raha hoon,..."UNDER THE TABLE",... yahan tak ki mere dad ki age ke uncle ji ne bhi mujhe mooh par bola hai, ye baat alag hai ki un uncle ki khud ki pvt. job ek fraud ki wajah se gayi(unhone apni company Shriram Pistons ko tagda chuna lagaya).... saale jo khud chor hain doosaron par zyada ungi karte hai....kya ek 45 saal ke aadmi ko ek 12 saal ke bachche ko is tarah se bolna shobha deta hai...... aise bahut saare incidents hain, sirf isliye kyunki mere dad Excise mein Superintendent hain...... main ye keh sakta hoon ki mere dad ne ulte seedhe kaam nahi kiye, unhone aaj tak jo bhi paya apni mehnat se paya, wo industries ke case reply(in short "Excise Consultancy") bahut achche se bana sakte hain, aur jaise hi main aur mera chhota bhai settle ho jaenge, wo resign karke yahi kaam karenge, isiliye maine bhi excise chuna, kyunki main bhi usi line mein jana chahta hoon.
Agar unhone ulte kaam kiye hote, to main aaj phir se SSC mein apply nahi kar raha hota, balki unke juniors ke bachche, jinhone apni factory tak bana li, aur safari mein ghoomte hain, ki tarah hi aish kar raha hota.
i know that you people also won't believe me, and that's what i am talking about that even if you are honest, people will point finger at you, and it is their habit, which can't be changed.......

bilkul sahi baat boli bhai....logo me ye dharna ban gayi hai...ki govt officer matlab haram ki kamai...
bhaiya bahut sarre log ghar ko rent pe dete hai....office ke baad tution padate hai...
agar rules ke hisab se chalo to jo rent pe dene se aur tution padane se paisa aata hai wo black money hai...90% log in cheezo ko income tax returns me show nahi karte...
bhai agar signal todte hue aapko police wala pakad leta hai to har koi chahta ha ki 50 rs me nipat jaye mamla...
to bhai anna hazare ko support sab karte hai...lekin jab apne pe baat aati hai to everyone wants to bend the rules....

bhai mahine ka 80-90000 aa jaye....bus itna bahut hai aaram ki life ke liye...
apne ko croro me nahi khelna....itne se satusht hu mai....
ki aaram se life kate....aur family ki needs bhi poori ho jaye...

Agar apko 80k-90k per month milne lagege aur phir uske baad apko 1.5 lakh kamane ka mauka mile...but uske liye apko thoda family se door rahna pade aur unko time na de pao to kya aap kamana chahege itna amount...

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Kya mai jaan sakta hoon bhai...total salary + extra income mila ke aap kitna kamana chahte ho per month...give honest answer.....

bhai mahine ka 80-90000 aa jaye....bus itna bahut hai aaram ki life ke liye...
apne ko croro me nahi khelna....itne se satusht hu mai....
ki aaram se life kate....aur family ki needs bhi poori ho jaye...

bhai 30,000 me bilkul chalega kaam...kyo nahi chalega...mera kaam to tab hi chal gaya tha jab mahine ke 500 rs bhi nahi they ghar me....

leikin kaam chalne me aur maze se life bitane me kaafi farak rehta hai bhai..
bus maze se life bitani hai.....jisme aara bhi ho aur paisa bhi theek thaak aata rahe...

Kya mai jaan sakta hoon bhai...total salary + extra income mila ke aap kitna kamana chahte ho per month...give honest answer.....

PAWAN DUBEY Says

To manish Bhau...ap hi bata do..jo log 40k-50k kamate hai phir wo kyo corrupt hai...

Dubey ji... aap ko ek baat batata hoon .... bachpan se main kuch neech kism ke logon ke taane sunta aa raha hoon,..."UNDER THE TABLE",... yahan tak ki mere dad ki age ke uncle ji ne bhi mujhe mooh par bola hai, ye baat alag hai ki un uncle ki khud ki pvt. job ek fraud ki wajah se gayi(unhone apni company Shriram Pistons ko tagda chuna lagaya).... saale jo khud chor hain doosaron par zyada ungi karte hai....kya ek 45 saal ke aadmi ko ek 12 saal ke bachche ko is tarah se bolna shobha deta hai...... aise bahut saare incidents hain, sirf isliye kyunki mere dad Excise mein Superintendent hain...... main ye keh sakta hoon ki mere dad ne ulte seedhe kaam nahi kiye, unhone aaj tak jo bhi paya apni mehnat se paya, wo industries ke case reply(in short "Excise Consultancy") bahut achche se bana sakte hain, aur jaise hi main aur mera chhota bhai settle ho jaenge, wo resign karke yahi kaam karenge, isiliye maine bhi excise chuna, kyunki main bhi usi line mein jana chahta hoon.
Agar unhone ulte kaam kiye hote, to main aaj phir se SSC mein apply nahi kar raha hota, balki unke juniors ke bachche, jinhone apni factory tak bana li, aur safari mein ghoomte hain, ki tarah hi aish kar raha hota.
i know that you people also won't believe me, and that's what i am talking about that even if you are honest, people will point finger at you, and it is their habit, which can't be changed.......

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Almighty ..i realy admire your post & thats y i thanked you....but mera kahna hai ki bribe lene ko sahi batane ki wajah kya hai...aap lo ghoos...khoob lo..aur loge bhi..we all know...but lena kyo chahte ho....Kya salary jo milegi usse apka kaam nahi chalega ya phir apki past life mei jo aapne saha usi frustation bhari hai apke andar aur usi wajah se aap unlimited paisa kamana chahte hai aur un logo ko dikhana chahte hai jin logo ne apki garibi ke waqt apka majak udaya tha....

bhai 30,000 me bilkul chalega kaam...kyo nahi chalega...mera kaam to tab hi chal gaya tha jab mahine ke 500 rs bhi nahi they ghar me....

leikin kaam chalne me aur maze se life bitane me kaafi farak rehta hai bhai..
bus maze se life bitani hai.....jisme aara bhi ho aur paisa bhi theek thaak aata rahe...

aur corruption karne aur lokpal wagarah se bachne ka ek simple sa rasta batata hu aap sab ko....idea simple hai lekin is operation complex hai...aapko kuch cheeze seekh leni hogi and habit bana leni hogi...

1)first step - do not take bribe and all for first 2 years of your job - sabar ka fal mitha hota hai...pehle aaram se jiss pe coomissionerate me aapki bharthi hui hai usko dekho , samjho , jano , apne seniors ko samjho....and most important thing...2 saal ka probation poora karo....sarkar 30000 degi naa....wo baut hai jeene ke liye...maroge nahi itne me...chahe kitne hi bada offer aaye bribe ka ..mana karo do....lekin kissi se panga bhi mat lo....infact free me logo ke kaam kar do jo ki aap usually bribe leke karte....bhaiya paise se jayda dosti mayne rakhti hai jo ki aapko aage kaam aayegi...

2)Open a private limited company....company start karne me approx 1 month lagta hai....25000 rs ki fees hai.....equity can be as low as Rs 100(nominal equity).....2-3 board of directors chaiye rahege...ye koi bhi ho sakta hai...bus aapke family members aur aap nahi hone chaiye...dostoo ko bana do who r trustworthy...aur ek registered address chaiye rahega..jo ki kahi pe bhi ho sakta hai...total kharcha company kholne me 30,000 se jayda nahi aata...one month ki aapki slary....khol do isko...

3)Jab aap company khologe to iss company ke naam ka Pan Card banega ....aur iss company ka ek account rahega jisme company ke transactions rahege...

4)Do not limit the scope of operations of the company in it's memorandum....matlab jaise ki memo me ye mat likhna ki we deal only in construction business...in the memo include as many businesses as you can...although this memo can be changed easily...lekin pehle hi jayda se jayda indistries include kar lo

5)Jab aap bribe lena start karoge...do no take anything as cash...never ever do that....ye sabse aasan tarika hai pakde jane ka....ask the person to deposit the money in the account of the company(not your personal account)

6)ab paisa to company ke account me aa gaya...lein iski koi naa koi service aapko deni padegi to the person who has paid you bribe....suppose karo usne aapko 1 lakh rupee ki bribe di...and ye ek lakh rupee usne aapki company ke account me zama kara die....lekin company ki statements me aapko ye sabit karna hoga ki why the company received this amount

7)iske liye aap usko kuch na kuch provide karo...simple example....agar uss businessman ki company me 10 log kaam karte hai..to usko tax invoice de do ki in 10 employees ka breakfast aapki company provide karegi for the next 5 months...iska usko tax invoice do pakke walla

ab aap kissi idali wale ko pakdo...jo ki 10 rs ki idali deta hai...usko bulk deal ke bare me batao..aur 8 rupee ki idali lo usse....iss 8 rupee ki idlai ko aap uss businessman ko 25 rs ki becho....lekin bakayada invoice katwa ke...bina invoice ke kuch na karna...

9) to aapke pass 1 lakh ki bribe thi...
isme se aapne 4000 idalis ki parchi kaat ke di di usko(25 rs per diali)...appko cost padi 8rs per idaly...
toaapki company ka profit hai...16 rs per idaly...matlab ek lakh ki bribe me se sirf 64000 rs aapke haath me aaye...baki expenses

10) lekin iportant baat e hai ki ye 64000 white hai....iski aapke pass raseed hai....aur aapne uss businessman ko service bhi provide kari hai...isse agar aapke upar raid bhi padti hai to aapke pass genuine source of income dikhane ke liye rahega...

11)businessman bhi aapko galiaa kam dega....ki aap ghoos le raho ho to kam se kam kuch usko de to rahe ho...

12)paisa kam khaoge iss tarike se...lekin jokhaoge wo white khaoge....black nahi kahoge...

ye ek chota sa example hai...kripya isko hi akela tarika naa maan le paise khane ka...aur bhi tarike hai jisse aapkar sakte ho kaam...

@Almighty,

Exactly, jab aap jaise vidhwan aadmi ko bhagwaan ne itna dimag diya hai to fir Bribe khane ki kya zaroorat aap to wasie hi bahut kama loge kisi aur pe kyn dependt rehna yaar..............Khud ka kamaya paise always give satisfaction and proud jo ki bribe lene se aapko kabhi nahi milega......

Almighty ..i realy admire your post & thats y i thanked you....but mera kahna hai ki bribe lene ko sahi batane ki wajah kya hai...aap lo ghoos...khoob lo..aur loge bhi..we all know...but lena kyo chahte ho....Kya salary jo milegi usse apka kaam nahi chalega ya phir apki past life mei jo aapne saha usi frustation bhari hai apke andar aur usi wajah se aap unlimited paisa kamana chahte hai aur un logo ko dikhana chahte hai jin logo ne apki garibi ke waqt apka majak udaya tha....

PAWAN DUBEY Says

Bhai..jab ghar mei paisa nahi tha..to life kaise chali...aaj aap jis mukam par hai..waha tak kaise pahuche...kya apni mehnat se ya corruption se...

dubey ji ye thoda private mamla hai....kabhi baithoge apne saath to kahani sunayege poori...forum pe nahi

:)

aur corruption karne aur lokpal wagarah se bachne ka ek simple sa rasta batata hu aap sab ko....idea simple hai lekin is operation complex hai...aapko kuch cheeze seekh leni hogi and habit bana leni hogi...

1)first step - do not take bribe and all for first 2 years of your job - sabar ka fal mitha hota hai...pehle aaram se jiss pe coomissionerate me aapki bharthi hui hai usko dekho , samjho , jano , apne seniors ko samjho....and most important thing...2 saal ka probation poora karo....sarkar 30000 degi naa....wo baut hai jeene ke liye...maroge nahi itne me...chahe kitne hi bada offer aaye bribe ka ..mana karo do....lekin kissi se panga bhi mat lo....infact free me logo ke kaam kar do jo ki aap usually bribe leke karte....bhaiya paise se jayda dosti mayne rakhti hai jo ki aapko aage kaam aayegi...

2)Open a private limited company....company start karne me approx 1 month lagta hai....25000 rs ki fees hai.....equity can be as low as Rs 100(nominal equity).....2-3 board of directors chaiye rahege...ye koi bhi ho sakta hai...bus aapke family members aur aap nahi hone chaiye...dostoo ko bana do who r trustworthy...aur ek registered address chaiye rahega..jo ki kahi pe bhi ho sakta hai...total kharcha company kholne me 30,000 se jayda nahi aata...one month ki aapki slary....khol do isko...

3)Jab aap company khologe to iss company ke naam ka Pan Card banega ....aur iss company ka ek account rahega jisme company ke transactions rahege...

4)Do not limit the scope of operations of the company in it's memorandum....matlab jaise ki memo me ye mat likhna ki we deal only in construction business...in the memo include as many businesses as you can...although this memo can be changed easily...lekin pehle hi jayda se jayda indistries include kar lo

5)Jab aap bribe lena start karoge...do no take anything as cash...never ever do that....ye sabse aasan tarika hai pakde jane ka....ask the person to deposit the money in the account of the company(not your personal account)

6)ab paisa to company ke account me aa gaya...lein iski koi naa koi service aapko deni padegi to the person who has paid you bribe....suppose karo usne aapko 1 lakh rupee ki bribe di...and ye ek lakh rupee usne aapki company ke account me zama kara die....lekin company ki statements me aapko ye sabit karna hoga ki why the company received this amount

7)iske liye aap usko kuch na kuch provide karo...simple example....agar uss businessman ki company me 10 log kaam karte hai..to usko tax invoice de do ki in 10 employees ka breakfast aapki company provide karegi for the next 5 months...iska usko tax invoice do pakke walla

ab aap kissi idali wale ko pakdo...jo ki 10 rs ki idali deta hai...usko bulk deal ke bare me batao..aur 8 rupee ki idali lo usse....iss 8 rupee ki idlai ko aap uss businessman ko 25 rs ki becho....lekin bakayada invoice katwa ke...bina invoice ke kuch na karna...

9) to aapke pass 1 lakh ki bribe thi...
isme se aapne 4000 idalis ki parchi kaat ke di di usko(25 rs per diali)...appko cost padi 8rs per idaly...
toaapki company ka profit hai...16 rs per idaly...matlab ek lakh ki bribe me se sirf 64000 rs aapke haath me aaye...baki expenses

10) lekin iportant baat e hai ki ye 64000 white hai....iski aapke pass raseed hai....aur aapne uss businessman ko service bhi provide kari hai...isse agar aapke upar raid bhi padti hai to aapke pass genuine source of income dikhane ke liye rahega...

11)businessman bhi aapko galiaa kam dega....ki aap ghoos le raho ho to kam se kam kuch usko de to rahe ho...

12)paisa kam khaoge iss tarike se...lekin jokhaoge wo white khaoge....black nahi kahoge...

ye ek chota sa example hai...kripya isko hi akela tarika naa maan le paise khane ka...aur bhi tarike hai jisse aapkar sakte ho kaam...

@PAWAN ji
Woh Peon kam se kam 10k toh kamata hoga..
Aise log hai jo mahine me 2-3k kamaate hai aur unke 7-8 bacche hote hai..
Aur phit aisa sab sochne lage toh ho gaya kalyan..
Q ki main toh kehta hun ke kam se kam 50% IND se toh woh peon ameer hai

To manish Bhau...ap hi bata do..jo log 40k-50k kamate hai phir wo kyo corrupt hai...

bhai dekho mai batata hu...corrupt hona koi galat baat nahi hai...
aur conditions ki aap jo baat kar rahe ho; alag alag logo ke liye alag alag motivations rehte hai..
1)mai gareebi dekh chuka hu....yaha tak dekh chuka hu ki ghar me khana khane ke paise nahi they...mere baap ne mujhe yaha tak keh dia tha...ki enginerring nahi karwa sakta mai teri...paise nahi hai..sab doob gaya...padhai nahi ho payegi...to bhai iski wajah se paise ki value pata hai...ki paisa hai to izzat hai...sab hai...uske bina sala kutta bhi izzat nahi karta(wo bhi pooch tabhi hilata hai jab usko roti dalo)
2)kuch log corrupt hai kyo ki they want "the good life"...bhaiya life me koi problem nahi honi chaiye...sab chaiye...
3)some people are corrupt kyo ki bhaiya mil raha hai to lelo ...kyo man akare...baki bhi tolete hai..

there is no one reason for people engaging in corruption...reasons are many..

@Almighty...

About money in life I will say one thing hum log aate main namak daalte hai naa ki namak main aata daalte isliye life main paise sirf utna hona chiaye jitna hazam ho sake.......sirf apni life ki problem bata kar koi Bribe ko justify nahi karta kynki most of the bribe kiske bhi kaam nahi aati..................About Bribe I will say one thing you can "KI JIS BHI GHAR MAIN HAD SE JAYDA BRIBE KA PAISE AATA HAI YA US GHAR MAIN YA TO KOI BIMAR HOTA HAI YA PHR UNKE BACCHE NALAYAK HOTE"(this IS personaly what i feel no ofence to any one)..........

My nickname is Kala NAAG. I was bitten by a Kobra when i was 2 years old, every doctor and Ojha said i would die for sure. But by god's grace i sailed through and that was considered a sort of miracle. If any bee bites me she will be dead within a few seconds. It has happened many times .

rahulsingh3721 Says

he he... is this really true?

lol..phir abhi saap se zeher nikaalne ki zaroorat nahin ..for medicine...kala naag ...se nikalenge...

@PAWAN ji
Woh Peon kam se kam 10k toh kamata hoga..
Aise log hai jo mahine me 2-3k kamaate hai aur unke 7-8 bacche hote hai..
Aur phit aisa sab sochne lage toh ho gaya kalyan..
Q ki main toh kehta hun ke kam se kam 50% IND se toh woh peon ameer hai

bhai dekho mai batata hu...corrupt hona koi galat baat nahi hai...
aur conditions ki aap jo baat kar rahe ho; alag alag logo ke liye alag alag motivations rehte hai..
1)mai gareebi dekh chuka hu....yaha tak dekh chuka hu ki ghar me khana khane ke paise nahi they...mere baap ne mujhe yaha tak keh dia tha...ki enginerring nahi karwa sakta mai teri...paise nahi hai..sab doob gaya...padhai nahi ho payegi...to bhai iski wajah se paise ki value pata hai...ki paisa hai to izzat hai...sab hai...uske bina sala kutta bhi izzat nahi karta(wo bhi pooch tabhi hilata hai jab usko roti dalo)
2)kuch log corrupt hai kyo ki they want "the good life"...bhaiya life me koi problem nahi honi chaiye...sab chaiye...
3)some people are corrupt kyo ki bhaiya mil raha hai to lelo ...kyo man akare...baki bhi tolete hai..

there is no one reason for people engaging in corruption...reasons are many..

Bhai..jab ghar mei paisa nahi tha..to life kaise chali...aaj aap jis mukam par hai..waha tak kaise pahuche...kya apni mehnat se ya corruption se...

Tinchu Bhai Said right...

Guys Tell me one thing...

Ek Govt office me peon hai.....uske 2 daughters hai & 2 son hai...bacho ko padhana hai aur betiyoon ki shadi karni hai...ab agar wo corrupt banta hai to uske peche uski ek badi majboori hai...agar wo paisa nahi kamayega to ye responsbility kaise poori karega.....yaha par uska corrupt banna justified bhi hai aur sahi bhi.....but unka kya jinke paas paisa hone par bhi aur paisa chahte hai...

REMEMBER one thing....paisa aise cheez hai ...jeetna aata hai utna hi aur paane ki chahat badhti hai....paisa akele kabhi nahi aata...sath mei tension jarur lata hai...

Guys ..i am again saying...i am not against corrupion but how we should be corrupted ...this is the question???????

Bhaiyoo.....

Mai Paisa kamane ke virudhh nahi hoon bas..usse kamane ke tarike ke sahi tarike ke saath hoon....mai bhrstachar ke virudhh nahi hoon but koi insaan kin conditions mei corrupt banta hai...wo jaana chahta hoon...

Kya hai yaha par koi jo mujhe bata sake ki wo kaun si condition hoti hai jo ek insaan ko corrupt banati hai...

bhai dekho mai batata hu...corrupt hona koi galat baat nahi hai...
aur conditions ki aap jo baat kar rahe ho; alag alag logo ke liye alag alag motivations rehte hai..
1)mai gareebi dekh chuka hu....yaha tak dekh chuka hu ki ghar me khana khane ke paise nahi they...mere baap ne mujhe yaha tak keh dia tha...ki enginerring nahi karwa sakta mai teri...paise nahi hai..sab doob gaya...padhai nahi ho payegi...to bhai iski wajah se paise ki value pata hai...ki paisa hai to izzat hai...sab hai...uske bina sala kutta bhi izzat nahi karta(wo bhi pooch tabhi hilata hai jab usko roti dalo)
2)kuch log corrupt hai kyo ki they want "the good life"...bhaiya life me koi problem nahi honi chaiye...sab chaiye...
3)some people are corrupt kyo ki bhaiya mil raha hai to lelo ...kyo man akare...baki bhi tolete hai..

there is no one reason for people engaging in corruption...reasons are many..

Bhaiyoo.....

Mai Paisa kamane ke virudhh nahi hoon bas..usse kamane ke tarike ke sahi tarike ke saath hoon....mai bhrstachar ke virudhh nahi hoon but koi insaan kin conditions mei corrupt banta hai...wo jaana chahta hoon...

Kya hai yaha par koi jo mujhe bata sake ki wo kaun si condition hoti hai jo ek insaan ko corrupt banati hai...

Bang On Bubey Ji,

Mera bhi xactly yahi view hai paise kaman galat nahi but kis tarike se kama rahe wo galat and NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE but yahan kuch log kisi bhi pots ki sirf aur sirf upar ki income ke aaddahr pe hi comapre kar rahe hai .......kal Varsah ji ne kaha tha Paise akela nahi aata uske saath Nasha bhi lata hai...........

Bhaiyoo.....

Mai Paisa kamane ke virudhh nahi hoon bas..usse kamane ke tarike ke sahi tarike ke saath hoon....mai bhrstachar ke virudhh nahi hoon but koi insaan kin conditions mei corrupt banta hai...wo jaana chahta hoon...

Kya hai yaha par koi jo mujhe bata sake ki wo kaun si condition hoti hai jo ek insaan ko corrupt banati hai...

Ok....i hope more ppl will join this..
But rather than saying i m in which team share ur tricks how ll u do or stop corruption which ll keep thread moving..no need to attck personally just keep sharing ur strategy aftr joining govt job..
So that awareness abt all tricks abt trade ll get to kn us

I am Sure people here are so innovative that they will bring very new ideas of how to take bribe also it will clear theoritical concept how to take bribe as Jan Lokpal bill is coming and for those who are agianst of bribe will try to prove that negative effects of Bribe(Which I personaly think is goona be there).......................So I think this will be biggest match of season as it has been comapred with epic battle name Mahabart Between Kauravs and Pandvas.................Lets see who will emrge as the winner in this Kalyug...............

DUBEY ji...Yudhisthir ke saath jyada log nahi the...muzhe puri asha hai ke koi KRISHNA aapke madad ke liye aayega

Ok....i hope more ppl will join this..
But rather than saying i m in which team share ur tricks how ll u do or stop corruption which ll keep thread moving..no need to attck personally just keep sharing ur strategy aftr joining govt job..
So that awareness abt all tricks abt trade ll get to kn us

I am with Dubey Ji, count me part of Pandavs.............

Me too in Almighty's team

Really appreciate this guy's knowledge about govt. departments ...Wud suggest him to start a consulting firm & sign me up as his first client

I descibed ALMIGHTY`s team kaurav not due to -ve ty but due to fact that he ll get support of at least 100 ppl...NAME KAURAV SUGGEST Majority & not -ve ty..
Almighty`s ll descibe ways to screw govt/dalal`s/industris/pvt sector..
Pawaan`s will counterattack them..
Yehi hai asli jauhar dikhane ka mauka..
Quant english me TOP marne wale ko smart nahi kahenge..
Smart wohi kehlayega jo zindagi ki asli jung jeetega

count me in almighty kaurav's team...

So our next match or Mahabharat is..
****Almighty Kauravs Vs PAAWAN PANDVAS******
No need to introduce Captains..
Almighty`s Team-
Whichevr job we ll get via CGL v ll screw `em & ll accumlate as much wealth as v can...kissme DUM hai toh hume rok lo..CATCH ME IF U CAN
PAAWAN`S team-
Well v r SINGHAM..jo bhi jurm karega ,v ll expose them..
SO GAME IS ON.
ATB to both teams..
REFREE-GLADIATOR BUCKNER

This match is not related to this thread.........koi aur ground mai jake khelo:nono:..........ye toh personal battle bana diya........

match rakhna hai toh post ke beech rakho........

Cheers!

Bhai..mere hisaab se match hum logo ko aapas mei nahi ek dusre se milke karna chahiye....koi team na bane...we all know ki paisa sab kama chahte hai to ek side abviously bhari ho jayegi.....

Mere hisaab humko bribe kyo lena chahiye...iss par bahas ho ...aur bribe lene ke kya fayde aur nuksaan hai iss par charcha hoi chahiye...

I descibed ALMIGHTY`s team kaurav not due to -ve ty but due to fact that he ll get support of at least 100 ppl...NAME KAURAV SUGGEST Majority & not -ve ty..
Almighty`s ll descibe ways to screw govt/dalal`s/industris/pvt sector..
Pawaan`s will counterattack them..
Yehi hai asli jauhar dikhane ka mauka..
Quant english me TOP marne wale ko smart nahi kahenge..
Smart wohi kehlayega jo zindagi ki asli jung jeetega

ITs LIKE SONIA GANDHI LEAVING D CONGRESS & JOINING D BJP....
CBEC WAS CLAIMING VICTORY YESTDAY..
BUT TODAY ITI`S NIGHT WATCHMAN ASHUTOSH87 SCORED BIG KNOCK TO KNOCK DOWN CBEC..
I HOPE EXCISE & CBEC LL COME WITH MORE INNOVATIVE STROKES

manish bhai, main MSD ka bahut bara fan hun...last ke 10- 15 overs mein hi batting kar ke run banana chahta hun...nothing gives more pleasure than being the finisher of the game...

So our next match or Mahabharat is..
****Almighty Kauravs Vs PAAWAN PANDVAS******
No need to introduce Captains..
Almighty`s Team-
Whichevr job we ll get via CGL v ll screw `em & ll accumlate as much wealth as v can...kissme DUM hai toh hume rok lo..CATCH ME IF U CAN
PAAWAN`S team-
Well v r SINGHAM..jo bhi jurm karega ,v ll expose them..
SO GAME IS ON.
ATB to both teams..
REFREE-GLADIATOR BUCKNER

count me for Almighty Kauravs...

tinchu Says

Mere Hisab se match hone Chaiye ki ....................Is right to take bribe in Govt(When most of us does support Anna hazare)............

bhai interview board ke saamne bhi Anna hazare ko support kiya tha maine ....... aur shayad unhone iss baat par mujhe 40 number pakda diye....... ab main samajh gaya hoon ki mujhe kisse support karna hai...... waise bhi personally i don't like Kiran Bedi(bahut zyada ambitious hai, limelight ki bhookhi hai...... ek promotion nahi mila to resign kar diya .... yahan ssc waale poori zindagi mein 1-2 promotion paate hain... kabhi unki yaad nahi aayi... but thats my personal opinion,.... main uske fans ko hurt nahi karna chahta)....

So our next match or Mahabharat is..
****Almighty Kauravs Vs PAAWAN PANDVAS******
No need to introduce Captains..
Almighty`s Team-
Whichevr job we ll get via CGL v ll screw `em & ll accumlate as much wealth as v can...kissme DUM hai toh hume rok lo..CATCH ME IF U CAN
PAAWAN`S team-
Well v r SINGHAM..jo bhi jurm karega ,v ll expose them..
SO GAME IS ON.
ATB to both teams..
REFREE-GLADIATOR BUCKNER

Manish yaar tum bhi participate karoge.......aur haan Almighty ko Kaurav bana diya...hahahahaha.....suru se hi uski personality ko negative kar diya...hehehehe

How many of u have heard this sentence at least once...
``Beta shaadi q nahi kar rahe ho..kahi koi dekh toh nahi rakhi hai??`` :-P :-P :-P

abhi t0 24 saal ka hi hun aur naukri v TCS ki hai jo pvt hai...and Bihar, UP mein pvt job waalon ka naam sun kar hi larki ka baap mana kar deta hai...:-( SSC mein ho jaaye to sayad ye v sunne ko mil jaaye...

waise abhi to jindagi mein koi hai nahi...
"sirf main aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karti hain ki tum hoti to aisa hota, tumhari saheli hoti to waisa hota"

So our next match or Mahabharat is..
****Almighty Kauravs Vs PAAWAN PANDVAS******
No need to introduce Captains..
Almighty`s Team-
Whichevr job we ll get via CGL v ll screw `em & ll accumlate as much wealth as v can...kissme DUM hai toh hume rok lo..CATCH ME IF U CAN
PAAWAN`S team-
Well v r SINGHAM..jo bhi jurm karega ,v ll expose them..
SO GAME IS ON.
ATB to both teams..
REFREE-GLADIATOR BUCKNER

tinchu Says

Mere Hisab se match hone Chaiye ki ....................Is right to take bribe in Govt(When most of us does support Anna hazare)............

Ok..Tinchu ...but aaj ke match mei koi bhi refree ya umpire nahi hoga ...sabko participate karna hoga....aur ha..koi bhi kisi ke ghar walo ke upar koi baat nahi karega aur nahi abusive language ka use karega...agar ha hai to Bhai log...AA Jao Maidan mei aur baja do Bigul Yuudh ka.......

anyone tell me,the nearest metro station to delhi cantt, & the way step by step
also hw much time it will take to reach at cgo complex,lodhi road , if i reach at 9:45 am than , with following this way may i able to reach @11:30 pm ( reporting time ).
thanx in advance.

yaar pass padega "Tilak Nagar Metro" delhi cant ka joh pull hai wohi strgt jata hai metro ko, 1/2 hr bus se , auto/bike se 15 min...waha se rajeev chauk -> central sectrt->jnu(jawaharlal nehru stadium)...roughy 1 hr lagega.

PAWAN DUBEY Says

But Bhau...match hai kinke beech....ye to batao...

Mere Hisab se match hone Chaiye ki ....................Is right to take bribe in Govt(When most of us does support Anna hazare)............

ITI/Examiner/Excise > IO in NCB ( money and status)
IO NCB > All others(Money andstatus)
IO NCB = PO(Promotion)
IO NCB = very very dirty money

Bhai ek pont aur add kar...
in excise/iti/examiner:=> Imaandari== no extra money
in IO NCB:=> Imaandaari== No extra money + Danger to life

goalssc Says

aur aaj kal ke baapon ki bhi aadat hoti jaa rahi hai apne apne laundon ki g.... marne ki..... :-(:sneaky:@ripusingh... kinhi cheezon mein tum lucky hoge - magar iska ye matlab nahin ki tum un cheezon mein doosre unlucky logon ki dukhti nas ko dabao :nono::nono::nono:.... bhagwaan na kare ye tumhare saath ho..... lekin ye kisi ke saath bhi ho sakta hai... insaan ko shaitaan banne mein der nahin lagti..... best of luck ...

bhai maine kiski dukhti nas daba di..... aur maine kab kaha ki main lucky aur doosare unlucky hain.....????

Ok Puys time to move on..
In our all previous battles all of u has shown enought maturity while discussing all things..
So our next match ll b unique in nature..
Its going to be not just for discussion but to beat all evils inside us plus about facing reality in this world..
I hope u all ll actively participate in discussion & nobody ll seat on d fence. Cont...

But Bhau...match hai kinke beech....ye to batao...

Ok Puys time to move on..
In our all previous battles all of u has shown enought maturity while discussing all things..
So our next match ll b unique in nature..
Its going to be not just for discussion but to beat all evils inside us plus about facing reality in this world..
I hope u all ll actively participate in discussion & nobody ll seat on d fence. Cont...

Kaha ho Manish Bhau....

@ Glady
Nadan Parinda ghar aa gaya........after exam

@ ALL

Bhai log I missed the action-packed match b/w ITI n EXcise. Well went to visit Jamnagar, Beaches, Bird Sanctuary, DAMs etc.:) But went through all the pages and got some gud info.
State pref. dekh k lag raha hai ki Asst CSS and other Delhi based job will be a tough nut to crack this time.:nono:So what at most the gen. cut off can go now, any wild guesses.
Meanwhile any updates regarding CPT?:sneaky:

@Forestwow....

About final cutoff this time few pages back Samir has done a beautifull analysis on final cutoff you will get a very good idea about the final marks for each post in SSC.................So just read that, it will help you.......