Aaj ka Question :
Describe the most mischievous/weird but funny/wild thing you have ever done.
Ignoring the question whose answers scared the shit out of me , allow me to waste the next 5 minutes of your life.

*Sorry for the long post, but no sorry for replying late. I was stuck in my damn bro's marriage that was boring to death. Worse, I didn't like his "soul mate" either. :P
From my posts on PoH, my humble readers can easily make out that I'm a very un-wild and unfunny person, and have no stories as funny like that of
abhibeloved where he exploded chairman's butt after placing a nuclear bomb under his chair.

Still I'll try to answer in short and to my best, a
try as genuine as that of Sreeshant to not bowl a no-ball.
1)
Beating up my own far-fetched relative in state of bewilderment in my first cousin's marriage: :|
I was shouldered with the responsibility to look after a bag lying on stage having cash & jewellery worth Rs.30 L+.

Dedicated that I am, I was doing my job dedicatedly. But out of the blue I got a call of nature- a thing you just can't let go off, both metaphorically and figuratively.

So I left the bag on the stage only ( pressure first, all dedication BS later

), came back afresh with hair more wet & set, and quite shrewdly I established that the red bag was not on stage anymore.
The very next second I heard my mom screaming to her worst '
There he ran with the bag, there'.
She further added '
Akhil, get hold of him, he has a moustache'

Now, I don't know why my mum said anything about 'moustache'. The groom had a moustache too!

But still I ran in the direction I was asked to.
Along with my 2 bros, while chasing him we came out of the venue (the EP), and there I saw that red bag in the hands of a person who was standing still with his back on us.
Seconds later he turned just to find us running into him. He was THE person who:
a) was found in the exact direction my mum told me
b) was drunk & wobbling
c) had a
Moustache 
I said aloud '
Give me the bag'.
He said '
I won't'
My younger bro said '
Give us or you are cut tonight'
And before he could reply to the cutting deal, my third cousin attacked on him, took the bag and then all three of us beat him up like anything. I mean ANYTHING! (We later had to take him to the hospital, though)
REWIND A FEW MINUTES NOW:When we were chasing the bag-stealer in the direction we were told of, there was another person who was ahead of us, and was also chasing the bag-stealer. He, and not I, got hold of the crook first, snatched the bag, and stood there still. In the mean time, the thief had ran, and I along with my 2 bros came at the scene. So the drunken chap thought we were another group of burglars who came there for the bag and on not getting it duly, gave a few cutting-deal warnings too.

(Confusion personified

)
Later my dad cleared the fog that whom we have beaten up is my mum's what-do-you-call-it something. Anyway, so as I said, we later took him to the hospital and when we got back we heard a 18-20 year old kid declaring a war against the culprits, saying 'Who was it, mother****er? Who can beat my dad? If you have got balls, come right here'.

:|
Err..well, I do have balls, but I rather want them to stay safe, so I proceeded to the food stall.
Note: My comrades on PG have been asking the details of that marriage ever since I came on Sach Ka Samna. So, thought to share the story with this question. Sorry if I wasted a few invaluable moments of your morning. :P
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