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Yes, you heard it right.
The scourge of PJists is back. After excruciating CATting for months, it's now time for the junta to ease back with quality poor jokes.
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POST ONLY ORIGINAL STUFF HERE.
ANY FORWARDS WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY BY THE MODERATORS.
And all people who G...

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mayankmalik

11:33 PM, 17 May '10

17 May '10

Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi

Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan

Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...

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nishantei

17 May '10

JOKE OF THE DAY
P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow.
2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english
"I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thou...

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mayankmalik

17 May '10

Which is the most religious team in the Indian Premier League?
Chennai Super Kings, because it has Badrinath, Amarnath and Balaji.

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avinav2712

17 May '10

Bhai, ye jokes tumne banaye hai kya?? Repeat.... originals only!!! Sick and tired of reading all ghisa pita ones here

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vivek_mba10

17 May '10

Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
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vivek_mba10

17 May '10

Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
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Bhaskaryya87

16 May '10

MOD NOTE:We want to see poor jokes not poor sense of humour.Banned for a week.

Bhaskaryya87

16 May '10

Hey, the questions were original!

avinav2712

16 May '10

Originals please

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Bhaskaryya87

16 May '10

What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?
Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?
Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs coul...

mayankmalik

14 May '10

What will happen if John Terry repeats a joke on this thread.....?
A PG mod will Terry-minate him.
.........I'm still learning the fine art of PJ, here's another one.........
What was Sumit-Rocks called when he was a boy?
Sumit-pebbles.

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The_Lion_King

14 May '10

2 jokes on google:
Q. What would you call Sachin Tendulkar if he was the founder of google?
A. SEARCHING Tendulkar
Q. What do you do when you get the error "Server Not Found"?
A. Google it..you might find the server...he he..

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anksgupta

13 May '10

Teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... waah waah!! teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... CID ke baad dekhna naa bhule AAHAT

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anksgupta

13 May '10

Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom....wah wah!!Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom!!! daya ne acp se kaha -oh my god ek aur khoon!!

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mayankmalik

13 May '10

MAA: Bijli ka bill itna jyada kyu aaya??
BETA: Mai kabhi batlata nhi par andhere se darta hun mai maa
hehehe

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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

What do u call a group of farmers stuck at a place.??
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Kissan Jam

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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

CID PJ:-
7. Osama Ka Aantak America pe Chaya tha..gaur farmaaye
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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

ROADIES PJ:-
6. Uski judaai me mein kuch is tarah jiya thawah wah.
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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

AGRICULTURAL PJ:-
5. Which food grain proclaims itself as being homosexual?....
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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

4.Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar.wah wah .
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Make the circuit diagram as shown in figure.

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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

ELECTRICAL PJ:-
3.Mehboob ke pyaar me mar gaya peter
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Mehboob ke pyaar me mar gaya peter.
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Galvanometer me lagaya shunt ban gaya ammeter.

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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

CHEMICAL PJ:-
2. Once Methyl free radical went out to play .
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Because Mom called CH3.O..CH3.

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vivek_mba10

13 May '10

MISC PJ:-
1. Pintu was having habit of eating nails of his hand,
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His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..
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Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

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ankmbaa

13 May '10

whats the diff.b/w b.sc n b.tech questions?
b.sc-whats is ur name(10 marks)?
b.tech-what is ur name n why?give reason.
does it suit ur personality?
critically examine it? 2 marks

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Ananya_kumar

13 May '10

what would u take when we all are dancing at night at exactly 10 o'clock
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mayankmalik

12 May '10

If a piece of camphor is well-versed in the Vedas, what is it called??
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Rishi Kapoor
PS: Kapoor is Hindi for camphor
And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.

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farcry_2010

12 May '10

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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adi14

12 May '10

EK original meri taraf se
Teacher: What is a Palindrome??
Student: Aage se bhi wahi peeche se bhi wahi
Teacher: Answer in english duffer!
Student: Back front both same

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The_Lion_King

10 May '10

Ultimate Pachka.......
Q. Why would Bill Gates never post in the thread Just for Groans?
A. coz the thread is meant for "Poor Jokes", he is waiting for PG to start a thread by the name,"Rich Jokes"

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divishth

10 May '10

Q - Which Indian Actor Wants Lots Of Sisters ?? :wow:
A - Abhishek Bachchan. Coz, In Raavan He Is Singing - "Behnein De Mujhe Behnein De Mujhe"

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shekhar_sinha87

08 May '10

now hold your nerves & be ready for whats coming your way...
"we realise that the value of life increases only after it is lost...."
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alive chicken- Rs.60/-
chicken tandoori- Rs.180/- :splat:

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satish543

08 May '10

just take ur time to understand it..
2 guys r sitting in a room n talkin wid each other...
1st guy: head ache is coming yarrr.
2nd guy: jumped out of his chair n closed the door...now head ache wont come...

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mayankmalik

08 May '10

Although not an original, what i am about to state is the real US scenario. Please excuse if you heard it really, i just couldn't resist it.
If you invested $1000 in Delta Airlines a year ago, it would be worth $49 today.
If you invested $1000 in AIG a year ago, it would be worth $33 tod...

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robintyagi45

08 May '10

wat would you call a girl who has no friends
koi-na-mitra!!!

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amitshanky

08 May '10

What will you call a situation when you buy something for yourself but one girl take it away?
Miss-take.:P

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The_Lion_King

08 May '10

Hey chor...dats my joke..read previous posts...
Pagalguy pe chori..
nahi hain zaroori
Kyun kar rahe ho dushmani bus chahta hoon mein yaari..

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mayankmalik

04 May '10

U have heard about Banta in jokes..Bt whoz Banta??
He is KITKAT BREAK...
kyunki kitkat break to Banta hai...:)

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mayankmalik

04 May '10

xx: Beta do bistar kyu lagaye??
Son: Ghar pe 2 guest aane hai..
xx: Kaun???
Son: Mom ka bhai aur mera mama..
xx: Fir 1 aur laga mera Sala bhi aa rha hai...

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BLUFFMASTER!!!

03 May '10

Q. WHAT WILL THE PLAYERS ASK THE UMPIRES WHEN IT RAINS AND THEY STILL WANT TO PLAY ????
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