When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.":biggrin:

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.":biggrin:

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"

The mathematician replies "Four."

The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?"

The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"

The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he shoots his mouth off when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat then shouted, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor.

After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you'd happily pull people out of the mud at any time of the day or night."

"Can't," replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."

A police officer pulled over a nun driving a car, and said, 'Ma'am, you're driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?"

And the nun says, 'Oh, I saw the sign with the "21" and assumed the speed limit was 21 kph"

The officer explains: 'No ma'am, the speed limit is 80. The highway number is Interstate 21."

Then the police officer looks in the back seat and see the other two nuns shaking like leaves.

"Excuse me, Sister, but what's wrong with your two colleagues?"

"Oh, that's probably because we just got off Highway 205."

A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man's heart.

The sobbing goes on and on and he hears the other say:
- Oh why? Why did you have to die!? Why did you go?
And then he breaks down sobbing again, hitting his head over the headstone, still crying:
-Oh why did you die!? Why did you go so soon?

Intringued, the other guy goes to him and says:
I'm so sorry for your loss, is there anything I can do for you?
Who is the person you are crying over so desperately, he asks, in compassion?

That's my wife's third husband, comes the reply, between sobs.
I'm number four.....

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one
says: "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?" The first man knits
his brow in obvious concentration, and finally says to his companion: "Aahh, what is the name of
that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says. His friend offers another suggestion: "The poppy?" "Nahhhh," growls the man.

"You know - the one that is red and has thorns." His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous
question.

"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."

To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea!
Can I help you pick out a puppy?"

Hi rohit555
Ok, I had very interesting question here try to solve it.
You have on pizza you need to cut that pizza into 8 parts by the knife but you will be given only 3 chance to cut that pizza??

If we have to do it in 3-D; we can just make three cuts parallel to 3 axes.
If we have to do it in 2-D; we can make one cut and get two parts. Then arrange these parts on top of each other and make one more cut to get 4 parts. Next time, we will get 8 parts with the third cut.
And so on..

Good logic, i guess it should work
Well what say vikas? Is this the answer you were looking for

Hi rohit555
Ok, I had very interesting question here try to solve it.
You have on pizza you need to cut that pizza into 8 parts by the knife but you will be given only 3 chance to cut that pizza??

If we have to do it in 3-D; we can just make three cuts parallel to 3 axes.
If we have to do it in 2-D; we can make one cut and get two parts. Then arrange these parts on top of each other and make one more cut to get 4 parts. Next time, we will get 8 parts with the third cut.
And so on..

Hi rohit555
Buddy you rocks I never had such a amazing post ever and these points are amazing do share more if you have...

Hi, do post in if you have any interesting thoughts or jokes to share

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license. The
instructor, a poice officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.

Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"

The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."

The officer let him in.

Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms
Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days

This is cheating!!!

Q. What did Batman's wife ask him when he came back from work?
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A. Why So Serious?

U would have been in this situation:

You are looking desperately and expectantly at ur friend and...
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at the same time she is looking and smiling at u expecting some thing.

Location : EXAM HALL!!!

**** ** * * ****** **** ******* *******
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;)

Studies say that 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts...
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IRONICALLY...
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90% of men in pink t-shirts don't like women!!!

Don't waste money on expensive i-pods...
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Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead!!!

#Lets-uncomplicate ;)

FACBOOK MAGIC TRICK
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Step 1 - press F13
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Step 2 - LIKE if You Laughed...!!!
:D

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?" :D

This is how the next Generation's gonna learn the Alphabet:
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chatting,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- Hotmail,
I- I-Pod,
J-Java,
K-Kingston,
L-Laptop,
M-Message,
N-Nokia,
O-Outlook,
P-Print,
Q-Quick Time,
R-RAM,
S-Server,
T-Touch Screen,
U-USB,
V-Vista,
W-Wi-fi,
X-XP,
Y-YouTube,
Z-Zedge.net

Thank God, A is Still Apple :-)

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000? The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

Girls fall in love with what they HEAR and boys fall in love with what they SEE...
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That's why girls wear makeup, and boys lie!!!

Hello in case anyone has something interesting to share, please share it here people. Like we have a lot of jokes doing rounds right, like many of you may be receiving text messages.

Post in puys, make this thread active and lively. Dont make it appear dead :)

Expecting quite a lot from you guys, after all this is the chit chat thread na