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Laughing out loud can definitely help improve your health as per some research( Not too sure of it thoug...
Laughing out loud can definitely help improve your health as per some research( Not too sure of it thoug...
Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.....:):):):)
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Life is too short to stick with the wrong decisions.
If you don't like a thing, Change it. Loving a bad girl, doing a wrong job or living a life which doesn't give you pleasure is of no use.
There are plenty of things in the world. If you're not happy with a kind of food, No need to ...
Life is too short to stick with the wrong decisions.
If you don't like a thing, Change it. Loving a bad girl, doing a wrong job or living a life which doesn't give you pleasure is of no use.
There are plenty of things in the world. If you're not happy with a kind of food, No need to ...
Life Never Changes
Only Our Thoughts Change
For Example:
Bachhpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha Aur Ab.
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Fat ti hai.
Only Our Thoughts Change
For Example:
Bachhpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha Aur Ab.
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Fat ti hai.
Rajni is back....
Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago...death
hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
... Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.
Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then
blinked.
Rajinikant once entered a race, he came first...
Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago...death
hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
... Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.
Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then
blinked.
Rajinikant once entered a race, he came first...
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Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
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Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
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Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
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Boy: Abe Dhakkan, Muje mere phone pe call kar.. balance nahi hemere me.......!
Girl: ...
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
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Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
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Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
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Boy: Abe Dhakkan, Muje mere phone pe call kar.. balance nahi hemere me.......!
Girl: ...
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Mental Hsptal K 1 Room Me Sab
Pagal Dance Kr rahe The, Bas 1
Pagal Chup Tha.
Doctor Smjha Theek Hogaya,
or usko Pu6a Danc Q Nahi Kr
Rahe ?
Pagal- Bewaquf Me Dulha Hu ye
sab meri barat me aaye he :p
Pagal Dance Kr rahe The, Bas 1
Pagal Chup Tha.
Doctor Smjha Theek Hogaya,
or usko Pu6a Danc Q Nahi Kr
Rahe ?
Pagal- Bewaquf Me Dulha Hu ye
sab meri barat me aaye he :p
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Santa ko ek laawaaris bandar
mila.
Wo usko Police Station le gaya.
Inspector ne kaha, "Isko Zoo le
jao."
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Agle din, Inspector ne Santa ko
bandar ke saath Bus Stop par
dekha.
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... Inspector: Isko Zoo nahi le kar
gaye?
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Santa: Kal gaye the, khub ghoom...
mila.
Wo usko Police Station le gaya.
Inspector ne kaha, "Isko Zoo le
jao."
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Agle din, Inspector ne Santa ko
bandar ke saath Bus Stop par
dekha.
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... Inspector: Isko Zoo nahi le kar
gaye?
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Santa: Kal gaye the, khub ghoom...
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BoyFriend to GirlFriend:
Hum dono kuch time
sath rehte hai
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Agar hamein ek dusre
ka saath pasand aaya
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toh shadi kar lenge
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Or galti hui to alag ho
jayenge.
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Girl- Woh to sab thik hai
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but Alag hone per 'Galt...
Hum dono kuch time
sath rehte hai
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Agar hamein ek dusre
ka saath pasand aaya
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toh shadi kar lenge
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Or galti hui to alag ho
jayenge.
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Girl- Woh to sab thik hai
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but Alag hone per 'Galt...
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"You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can, and will be, used against you in a later argument...Forever"
- Women
Anything you say can, and will be, used against you in a later argument...Forever"
- Women
Petrol pump se
21 KM door
1 Fauji truck ka petrol khatam ho gaya
2nd seat par Major
beitha tha
Pathan driver ne Major ko bataya
k
Sir Petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parray ga
Sub neechay utray
Aur
... Dhakka Lagana shuru kia
kaafi dair baad
Petrol pum...
21 KM door
1 Fauji truck ka petrol khatam ho gaya
2nd seat par Major
beitha tha
Pathan driver ne Major ko bataya
k
Sir Petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parray ga
Sub neechay utray
Aur
... Dhakka Lagana shuru kia
kaafi dair baad
Petrol pum...
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"You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can, and will be, used against you in a later argument...Forever"
- Women
Anything you say can, and will be, used against you in a later argument...Forever"
- Women
Superhit bezti:
Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha
Arey maine apko kahi dekha h
Bhikari bola
Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOK
Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha
Arey maine apko kahi dekha h
Bhikari bola
Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOK
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Dil tod shayari:
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
... INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
... INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p
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Gals wil b gals:
A gal gave pendrive to a boy n said "isme facebook daal k dena"
Boy gave a stupid luk to her. D gal said "kya hua 2 Gb me nai aaega kya?" :p
A gal gave pendrive to a boy n said "isme facebook daal k dena"
Boy gave a stupid luk to her. D gal said "kya hua 2 Gb me nai aaega kya?" :p
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ENGINEER style............. . 7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhuttiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2 - abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3 - aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4 -aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...
... at...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhuttiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2 - abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3 - aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4 -aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...
... at...
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Papa- which one us u like more mama or papa?
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
&
Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?
... Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to par...
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
&
Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?
... Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to par...
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One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
The girl obviously felt awesome.
Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the ring on Monday after the cheque clears.
On Monday the jeweller calls the boy: "There's no money...
The girl obviously felt awesome.
Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the ring on Monday after the cheque clears.
On Monday the jeweller calls the boy: "There's no money...
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But you can't imagine what a weekend I had
Awesome message by a True Lover :
She broke my heart, i broke her Apple Iphone5
Baaki khud hisaab laga lo, kaun zyada roya hoga :P
She broke my heart, i broke her Apple Iphone5
Baaki khud hisaab laga lo, kaun zyada roya hoga :P
Papa- which one us u like more mama or papa?
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
&
Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?
... Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to par...
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
&
Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?
... Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to par...
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Pappu ke father Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar
Apni Bete pappu Ke College Me Gaye Aur Bole -
Kaha Hai Meri Bete pappu Ki Class ?
Principal - bhai sahab, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya
Hai?.
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... Father - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Mere Bete Ki 5
undarwear Fat ...
Apni Bete pappu Ke College Me Gaye Aur Bole -
Kaha Hai Meri Bete pappu Ki Class ?
Principal - bhai sahab, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya
Hai?.
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... Father - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Mere Bete Ki 5
undarwear Fat ...
Ae mere desh k sache veeron.....
Ae mere desh k sache veeron.....
"1/x" is not defined,
when x=zero
Ha ha ha...!:D;)
Ae mere desh k sache veeron.....
"1/x" is not defined,
when x=zero
Ha ha ha...!:D;)
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If two Sardarjis open a wax museum, would you call it Madame tu'surds'
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Poor man to Rahul Gandhi :
Sir, Diesel is very costly.
Rahul Gandhi :
Big deal !!!
... Wear Benetton or Tommy Hilfiger instead."
Curtsy : Shahid bhai
Sir, Diesel is very costly.
Rahul Gandhi :
Big deal !!!
... Wear Benetton or Tommy Hilfiger instead."
Curtsy : Shahid bhai
If you don't want to give CMAT, would you say C MAT do (read in hindi)
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If you are a Goan and like classics, would you be called 'Goan with the wind'?
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If Shahrukh Khan was in the military, which song would he sing? Dil mein mere hai DRDO disco
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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Re-search
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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
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Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,
would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
So what's the speed of dark? as we know of light
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it...
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it...
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job ...