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BollyWood HollyWood Cliche's Questions!! Chit-Chat

Please Pour in things you find weird and downright unreaal in Movies/televisions
I'll Start with my List
1).Why do "BollyWood Ma die of Cough"...man no wonder they hand out Cough Botals intead of any Tablet/capsule...face cream
2).Why Does a new born child more hair than on Amitabh Bacha...
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In Bollywood only the Hero has the right to a slow motion drama and action packed scene, whereas the villian gets all the fast forwarded shotss.....
Why is it that the hot blonde cheer leader or the horny crass football jock are one the first to die in teenage slasher films??
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The Maa... wil always cry at the drop of the hat
'theory of relativity' :p
A hero always has a close dumb friend who is a comedian. :|
Probably that is why the hero looks like a 'super hero' to the heroine
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While reaching to d villain,hero kills as many men of villain as is possible by his gun n finally wen he get face to face to d villain his gun has no bullets at all.so he starts beating him by bare hands.n lastly somehow he is about to kill him,suddenly police interupts with patent dialogue,"thah...
Exactly....I totally agree with you on this. In Bollywood only the hero has to have a glamorous name and the poor villians are deprived of this and end up getting names like 'Teja'....'Kaliya' n all....:splat:
In most of the Priyadarshans comedy flicks u wil find at the end of the movie all the characters running in madness making us laugh only once.
Why does hero like srk gets names like rahul, raj why cant kaliya or gabbar.
Rather why cant kaliya be a hero of the movie?
It is sunken in our b...
When heroine is about to be raped by villain she says..
"nahi..ss.. Bhagwan ke liye muze chhod do"
N when dat heroine returns to home,her mother shouts n cry :'( saying,
"hey Bhagwan,.. Ye tune kya kiya??"
Meanwhile bhagwan: gurrr #%@*$
"wat did i do man? Y am i blamed everytime..? "
Maa, main tera beta hoon.
Cheers,
Debashish
Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta.
Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
Operation karna hoga, dus hazaar rupaiye lagenge
Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!
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This happens in Bollywood movies and especially in horror flicks, the actress feels thirsty in the middle of the night only, goes to fetch water in the kitchen and lands up seeing the ghost......when these ladies know that they feel thirty during the night why don't they keep a bottle of water ne...
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1. When the heroine knows a killer's on the loose, hears or sees something suspicious like footsteps upstairs or an open window in the house, and decides to go investigate herself instead of CALLING THE POLICE like a normal person.
2. When the heroine finds herself alone with the psycho and, i...
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1.Serious white actor pairing up with a wacky Black sidekick
2.Computers never running windows,and huge screens and really simple to operate.
3.The bad guy explaining his plan in detail rather than putting it into action
When I was studying Psychology~I read stuff about Amnesia(Losin Memory). When a person suffers from Amnesia(Memory Loss),he does not loose Procedural Memory(for e.g-Riding a bicycle) and Semantic Memory(Language and Worldly ways) what he basically loses his is his Episodic Memory(His past experie...
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Why must there be atleast two stupendously hot women in Teen horror flicks who are killed off in the most grotesque fashion?
Why must Jennifer Lopez act?
y d hell d heroes are blessed with such an amzing drving skills..they cd just drive out schumi..( nw alonso) wid there driving skills..they jst are the best drivers on the road..and yes u cd jst ask them to drive nething..ship..train..planes(cars and bikes aren't worth mentioning)..!! don't under...
Whenever somebody looses his/her full memory coz of any accident,
the first question always is "Main kaha hoon?"
How does one remember any language and meaning of words after such a loss?
The doctor asks,"tumhara naam kya hai?"
Patient replies,"Mujhe kuch yaad nahi doctor...nahiiii...
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1) Why do bombs always have to have digital readouts which tell exactly when they are going to go off?
2) Howcome you need no more than a laptop to override the defense mechanisms of even a visiting alien civilization?
3) Why is it necessary to visit a strip joint at least once during any p...
Ever noticed that in Hollywood films, whenever a couple is lying down in the bedroom, the covers or blankets will reach just the guy's chest, but go upto the girl's neck. A strange case of temporary morality?
Regards,
Grondmaster
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I dont understand wen a person hits another one...the sound comes.... dhishhhoommmm.....bhishuuubbbbbbb!!!!i dont understand y this sound????
so unreal!!!
1)Whenver a car is going to be blasted off...why does it have to be a Cielo???
2) Why is it that in one scene the hero is travelling in one car.. and in the ed reaches the destination in another car????
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