Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep!


My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses ...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.:w00t:

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Death is hereditary.

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

One of the nicest I have come across with...

"Whenever you fall.... pick up something"

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.

" ki hamne to Dil diya tha Hasina ko Pyar ki nishani samjh kar .
Or vo Jalim kha gayi os Dil ko ....... Biryaani samjh kar "

Ab jeet kar hi lautenge,
ki ab shuruaat ho gai hai...
Ab manzill dur nahi ,
ki kamzoriyon se baat ho gai hai....

Get busy living, or get busy dying

-Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Courage doesnt always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day, that says I ll try again tomorrow.

By Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is like time, once you squander it you can not retrieve a wasted life.

by Pulsifier

Regards,

Don't go to sleep angry!
Stay up and plot your REVENGE!

Truth can be stated in a thousand different ways, yet each one can be true.
Swami Vivekananda

i am not handsome
but i can give my hand to some1
who needs help from me so
'"beauty is in ur heart nd not on face "

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that our aim is too low and we reach it!

Three sentences for getting success."Know more than others work more than others Expect less than others

" If I could be any part of you, Id be your tears....... To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. "

There are two types of people who are failures in life... Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody

1. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3. Onsite coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource optimization team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8. Quality auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

10. HR manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

The best decisions are always taken instantaneously.
The more you think will get puzzled.

Malcolm Gladwell's book 'Blink' talks about the same thing. He has quoted many incidents to show it really works, like analysing how the brain works when we take a decision and concluded that it is in the initial two seconds, when our brain takes the decision and after that, it is just frankly wasting time.

"Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side"

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces. ~Judith Viorst

"When you finish second, you don't win silver.You lose gold." -1996 Atlanta Olympics (NIKE )

The best decisions are always taken instantaneously.
The more you think will get puzzled.

LESSONS IN MARKETING
1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You went up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me".
That's DIRECT MARKETING.
.
.
2) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me".
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

vinz007 Says

before that, it was used in the movie - Miracle. Its about the US ice hockey team

correct !

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

* There are people who have money and people who are rich. ~Coco Chanel

*When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. ~Oscar Wilde

*Money is a headache, and money is the cure. ~Everett Mmor

If you think you can than you can

In life it doesn't matter if you win or lose,what matters is what you chose to make a difference.

koolnitrc Says

As far as i remember this is from the movie goal. Nice movie.

before that, it was used in the movie - Miracle. Its about the US ice hockey team

-- Any Coach to any Player..in upcoming FIFA
" When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important then the name on the back "

As far as i remember this is from the movie goal. Nice movie.

-- Any Coach to any Player..in upcoming FIFA
" When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important then the name on the back "

wen i look at my past....i believe dat i had been constructing my future; but wen i look at my present, i feel like....do hell wid my future, stop destructing my past atleast....

Dr.Ravi Vachhani

There is always a choice;
the decision to make is whether you have the courage.
Byron Pulsifer

This is who I am , this is what I do live for nothing die for something ... ur call

Do or die..
But plz dnt make
BHEJA FRY..

- Dont be Serious, be Sincere.
It's okk , bank a few classes , score low in couple of papers , goof up a few interviews , take leave from work , Enjoy with your friends , fall in love .... Little fight with your loved ones. Enjoy Life.

We are people not programmed device ! :)

Mr.Chetan Bhagat
@ symbiosis

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

1) Succes should not go to head and failure should not go to heart.

2) Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.

3) Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can' t catch him going.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."

-Bob Hope

a lion wouldnt cheat on his partner.....but a tiger wood

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

@ amit (iwillwin) - lolzzzzzzzz....i m becoming a huge fan of your one-liners...awesum 1s...

@ Archana (munu)- Thanx a lott for appreciation ....... finalllyyyy,, at least there is something I am good at

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

@ amit (iwillwin) - lolzzzzzzzz....i m becoming a huge fan of your one-liners...awesum 1s...

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

-my personal suggestion to all Kids , Boys, Man & even our single Senior Citizens, don't lose hope n continue ur searching , Bcozzz....


"Cinderellas come in all sizes" .

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

People May not Believe What U Say,
But They will Surely Believe What You DO.

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

-Milton Berle

I love this quote for it gives me hope and inspiration every time i read it.

"The moment you fear, you are nobody. It is fear that is the great cause of misery in the world. It is fear that is the greatest of all superstitions. It is the fear that is the cause of our woes, and it is fearlessness that brings heaven in a moment'''

In love you never know the beginning nor the end because it originates in the heart but dies with the breathe....

The biggest poverty of a poor man is its poverty of aspirations

Ur attitude is ur aptitude, which decides your altitude in life

$) Let other cheer the winning man, there's one I hold worthwhile; 'Tis he who does the best he can, then looses with a smile.

Beaten he is, but not to stay

Down with the rank and file;'

That man will win some other day, who loses with a smile.

From William Bennett's Book of Virtues

$) "Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."

18th Century English Proverb

It is much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Should I smile because we are friends? :)
Or
cry because we'll never be anything more?

"Most questions people ask are for approval,not for their authenticity,not for a quest" - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

its hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. but its even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted.

Satisfaction is the symptom of underperformance