How to get banned on PG? 23rd March: Vamsikrishnaaav banned for a month because he was getting extremely irritating by the day.
23rd March: A new id is created under the name of kisssssssssna. He himself puts up a status which says that '
vamsikrishnaaav is banned and back here '. I get a PM from this id.
24th March: A new id is born under the name of vampirez. Notice the first three initials

The newly born user has apparently discovered pg after a long time and feigns innocence by making such posts:
hey guys
gd mrng every one i am new to pagalguy and to my surprize i never knw there is a site like this and if i could founbd this earlier it would have been better for me
never late than ever
so its already 7 days from the interviews completion
and varun u r awesome man and all the IMPACT guys
had a wonderful stay
and i could compare the MDP hostel to a honeymoon suite
awesome experience
Now, there is an extended weekend and mods forget about all this. Meanwhile vampirez goes on posting about stuff on threads which are eerily similar to where vamsikrishnaaav used to post. I believe there aren't many who have got calls from NITIE, IIFM, IIT Kgp.
Anyway, so the posts continue to flow and the user is still unnoticed.
28th March: I get a report from a user regarding his connection with vamsikrishnaaav. This is apparently after the user makes a post which goes like:
vampirez Says
yes a guy named VAMSIKRISHNAAAV
posted the last 5 years trends of results and if that is true results should be by today or tommorow ....but that particular user is banned by PAGALGUY and that particular post is edited tooo.....and in a facebook group he maintains i can find a post that results will be today and past five yr trends tooo.....
Needless to say, all three users have been banned permanently.
PS: Smilies removed to make the post a bit more readable.