Spam karne ka man kar raha tha
To socha kyu na baba ko disturb kiya jaye
baba ! bahut nazuk halat hai
Kab niklega yeh cat ?
ab to aur saha nahi jaata
Umar bhi ho aya
ab to ek acha sa %ile dila hi do
aur do char convert
taki choose karne ka chance mile sake



Baba ki jai ho !

Baba ki jai ho ,

Cl ne apna percentile predictor nikala hai , but aap to omniscient ho ,kripya bataye ki mere kitne %ile banenge is baar ? Maine 31 october ko CAT diya hai .

Puttar - abhi tum nadaan ho
:


Yeh suno



As for the money part- Terry Pratchett says--


:clap::shock:

Chalo main kucch nahi (ZERO ) ki vyavastah karta hoon ab aap the "ONE" banne ki prayas karo


OBOB

babaji,
i have a problem.
i alredy gave my CAT (to my best ). have to write IIFT and JMET.
Since i am not aware of how much %ile i will get. i am planning to apply to as many colleges as possible. you might know that it would cost me a lot.(i am not working) :|. so babaji if you could give me a small amount of Rs.1,00,000/-, i will be able to apply to all the the colleges and also get you coconuts.

JAI bolo SANTHI SWAROOP, SAKTHI DAYAK CAT ki

chorus: JAI

The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
Jalal ad-Din Rumi quotes

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Main Samay Huun !! Jus ne nera ullanghan kiya hska BAND BAJAA DOONGA!!!!!!!

jUST STICK TO YOU TIME LIMITS PER SECTION ?

Time Limit per Section = Time for Section/ No. of Questions

say 45/20= 2 odd minn with buffer 5 minutes ..however if you find the going tough consistently in all sums then that bar of 2 will go up to say 2.5 -3 min and the number of attemopts will reduce.

Vice versa if paper is easy.


Just remember u do not walk in to the hall with an absolute SACRED figure of attempts... the attempts will expand /contract bade on difficulty of paper

mock cat mock cat
scores,


CAT mein

IIM IIM


Prometric '' Coaching Faculty
,

Hazaaron Mock aise ki har Mock pe dam nikle
Bahut nikle mere scores, lekin phir bhi kam nikle


Cat mein nahin phark jeene aur marne ka
Usi IIM ko dekh kar jeete hain jis IIM pe dum nikle,


Kahaan Prometric ka darwaaza aur kahaan Coaching Faculty
Par itna jaante hain hain kal we jaate the aur hum nikle..

There are thousands of Mock CATS such that they could consume my life

Mock scores , though experienced intensely, not enough for a call,


In MBA Prep there is no difference between living and dying
I live each last breath looking at the IIM I (moi) adore




Between Prometric's gates and Coaching Faculty there should be a gap,
But yesterday sir was entering while I was leaving those gates

Kaisa Baba ho aaap?:wow:

Aaap ka Baba Identification No? (BID)

:wow::wow:
a new baba thread and the real baba on PG is not even aware of that

anyway, the real baba is back to this thread

j

Baba ki jai ho ,

Cl ne apna percentile predictor nikala hai , but aap to omniscient ho ,kripya bataye ki mere kitne %ile banenge is baar ? Maine 31 october ko CAT diya hai .

BaBA ek aur confusion hai

baba aapka status msg ye 2010 hai ki 00 0(two zero one zero)
Baba ye to koi LR ka question jaisa lagta hai

theanswer Says

Baba ... bahot dino se 1 prashn hai dimaag mein ... aap cat de rahe ho kya ??

Baba aap stud ho

Aisa studaapa kiya ki main is post ke baad kahaa se kahaa pahoch gaya!

Baba ab bas ek koi sundar susheel pehelwaanish type ki kudi dekh kar bachi-kuchi nayyaa paar karaa do.

:


CAT , " "


By the bye, Babaji - aapki koi daughter ho to.... ;)

Jai ho baba kii \_____0/

Baba .. apne is bhakt ki samasyaao ka bhi zara hal bataayei ....

Baalak aapke ashirwad se aaj MBA to kar raha hai .. par kuch graho ki sthiti kharaab hone k kaaran wo neeche likhi kuch pareshaniyo se joojh raha hai :shocked:

1. Baalak ka itna man karta hai class jaane ka, par wo kabhi class k time pe uth nahi pata :banghead:

2. Baalak ki nidra dopahar 2 baje se pehle khulti nahi hai

3. Baalak chaahta to padna hai ... par din bhar k kaaryo me padhai k liye samay nahi dhoond paata

Baba.. aaj tak aap billi ko kaabu me karne k mantra bataate ho... ab hum jaiso pe bhi kripa drishti daalo aur humara uddhar karo baba ...

Bolo baba ki jai .... saare bolo ... milke bolo ... baba ki jai

Aapka Bhakt
Varun

1. Baalak ka itna man karta hai class jaane ka, par wo kabhi class k time pe uth nahi pata :banghead:

2. Baalak ki nidra dopahar 2 baje se pehle khulti nahi hai

3. Baalak chaahta to padna hai ... par din bhar k kaaryo me padhai k liye samay nahi dhoond paata

theanswer Says

baba ... ham aap k sense of humor se bahot prabhaavit hain..... aap aisa humor kahan se laaten hain ??

Agar aap teen kanyaon ka commit kar chuke ho ki aap unke boyfriend ho!!

Aur unse twice a week milna hi milna hai

Aur unhein X , Y Z venue pasand hai ..

Toh phir aap kaise ensure karoge ki meetings is tarah set up ho aapki ki piatai na ho..

Is tarah ke sawal karein..

CAT aapke saamne bheegi billi ban jayega aur aap apne GFs ke saamne.!!!

Please practice mocks - thats all...as many differnt data sets as possible and LR situations.

OBOB

Francois Says

Baba ... DI scores improve kaese karu (last AIMCAT - 75%-ile ) ?? Quant aur VA mein 95+ %iles aa rhe hai. aur GK ki tayyari ke liey kuch batao.

soumya32 Says

Baba ki jai ho.......

Baba aap stud ho

Aisa studaapa kiya ki main is post ke baad kahaa se kahaa pahoch gaya!

Baba ab bas ek koi sundar susheel pehelwaanish type ki kudi dekh kar bachi-kuchi nayyaa paar karaa do.

:


CAT , " "


By the bye, Babaji - aapki koi daughter ho to.... ;)

soumya32 Says

baba mera cat 15 ko hai koi tips?

soumya32 Says

Baba ki jai ho.......

tamingcat Says

Baba koi amrit do...jisse CAT nikal jaye.

gupta.alkesh Says

BABA Last TIMe TIPS baaba bhakto ka beda paar karo

soumya32 Says

baba mera cat 15 ko hai koi tips?