FMS to start new UG course- Bachelor in Management Studies..Should have started earlier.. 5-6 years before.. #envious

Moderators please don't snipe it......
bade dino baad kuch achhchha hath laga hai...

Once at lingerie store
Sunny Leone asked: "Where's trial room"
Salesman: "Madam Ab Humse kya chupana , 20 GB ka collection hai."

Girl- can i sit here?

Boy- it all urs...:)

Girll- can i take some water?

Boy- my pleasure !!

Girl- Bhaiya agla station konsa hai??

Boy- Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai ,jaldi seat khali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai !!

Ek aur appeal ho jaye Please vote for me at -

visionIIM-ACL s post in [2013] PG Coolest Avatar Contest - Vote for your favorite avatar!: PaGaLGuY Forums

Dheere dheere Naino ko dheere dheere Jiya ko dheere dheere Bhayo re saibo........

ok my first shout on shoutbox......woof woof !!!

well, how about this ???

Is pagalguy app available for windows phone????

OLX pe puraani yaadein bikti hain kya...?
Asking for myself...!
-@A

koi hai kya?

Sreesanth ne 1.95 lac ki 20 jeans Kharidi and 45K ka cellphone Girlfriend ko Gift kiya Blackberry Z-10

Source- Amar Ujala Inka career to Bright h ab

Hey Puys!

although I was just a spectator in old SB, I liked it coz it was classic..Its like the old Cartoon Network was much much better than the modern chota bheem wala CN

Old Generation: "Neki kar, Dariya mein daal"...

New Generation: "Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal"..

Any personal recommendations for Nokia Lumia 520??? I am planning to buy it going against the other

android smartphones, will it a be a smart choice.Guys i need your suggestions and inputs.....plz revert

Nexus 4 or Galaxy S3??
Puys, suggestions pls..

smart phone budget : 8K

BAKAR EXPRESS on SPL demand !!

@AshuIIMA @DeAdLy @emily6 @junefever @cynicalruchi @Surabhi30 @sabrinakhan @brixcel @fighter21 @pratskool @zeus0390 @stiffler010 @PhoenixScribe @missionCAT13


n welcome to others whom i forgot to tag

Morning puys...!
-@A

Define IPL :A Game Where 8 Teams Fight to Play FINAL Against Chennai Super Kings..!

To all those who loved

Gangs of Social Media I :

here is new 1

Is CSK the MAN-U of IPL....or Mumbai The South Africa of world cup??

"Alcohol consumption is injurious to health"
Now let's talk about alcohol and all about it...like brands , trivia , usage in different states of India and also we can discuss about the "dry state" , it's pros and cons.
just keep in mind it's an informative post...nothing else...
No abuses , No mud-slinging , No nothing.
We don't want to get banned...!
Pour it...!!!
-@A

IIM K has messed up everything. One bad PI and you miss out on 7 colleges.

Need a little suggestion seniors and friends.

My profile-

Xth- 90.66

XII- 86.60

BTech- 65.52 from UPTU

CAT 2012- 93.01

QA- 74.15 (hence missed out on some colleges)

VA- 97.97

Catg- NC-OBC

NMAT- 213

SCMHRD- 97.8

XAT- 90.71

Work ex- 2yrs in July 2013 as a Business Analyst

Calls- SCMHRD, NMIMS, LBS, FORE, GIM, IMI, IIMK, New IIMs, VGSOM IIT Khgp (Didnt fill NITIE, FMS, MDI or IMTG)

Results-

1. SCMHRD- reject

2. NMIMS- converted BM

3. LBS, FORE, IMI, GIM- Converted

4. VGSOM- Waitlist 39 (NC-OBC)

5. IIM K and all new IIMs- Rejected due to bad PI at K

This was my first attempt at CAT and hadnt joined any coaching class. Just studied on my own for 2-3 months.

Should I join VGSOM if I manage to convert this year or should I try again next year. I dont mind giving another shot at CAT. Is it a good option considering the unpredictability of CAT?

Really confused.

After film actress Rekha got nominated as Rajya Sabha member, the house was able to make a Nirma team in there...and the team goes like this..
Hema, Rekha, Jaya Aur Sushma, Sab ki pasand Nirma........!


P.S- hema(hema malini), jaya(jaya bacchan), sushma(sushma swaraj)

Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow..!
#BhaariGyaan
-@A

What you call when you are rejected by all 6 IIMs?

- It's 'over'

read it on fb .bt seriously !! kya PJ hai

Best catch of IPL 2013 goes to______ ?????????????
Pollard ?? no !!

That Annoying moment when a very long post is written in Hinglish. :@ :@:@ #Honestly.

@junefever @zeus0390 @fighter21 @Dexian @deepu @sonnes @DeAdLy @SwatyCat @ScareCrow28 @Surabhi30 @Preeti_L @pratskool @sam1nitb @Saurav

puys... seems lyk m heading to a big ditch n badly need ur help... not sure if this is right thread....
had taken a yr off to prepare for cat... got 98.8 %ile.. all was going well, applied for few clgs and now after all the results, now only result left is of the new iims... but chances looks really slim... does any1 know of decent clgs where i can apply (hope its not too late)... cant waste another yr... any help would be deeply appreciated...
edit :are there any specific threads for asking these type of queries?

The Truth of MBA!! while in Prep...Post prep...

MARRIED OR NOT, YOU SHOULD READ THIS...

"When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I'm a loving husband….The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. If you are not in a relationship now, remember this for the second (or third) time around. It's never too late.If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ♥

If i plan a dance medley !
Big Bang theory using bollywood music . What songs can i use?
suggestions plz (thora urgent hai)