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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 05-06-2007, 07:39 PM

I just constructed it sitting in my cubical starring at the roof.

What if tube lights stops blinking suddenly.....
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Maintainence guy will come and replace it with new one
   
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 06-06-2007, 09:45 PM

What will a person sing if he/she is going to be hanged tomorrow?


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Kal bali.... Hai..... kal bali
Kal bali.... Hai.... kal bali
Hai.......... kal bali
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 06-06-2007, 11:58 PM

Tennis fever:


Q.) What block of text do the editors of all the news papers in india keep ready for
printing when any of the tennis grandslam starts...?
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Ans.) Sania loses in 2nd round




Q.) A tennis player recently lost his vehicle.. his name suggests it.. who am i taking
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Cool Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 12:11 AM

Who won the Skeleton Beauty Contest??

Any guesses?????


Ans) NO-BODY!!!


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Wink Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 12:14 AM

Sorry,but here's one more!!!

Q)What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus????
A)I want to hold your hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand!

ha ha ha!! Waiting for groans!!!


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Talking Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 11:30 AM

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 11:41 AM

Got this while on SB....

Q. What will you call if Munira Lokhandwala comes to shoutbox for a gyan session?











































Ans : Shoutbox at Lokhandwala

Cheers!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 02:43 PM

Q. What is the synonym for *varshita* who is posting PJs here?




















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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 04:54 PM

Humri Taraf Se bhi ....

Q. What will Dire Straits be called when they finally give up playing and take up gardening and farming in their old age....?

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Talking Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-06-2007, 05:16 PM

ME ME ME!!!
Q)What did varsmissedb say when others were busy posting PJs??

A)Mera number kab aayega???

Groan groan groan!!
ha ha ha!!


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