9 Things I Hate About Everyone

[nsahay]

>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv
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>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
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>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 100 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
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>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
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>8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
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>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

[hanu]

too good -- now dont make anyting for this

[shubham]

can add the 10th one...

when guys substitute ***** in F words, inspite of the fact that it still sound despicable

[ashwin]

man i don't think i've ever so f---- much in a looong time!! and shubham liked the no.10 too man!!!

[xman]

hee haw...that was a BAG of laughs....great...