[uRmad]

this one's from another forum....real funny....

folks.... www.ready.gov ..is a US govt site to educate its citizens on the do's and don'ts to be practiced if one is to protect himself in the event of a terrorist attack..... The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous that making your captions can be fun!




If you have set yourself on fire, do not run



If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud



There is a reason you failed chemistry



In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks

cheers

[shub001]

Here are my captions to the pic-instructions

1. In case of fire, don't try going upstairs, especially when there are no stairs to take you there.



2. When shouting for help, shout in all the directions, there might be someone just behind you.



3. If more than 1 chemical jars're available keep your fish in the largest one.


4. Not every loud noise is a bomb, So dont just stand behind the closed door. Open it. It just might be a big fan.

[MavericK]

My Versions

jogging is bad for health..so dont run into a fire..


when u want to shout.. pls keep ur mouth shut..


if u see 3 jars filled with colors..play Holi with them..


if u know that radiation's knocking the door,please dont complain abt Noise Pollution

[shub001]

And here are the Rest... Enjoy and happy terrorism time



If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder


One day, the world will be a better place


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


On second thought, go grab a pint at the pub.


Watch TV, surf the net and listen to music 'round the clock.


Your telephone may be a practicing physician.


With these simple ingredients, you too can be a terrorist!


Stand in radiation for exactly 5 minutes and 12 seconds a day for a healthy, glowing complexion.


Radiation lives in fallout shelters.


In case of flames bursting out around door, do NOT leave it shut. Always open flaming doors.


Don't get trapped under stuff.


If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.


The '#' keys on your telephone and keyboard are highly radioactive.


In the event of emergency, find a 3-story, 10-foot-high building. The midgets inside will be sure to help you. Remember, just follow the enormous red arrow protruding from your crotch.


In the event that a terrorist strikes your closet, go immediately to your other closet.


take the stairs once in a while, fat ass!


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


Pose for a picture with your faceless family!


- In event of emergency, exit in every direction at once to confuse the enemy.


If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.


If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.


Should your pupils disappear, becoming a bank robber is your only alternative

[uRmad]

lol........real funny man.....this is the best i should say..

On second thought, go grab a pint at the pub

cheers

[kunduanirban]

The US has also decided to allow the Airline pilots to carry a weapon on board as a last ditch effort to take control of a plane in the event of a terrorist strike. Personally, I would love to have this person fly the plane that I would be travelling on.

[Anonymous]

i really wonder how safe you'll feel