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Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, MI Age: 29 | Some dating tips!!Enjoy.... -
25-09-2002, 01:42 PM
How To Date An ARIES FEMALE March 21-April 20
If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the shooting range.
Bring
an extra gun for her to shoot with you. (She is capable of shooting at
you,
if you rile her anger.) Wear tight jeans, a red shirt and look manly.
Pick
her up on your Harley Davidson , but remind her you have a private race
car
collection. Be Macho! Do not talk about old girlfriends! Aries females
must
be the only one. Cooking isn't her goal in life, but adventure will get
her
attention! Don't b! e a pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for
another
challenge. Tell her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting
woman
you were ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values
honesty,
don't fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female really likes
you,
she'll chase you until she can propose to you. Aries females mean
business
and are not recommended for timid men!
How To Date An ARIES MALE March 21-April 20
If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide where to go and
what to
do. Let him know that you have never dated a man with such confidence
and
brains. You can be the dumb blonde with this guy, he'll save you. If you
are
out with him and you flirt with someone else, be prepared to call a cab
to
get home. Aries males do like skin and cl! eavage, Therefore, you could
win
him back. It will not work a second time. He can argue with you, and
when
you think you have won, he will still do it his way. He wants to chase
you,
so let him do the calling and guesswork. Don't tell him you love him,
until
he proposes. To catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his head
and
follow his lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male, marriage is
also. Rest up!
How to Date A TAURUS FEMALE April 21-May 21
If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive steak house,
rub
on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive in your
four-door
sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your
conversation
during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender hugs and quiet candle- light
dinners at home, prepared by ! gt; you. She'll return the love by
cooking
for you at her home. When mentioning the house you would like to build,
make
sure you tell her about the large wooded lot with room for kids and
dogs. If
you are serious about her, let her know that itwouldn't be complete
without
a woman's touch. She will interpret your comment and hint about a cute
little 20 carat diamond she spotted at the or jealous. Don't tell her
you
spent your rent money to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded,
and
will stick by you!
How to Date A TAURUS MALE April 21-May 21
If you are dating a taurean male, consider yourself lucky to even get
the
first date. If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch lots
of
movies at his home. His dog will eventually accept the two of you being
together. A real treat will be when he takes you out to dinner to a four
star restaurant. Taurus males will think you look great in forest green,
however, they like nudity above all. Taurus males have the cuddly teddy
bear
approach to love. He will certainly have his arm around you, during the
movies. If you want to win his heart, get him a cold beer without him
asking
you. He will of course, apologize for his messy home. He would know he
had
your love, if you surprised him by cleaning it up, and making the chili
when
he entertains his friends for Monday night football. He likes to take
his
own sweet time, so don't push him. He is the best all the sun signs. He
is
the most romantic and sexy of all the sun signs.and Visualize Mr.
Taurus,
watching television from his recliner, dog at his feet, a child under
each
arm, complete with TV guide and beer can pyramid.
How To Date A GEMINI FEMALE May 22-June 21
If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike built
for
two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar, and shoot a game
of
pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there and they are fun! If
that
doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee house, or hanging out at
the
bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be prepared to talk a lot. Talk about
the
fascinating people you know, the intellectual types preferably. Tell her
about the book you are going to write. Have some original thoughts and
be
inventive. Creativity ranks high on your Gemini females list. You'll
never
know what she is thinking. She! is full of surprises. You can take her
to
the neighborhood dive bar, or to the governor's Ball. She won't
embarrass
you. You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating her
journal,
where all her secrets are kept. Gemini females are not tidy, so it
should be
lying around in plain sight. There's lots of time before an engagement
ring
is necessary. Gemini females have to fall in love with your brain first!
How To Date A GEMINI MALE May 22-June 21
If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him to stand you up on
your
first date, but if you are lucky, he will call, say he is running late,
and
that the plans for the date have changed. Bring an overnight bag, he can
get
carried away and forget that you need to go home. He will have the
cutest
twinkling eyes, and you will ! gt; forgive him. He will slightly ignore
you
in public, as he always knows everyone, wherever he takes you, and
speaks to
each one. Somehow, you can't picture him in a tuxedo, going down the
aisle.
Gemini males won't call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and can
play, play, and play! These men thrive in occupations where they can
meet
the public, and talk. Gemini males are great as disc jockeys. If you
want to
catch this guy, don't lean on him, don't get pregnant, or talk marriage.
Be
a challenge, do your own thing and let your Gemini male chase you. It's
ok
to date others.
How To Date A CANCER FEMALE June 22-July 22
If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and afterwards
take
her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother and check on the kids.
She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress casual, and drive a
suburban,
or mini-van. It's ok, if you got the kids from your last divorce, that
won't
stop her from dating you. Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment
her
cooking.(That way you get to come back for more.) Bring the family with
you,
Cancer females can take it. Cancer females are very sensitive about
everything near and dear to them. Never say bad things about her family
members-ever! They do possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade
quilts and home crafts. Cancer women are great homemakers. Let her know
you
like women with a little meat on their bones. (They taste everything
they
cook...yummy!) If you are not marriage minded, don't play games with
Cancer
women.
How To Date A CANCER MALE June 22-July 22
If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to swap meets, and
garage
sales. Of course, he will take you out to eat, at least on your first
date.
He is pretty thrifty, so be sure you have a little stash of tip money in
your purse. Of course, if you want to pay for your own, that would be
fine.
Just be yourself around him. Looks aren't that important to Cancer
males,
but do know some fabulous recipes! Talk about your love of children.
Display
an interest in his hobbies. Don't go into his garage, it will take the
rest
of the century to go through all of his bargains and collectables. Your
Cancer man will be dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife. He is
extremely stable, and loves to eat. If you think you need to diet, he
won't.
He loves chesty women! You will receive flowers from him, out of his
garden,
naturally. He will remember all the holidays and treat you well. Tell
him
all your funny stories, he likes to laugh. It's ok, to say you are pro
marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there for you. He knows how to
treat
women; after all, his best friend is his mother. When you marry a Cancer
man, you get them both!
How to Date a LEO FEMALE July 23-August 22
If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert, a
Broadway show, and a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants to
be
seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love that. If you don't
act a
little jealous, she will try harder to make you so. She thinks jealousy
is a
compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and wear something
that shows off those muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite
her. Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much
you
love redheads, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she
isn't
a redhead, then switch to blondes, or dark hair, but don't forget this.)
Compliment her constantly, and drive something sporty to show her off. A
convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she
disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be
willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her.
She
can start fights over nothing. Be prepared. You had better love her cats
too! She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be suave,
polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry you,
but
be prepared to take care of her sexually, financially, and emotionally.
Leo
females are a handful, and remember, she can always get another man, so
treat her right.
How to Date a LEO MALE July 23-August 22
If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the best places for
dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, even if he does not
have it
to spend. You can expect him to put the studley moves on you ASAP, not
to
worry. Usually it is a game, to see if you are really interested. He
will
impress you with his peacock strut, and the way he puffs out his chest.
If
he can convince you that he is a great guy, then he will be, otherwise,
you
will be
pounced on by his cat like nature. His favorite past-time is being
waited
on, breakfast in bed, candlelight, movies,concerts, roses and your basic
everyday adoration. He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he!
likes
to be the boss the most. This includes home. Leo men can have temper
tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok, if you want to toss a
few
things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up to him. Be able to
turn his roar into a purr. Always look good around him. Don't admit you
color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on, and dress sexy and
feminine.
He won't marry you otherwise. Leo males love the chase, so let him! (Leo
males will already have told you about all of his other women.)
How To Date A VIRGO FEMALE August 23-September 23
If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in your
Mercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow the car if you have to.
Do
not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby car carrier. She
isn't
interested in ready made families. Wear the latest in fashion, and above
all, have a manicure. Virgo females notice everything! Have a degree, be
a
professional, know everyone who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away
from
the bar where you were 86'd! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgo
females
are shy and sometimes aloof. That does not mean they don't like you. It
takes several dates for them to decide if they want you. They are neat
freaks, and don't want to pick up after you. Be toilet trained! If you
tell
her you are going to do something at 6 pm, then do it. Virgo females can
drop you for little things like that. Don't quit trying, if you care
about
her. They only love a handful of men, and you won't have any
competition.
Just be real! Quality is important to female Virgos. Virgo females are
usually career minded, but they will marry.
How To Date A VIRGO MALE August 23-September 23
If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to make mistakes.
He
will take you out to nice clean respectable establishments, and go to
the
movies with you. He does not go out dancing or rabble rousing with the
guys.
He is a solitary person, whose social group is small. Virgo males are
inclined to computers, and the geeky stuff. However, he could balance
your
checkbook for you. Do not dress like a slut Be chic! Have no children
from
previous marriages. Don't be too talkative. He shies away from party
animals. He wants to date someone with a purpose in life. Be
interesting,
and invite him to your workplace. He can visualize his name hyphenated
after
yours on the nameplate on your desk. Virgo men can be worka! holics,
that
way they can avoid nooners. Virgo males are not usually sexually
promiscuous. Sex won't happen until you push for it, but be sure to have
your STD test results handy. He will marry you in time, lots of time, be
patient. Your Virgo male won't divorce you, once in love, it's for
keeps!
How to Date A LIBRA FEMALE September 24-October 23
If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the
theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace sociable. She likes
elegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best. Bring her flowers,
cards
and special little feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too. Although
Libra
women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are big flirts.
However, underneath it all, they really want to be married to one
darling
man, who will romance g! t; them eternally. Flirt back with her, she
loves
little games. You can fall in love anytime you want to with her. Your
car
isn't as important, as how you treat her. Gently please, no conflict!
Your
Libra female probably won't have children, but she will have her fluffy
lap
dog, everywhere you go. She isn't the type to cheat on you, unless you
forget about romance. Your occupation isn't that important. Be sure to
earn
enough money to support her frequent shopping trips to the mall. She
loves
to decorate, so step back at home. You can do the outside domestic
duties.
You get to wash the car and mow the lawn. When you propose to her,
present
her with your poetic love vows, and promise to hire a maid for her.
Libra
females love to be married!
How To Date A LIBRA MALE September 24-October 23
If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be in a romantic
restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list. During dinner just
smile
and be sweet. Libra men don't like vulgarity in any form. Dress
tastefully,
and do use your flower scented perfume. He loves women who dress up,
wear
jewelry, use makeup, and are happy being feminine. He is fascinated with
fantasy, including sexual fantasy. Don't discuss your recent love life,
or
ex-husbands. He could care less about your children, or desire to have
them.
Don't be argumentative. Libra males hate conflict. You can discuss your
latest painting, the last book you read, or what your plans are for
interior
decorating. Libra males love cozy fires, and sensuous females near it.
Fore
play is a big high for Libra males. He is not a wimp, by any means,
although, he loves to please! Yes, he would be your sex slave, provided
you
tease him a lot. At work, he is a fair boss, but at home he loves to be
used! Libra males will stay in a bad marriage. Flirting gets them into
trouble. Marriage is part of his ultimate plan, just make certain he is
single, when you decide to date your Libra male.
How To Date A SCORPIO FEMALE October 24-November 22
If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up wearing black
clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the dark tinted
windows. She likes the dark places, so take her to the bars,a casino
would
be fab! Don't tell her about the drugs you are on, she won't tell you
about
hers either. There needs to be caution exercised here, because Scorpios
are
one of two extremes. One the saint, the other the sinner. The first type
of
Scorpio is very religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If
you
are on a blind date, you will know which version you are dating. Neither
type is hung up on what you wear, but more how you wear it. She won't
offer
you much information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio
females
will pry your whole life story out of you. To keep her interested, be
hard
to get. You won't know if you are pleasing her, or where you stand. A
fatal
mistake is to anger a Scorpio female. Scorpio women will get you! She
has a
passionate nature and can have more than one love interest. They are not
usually domestic, nor want to be involved with parenthood. She will put
all
of herintense energy into ! either partying or getting to the top.
Female
Scorpios are all or nothing, even when
it comes to marriage.
How To Date A SCORPIO MALE October 24-November 22
If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love secrets! He loves
for
you to be sexy, and downright sleazy works for him too. He can make love
to
you, and not be in love with you. His passion can fool women, don't
mistake
it for love. Oftentimes, they are most in love when they can't possess
or
own you. Jealousy is a big issue with him. He stays jealous. He does not
care what you do for an occupation, nor your financial status. Scorpio
males
want to control you to conform to their ideas of living. So, if you
aren't
strong in your own identity, then you will lose him. Scorpio males like
the
challenge of ownership. They love g! t; you most when they can't have
complete control over you. Only the fearless need apply here. One type
of
Scorpio will marry you and stay put and dominate the household.
Whereas,
the other type will just disappear on you without warning or reason. Be
true
to yourself with Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on top!
How To Date A SAGITTARIUS FEMALE November 23-December21
If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able to go
anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A perfect date would be an
overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the slopes for
breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup truck, she won't mind
your
dog either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her about an Indian Shaman
you
know, who invited you to a tribal ceremony. She'll want to go with you.
Don't do the same things twice in a row. She won't care who you are
dating,
because she has plenty of men friends. Sagittarius women an be ready for
a
date on a moments notice. She'll be great at men's activities, like
softball, and eating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will have been
everywhere, but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can
in
her heart with variety in your lovemaking. She isn't the type to spend
time
in the kitchen or babysitting. Show her you want to be a companion in
all of
her zany schemes. When she falls for you, she will ask you to do things
with
her. Marriage is not on her mind, but she would marry you, if she felt
you
were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their freedom!
How To Date A SAGITTARIUS MALE November 23-December ! 21
If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything and everything.
He is
not very reliable about schedules, dates, or you. Not in the beginning
anyway. He ikes alkative women and female jocks. He wants a buddy to
join
him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius males are employed in
sales/traveling
jobs. They can have a gal in every port. Let him tell you he is serious
about you first. Sagittarius males only get married when they have to,
and
then they can't seem to stay married. They love he thrill and adventure
of
chasing a woman, similar o their love of hunting, fishing, and sports.
You
rank in there somewhere. You can get used to being a hunting idow,
sports
widow, etc., with a Sagittarius male! You should love the same things he
does. Sagittarius men can be very funny and interesting. He will go to
restaurants, but throw out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like
their
comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom ith their
women.
Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of hem. When your
Sagittarian's heart goes out to you, he won't know what to do about it,
because he didn't expect to fall in love. If you live with him, he won't
find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius men dread the thought of a
tuxedo, and the stares from wedding guests. You will have to drag your
Sagittarius male to the altar!
How To Date A CAPRICORN FEMALE December 22-January 20
If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the best
restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers. Dress in your
designer clothes, and be impeccable. In stripes and subtle scents arouse
her. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about
it.
It's ok, to tell her you made two million last year. Don't be cheap.
Tell
her you have been saving yourself for the right woman, and that you have
been working your buns off, to build your empire. Tell her you need
someone
to share this big business burden with, and that your thoughts are about
expanding your business. Hint that a woman would be perfect as a manager
in
your new expansion. She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you
sound
business suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete with
you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her. She loves
expensive presents with thought behind them. er little black book is
filled
with business appointments, ot telephone numbers. Ca! pricorn women are
almost always successful in whatever they undertake. They don't take
enough
time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your next corporate
meeting.
Business thrills them. She may seem cold emotionally, but don't be
fooled.
She has those sexual infernos, looking for a release! She does not trust
men
entirely, so don't give her the bums rush, or you will bepart of the
homeless. She would be a great wife to a success oriented man. She can
entertain your clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can be boss in
marriage too. Be prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking
marriage!
How To Date A CAPRICORN MALE December 22-January 20
If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most of the talking.
He
will take you to places with class and ambience. He will pick you! up in
his
black, luxury car. You will be treated like a lady. Therefore, youshould
let
him pen the doors, etc. Dress in style, but be sure you show some
cleavage.
Still waters run deep with Capricorn males. Your first dates will seem
like
business meetings, but eventually you will get to know him. He is
insecure
about his emotions and likes to keep them under control. Of course, he
won't
make this obvious. Compliment him on his achievements and he will open
up to
you. He would be strict as a parent, and holds very traditional beliefs
about relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He appreciates a
hard
working woman, whom he can consider an equal. He does not know how to
play,
so you will have to lighten him up with your humorous antics and fun
loving
side. Once your Capricorn man commits, he will not leave you. Divorce is
a
nasty word in his vocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands and
bread
winners. They are extravagant with gifts to those whom they love.
Marriage
will have to be his idea, not yours!
How To Date An AQUARIUS FEMALE January 21-February 19
If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored classic.
Wear
a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together, but somehow do. Take
her
to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel free to discuss
anything and everything. She is an intelligent listener, and will have
some
bizarre insight of her own. You'll never truly understand her, so bring
a
tape recorder for instant replay to sort it out later. Aquarius women
are
unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She
won't
be ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know
you.
Be fascinating; tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the
bulls.
Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation. Tell
her
about your thesis which was published in the International Who Dunnit
Magazine. Don't tell her you are in love with her too soon. You will
know
when she has taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius
female
will invite you to her abode. Then you will see the real Aquarius
female.
There will be many unusual pictures, and books. There is a story
connected
to all of her belongings. When your Aquarius female commits to you, she
will
not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying
she
likes you. You must have like minds, or there will be no future Mrs. Any
body!
How To Date An AQUARIUS MALE January 21-February 19
If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to even get
the
first date. Aquarius males don't date much. They would rather be an
observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer to go to your house
and
have long talks into the night, and possibly just stay over. He may tell
you
that he just video taped an erotica video featuring wild animals at the
zoo
with some vacationing starlets. He may stay at your house, never cook or
clean, but just be there, when you come home from work. Then one day,
without warning, he will be gone. If he is employed, he can be quite
selfish
with his money. He likes his freedom, in every way. Eventually he will
call
you, ..........expect the unexpected
with Aquarius. When Aquarius g! t; males fall in love, it is usually
with
someone who is intellectual, self-sufficient, and childless. Have a deep
purpose or goal in life and he will be attracted to your dreams.
Aquarius
males will marry, but they usually marry the wrong person the first
time,
and shy away from second marriages. They love their mental freedom.
Nagging
won't change them. He won't care what race you are, how much you weigh,
etc.
Mind altering drugs can ruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely.
If he
is more holistic, then he is searching for a soul mate. Love yourself
and
your Aquarius male will too!
How To Date A PISCES FEMALE February 20-March 20
If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic fair, art
gallery,
or out for cocktails. Don't take her to the animal shelter, or you will
have
a new pet. You can wear anything you like, and you get to make all the
decisions. She prefers men with a passion about something, just believe
in
it. Music is one of her favorites and dancing is definitely a must. If
you
can't dance, take lessons. Pisces females don't care if you are good
looking, just have a heart. A sense of humor is an asset, she has one
too.
She has no confidence in herself, so support her in her dreams. She
falls in
love easily. Don't promise her a rose garden, if you don't mean it. When
you
go to the movies, take tissues. It does not matter what the movie is
about,
she will inevitable cry, when something touches her. Pisces females love
everyone, even if they treated her badly. She hates to see pain, but can
drown in her own. Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be
romantic.
! Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her own life.
Yes,
your Pisces woman will marry you. Pisces females have a hard time saying
No!
How To Date A PISCES MALE February 20-March
If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to you to decide where
to
go, what to do, whose car to take. Helikes music, alcohol, and
strong-willed
women. He will do whatever you want. He has an extremely creative side,
which takes precedence over his mundane duties of the everyday work
world.
He could be happy being supported by you, because he would surrender all
of
himself to you and your causes. Pisces males are romantic, and hate to
make
decisions. He does not want to displease you in any way. He donates to
every
solicitor knocking at the door. Pisces males are not normally goo! d
money
managers, therefore, you get to. He won't mind. He would give you every
paycheck. He loves you when you are dreamy and romantic, with the
candles
lit and soft music. He will cook for you. He dresses nicely and won't
embarrass you in public. If you want to marry this man, just take him
home.
He's yours. Pisces males can't bear divorce. Marriage minded they are,
Pisces males function best with a partner! |
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