[drkunjan]

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2023:

1. President Sonia gandhi and prime minister priyanka gandhi receive italy prime minister rahul gandhi.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - sachin tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
5. Mein tau aabhi jawan hu - dev anand.
6. Petrol Rs.999/lt.
7. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.
9 N. Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day

[scorpion86]

I bet no one can beat this... One of the most hilarious mails...


I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame

But still no one is aware of it

Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
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I peep into the kitchen

Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage

Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her .
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse

I: (I forgot her age is 28 ) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it
in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that

again, I willcut your tongue...!

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

Wife is giving a smile
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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk .
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

Stove is also on the rack

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

But none of the horses are aware of what I did


Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking


And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I
never
take a potato I think...

[estranged_gnrs]

Woah! This is absolutely funny that a thread like this was not yet closed!

Sorry people, can't encourage copy paste work. There are enough number of threads for Puys to show their creativity and sense of seriousness

Cheers,
Rohit