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Best one liners! - 14-07-2004, 06:01 PM

Quotations are amazing. They tell so much in so few words.
Few of them are really inspirational.

So PG junta, come out with your favourite. Some of mine are...

The world stands apart for a man who knows where he is going.
Explanation - your friends don't need it, your enemies wouldn't believe it.
People who lack wickedness need not be virtuous. In most cases, lack of wickedness is the result of being sloth.
A wise man struggling with adversity is watched even by gods in high regards.
Where wealth accumulates, men decay.
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14-07-2004, 06:13 PM

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows."; "But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

* American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female

* When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

* On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after that the letters reversed ( dog )

* The 3 fastest means of communication:
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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14-07-2004, 06:23 PM

Oops it got posted twice. anyone knows how to delete one of the posts????
PG Are you listening... Help needed...
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14-07-2004, 07:22 PM

rohit singhji do not worry....one of the mods wil delete ur double post!!its a small issue do not trubble PG..as it is he's got so much to do!!!


KEEP SMILIN!!!its the 2nd best thing u can do with ur LIPS
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Re: Best one liners! - 14-07-2004, 08:40 PM

hiya ppl.....

i have a few'a my favs.......n they're a lot like pratsha(me).....


*i'm carefree.....dont care as long as 'ts free... :wink:
*growin old is mandatory.. .growin up is optional...
*If we all are here to help others , :idea: then what exactly are others here for?...


really ppl....im not the lazy bone u'll think i am
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pratsha aka dmitri :P :x


If you can hear yourself singing....the music ain't loud enough!
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15-07-2004, 09:48 AM

"u got me at hello"


Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Re: Best one liners! - 15-07-2004, 10:00 AM

A Serious one:

When truth is so readily available...why take trouble hunting for lies!!!


A Light two:

Zindagi min tum bahut aage jaooge...Kyonki jahan bhi Tum jaoge,
Sab Log kahenge...Chal be Chal Aage Chal !!!


Every morning I pray to God
"Everyone Should get a Friend like You..Why should only I suffer??"


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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
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Re: Best one liners! - 15-07-2004, 01:20 PM

Read this here in PG only and loved it :-)

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal
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Re: Best one liners! - 15-07-2004, 02:52 PM

Hey
this is my fav one
Kis Kis ki baat kijiye, Kis-kis ko roiye,
Araam bahut badi Cheez hai, Muh Dhak ke soiye.
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15-07-2004, 04:19 PM

IF I HAD A FLOWER FOR EVERYTIME I THINK OF YOU..... I COULD WALK FOREVER IN MY GARDEN.


The cigarette does the smoking...you are just the sucker.
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