16-07-2004, 04:01 PM
Save the whales? Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought? It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving; I'm reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
----John Andrew Holmes
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
Quantum Mechanics

The dreams stuff is made of.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You have the right to remain silent - please consider it.
"Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations
and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock."
----Ronald Regan