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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del
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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 02:40 PM

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(A Student desperate to find out whether he is selected to the IIMs lands at one of the Institutes of Excellence. He wanders around the campus and luckily finds all directors of the 6 instis sitting and discussing something seriously.. Student
(Guffaws all around.. IIM C starts explaining to student)

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u did it once again...superbly ritten....remeber u scrapped me some days bak..abt ur 1st post tat those wer good ol daz...but u r back man..u shud keep riting..or may b u r like Aamir khan 1 superhit every year...


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 02:56 PM

IIM A (V V seriously): See. This is done by the CAT committee.

Student : When was that set-up ?

IIM A: 2 minutes back. When you started asking me uninteresting questions.

(Silence for 2 minutes. Then a Huge uproar follows.. Student is in tears..)

..Just loved this part . Great writing buddy. Keep them coming, we just love em

Cheers..


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 02:59 PM

Such brazen mazaak udaing of the IIM(S)? I stand outrageously maddened incoherently angered and by God (Allah/Ram/Jesus) am I ROTFL

Why not turn this into an unabashed lashing of the system failure by the institutes that teach the country's elite minds how to run the system? After all, PG needs a few Salman Rushdies to pen a few Satanic Verses ( much like the one in the begenning of this thread) For long the 'GODS' have had their way, lets atleast give ourselves the consession of a mere say.

Let me then be bold enough and dirty my finger nails in the issue that lies at the heart of the entire debate... the quota chakkar....Oh, let me use the tradition in vogue and narrate it as a story. We are, after all a land of great epics and sons of imaginative storytellers.

Bilkulnadaan ki kahani

Little Bilkulnadaan was born in a small town. Nothing wrong with his intelligence ofcourse, for he knew how to count when given tables of numbers and he knew how to interpret wierd diagrams and he had a good enough vocabulary to know the difference between misstress and distress (although one does lead to another ). So then little Bilkulnadaan nutured big dreams and in those big dreams he tried hard enough to fit in the entire campus of IIM-K which was a stone's throw from his father's shop( tough task this...100 acres in all i am told ). He toiled day in and day out, and just so he did not miss out, he even toiled night in and night out. He moved from town to city in search of work and stayed in a 2 bed room house with 5 other IT coolies. Mock after mock his scores soared and so did his dreams. Now slowly, other IIM campuses began to find place in his dreams. Finally on D day with all the 7 IIMs ( yes ! S too would do, little BK was no greedy you see) sitting neatly side by side in his dreams, he cliced open the seal of the CAT paper. Coaching institute keys threw A out of his dream (94 in VA was pretty poor you know), B decided his 3rd std marks werent good enough I decided to copy B. Bechara got calls from L, K, and C. Back to basics it was. Little BK learnt how to speak starting from scratch, lest he mis pronounce a word in front of the IIM grammarians. The GD/PIs came and in C he was asked to solve a prbability sum which he botched up. A loud mouthed stalwart stole the show in the GD in L. But K went like a smooth ride. Fatak GD and maske jaisa PI. There was some justice after all. K could be a convert. But only just.

India though is a land of equal opportunity. Both the deserving and the un-desrving get their shares. S came out with a list. Little BK wasnt in it. He had just 79.50 in BE (a pathetic score to say the least, doesnt matter that he stood first in his university, he sould have had some shame I say!, 79.5?? what did he think IIMs were?). God's own campus stood alone in his dreams, shimmering in a distance, looking more like a mirage than a paradise. Supreme Court of India decided that was that. Little BK had had enough. The quota would be launched after all. Some Little Mastkhalandar who had filled up cat form just like that, who had ticked the OBC column in 1 sec, who had managed a far lower percentile than Little BK, who had sat along with little BK in the GD and stuttered away to glory would now get Little BK's seat at K. Doesnt matter that while MK had timepassed with his firends, BK had burned the mid night's oil. Doesnt mattter that BK was far better than MK. The fact of the matter was, Little Bilkulnadaan had dreamt for a little too much.

Sad tale uh?
Happens far too often....


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:01 PM

Till now I can see only 3 loyalists to the IIM's

What about others??? :lookroun:

Anyways once again an awesome post by you Pradeep

I think that we should send the copies of both the satires (inclusive of the smileys) to the directors of all 7 IIM's

Cheers!!!
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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:14 PM

Excellent MAN!!!! TOO GOOD!!!!


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:21 PM

Great work man..keep it up..looking forward to more from you


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:32 PM

All Good things arrive unto them that wait........


Of course if they don't die in the meantime.

Fantasticaly fantabulously well written piece Pradeep!


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:34 PM

Machan...Rocking....
But your first post was better like Costi said
All the best for the results dude, hold on there

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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 03:43 PM

Gr8 post pradeep...

Even I had tried one.. Look http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/cat-an...ml#post1094795 (PG Underdogs Team (UDT) '07)

This is the only thing we do waiting for results


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Re: Satire Part 2: Chat between 7 IIMs and a student on the final results getting del - 22-04-2008, 04:18 PM

Awesome read..

It takes a lot to write over the same thing all over again, and yet sustain interest.. hats off, dude..
Wonder why it takes a-quota-a-year to get a gem out of u
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