Read and Enjoy

**MavericK** · **Read and Enjoy -** 23-12-2002, 06:30 PM

Enjoy the Following

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... what more can I say

If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours without doing anything

God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So ....why to learn.