V-DAy...angrezo ki parampara.. my dear pagalguys.. n my sweet si pagalgals

..we are Indian ..synonym of love ..for us One day is not enough we celebrate love 365 days
They need to celebrate who have lack of it.. the luv i hav got from my fellow puys is so much that i celebrate it all day in SB
V-day n its implications
* PPL get one more reason to get cozy n mushy
* PDA

public display of affection becomes justified

good for us free MMS scene without police raids
* Guys

beggars.. this is the DIWALI(A) day for them
* girls as usual want more of these days with more of Guys
* Florals, hotels n bla blah.. sale increases so well India with having such a huge romanctic population courtesy go crzy SRK fans. overall adds to INDIA already declining GDP.. m sure sensex gonna jump back this day
* Monkeys go

this day.. all parks r full .. so in short there V day get spoiled.. as all female monkeys busy raiding the couples items(if there are any)
* Extra RAF

rapid action force courtesy shiv sena.. ye sena ..wo sena.. n municiaplity guys ..so another havoc..pyaar karne gaye dhulai ho gayi..( my b surf excel shd sponser V-day Action force

)
*this long drive concept already increases OIL crisis
THOSE WHO HAD BREAKUPS
* increase in bars

* sale of tissue papers increases
* no pain killers available. RnD shd b done on this
* PDA

public display of Anger n grief shd b legalized.. this day we can burn cars n raid restra..hotels
* V-Day free escort service shd b made available
JINKI KABHI gf nahi bani
dekho bai ek hi funda hai.. v r too good for them
some observations
* good guy+ bad gal ya bad guy+ good gal
yahi hota aaya hai
* good guy+ good gal= A myth
* a gal is never alone ...
* alone guy= happiness forever( kabhi bhi kisi pe bhi line maaro, sirf apna bill do, etc etc)
* plus breakup hua to yaad rakho..ladki ke paas hamesha ek kandha hota hai rone ke liye..they break up when they have someone's support.. tu beta log akele hi rooge.. Electricity board ka sirf Khamba hi milega
kher sab moh maya hai.. naari narak ka dwaar hai

mera to 16th ko interview ho ga..so i will b making out with my books
kher aise bahot saari baatein hai..

V-day wagerah ka tyaag karo.. aapsa mein sadev pyaar karo
JAI hind!