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10-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Yes, you heard it right.
The scourge of PJists is back. After excruciating CATting for months, it's now time for the junta to ease back with quality poor jokes.
RULES:
POST ONLY ORIGINAL STUFF HERE.
ANY FORWARDS WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY BY THE MODERATORS. And all people who GROAN at any PJ shall THANK the person, not GROAN at the post. Hell, this is a PJ thread 
Now, then. Let the cretivity flow. PJing is a diffiult art, and this thread is where you can perfect your skills.
Discussions on how to be a better PJist, how to get more groan for the joke, and how to take evasive action from incoming bricks.
ninja_talli, nikhilkulk, grondmaster et al... Looking forward to your support
ChUcK
PS: Thanks, MavericK, for giving the go-ahead for this thread 
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10-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Let me start off myself...
Q: Why are classes at five of the IIMs held outdoors?
A: Because only one of them is *Indore*
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Q: What do you call the temperature of 15 August 1947?
A: Degree of freedom 
Two of my oldest ones
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I think a 'groan' on this thread would actually mean thanking them for a poor joke... So why don't I add another rule?
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10-12-2006, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck_gopal  I think a 'groan' on this thread would actually mean thanking them for a poor joke... So why don't I add another rule?
ChUcK | Hey it's getting confusing..u thanked my post..does it mean u did not like it? anyways it wasn't a joke so I think u took it sportingly..
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10-12-2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by nuisance Hey it's getting confusing..u thanked my post..does it mean u did not like it? anyways it wasn't a joke so I think u took it sportingly..
one from my side..though it's not an original one
Why building is called 'building' when it is already built? | dude this is cheating ..dats a vintage smiley quote behind many AIM matchboxes.
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Originally Posted by Eccentric001 dude this is cheating ..dats a vintage smiley quote behind many AIM matchboxes. | Let me come up with an original one till then bear with this..I think I don't deserve any groans as it is not an original contribution ....If the groan counts are gonna increase I will edit my post | | | | | The Following 5 Users Say NO Thank You to nuisance For This Un-useful Post: | | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to nuisance For This Useful Post: | | | | | |
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10-12-2006, 09:32 PM
<snip><snip>
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10-12-2006, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Eccentric001 Ok here's one from my side.
Interviewer---" Sardarji where were u born?"
Sardarji----" Sir, in Czechoslovakia"
Interviewer-----"Can u tell me the spelling of Czechoslovakia"
Sardarji----"Sir I think i was born in Goa" | Sigh... Dude, that's not original 
Another one from my stable
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure... So... Erm... Ah... Never mind
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