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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 12:29 AM
Posting after a long time. Since the pics were not uploading so made a video out of it



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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 10:39 AM
Read this is in a joke book while browsing thru a bookstore:

Two friends(we'll call them Santa and Banta) trekking through a jungle... They've been walking since a long time and haven't peed in a while... So they stop by a dense undergrowth to relieve themselves...
While doing their "thing", an agitated snake jumps out of nowhere and attacks Santa's weeny...Santa screams in agony and before he realizes what has happened, the snake's disappeared...
An agitated Santa tells his dost "Oye kuch kar yaar!!!"
Banta: "Hang on paaji let me call Dr.Magoo and find out what can be done"

Banta calls Dr.Magoo and explains the situation to him.
Dr.Magoo: "Banta, from the description you've provided me of the snake, it seems like Santa's in great danger. You need to suck out the venom immediately or he will die in half an hour!"

Banta disconnects the call...A distressed Santa asks him, "Oye what did the doc say?"
Banta: "You're gonna die in half an hour"

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 04:31 PM
Hey im cnfused, if i like a joke should i thank it or groan at it.
   
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 04:40 PM
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Hey im cnfused, if i like a joke should i thank it or groan at it.
Read the title.... "Just for Groans" so if you like it.... groan, if you don't, then thank...... ulta funda hai isme..... atleast is post k liye groan mat karna bhai
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 04:46 PM
A moron is a doctor. He uses his torch to look into peoples throats and ears and finally concludes "thank god, my torch works!"

That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.



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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 07:26 PM
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Read the title.... "Just for Groans" so if you like it.... groan, if you don't, then thank...... ulta funda hai isme..... atleast is post k liye groan mat karna bhai
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And all people who GROAN at any PJ shall THANK the person, not GROAN at the post. Hell, this is a PJ thread

i guess it's the seedha funda ... check out the post by the thread creator .... (chuck_gopal)


if you LIKE the joke (that is .... you groan at the joke) ..... THANK the POST....

otherwise.... GROAN at the post..
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as for the name of the thread .... that describes what the posts are meant to do .... Make you groan ..... offline
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 29-04-2008, 11:39 PM
Posting two PJs togethere.

Q.) Which user is doing proxy advertising for a mobile network company?






























A.) SR (sumitrocks) for essar









Q.) Which puy's mobile and internet are always out of order?

































A.) no signal
   
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 30-04-2008, 01:06 AM
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 30-04-2008, 04:22 AM
My Grandmom drank Coca Cola... what do I call her??



COLA- BA(in mumbai)



I need my mom to go to the mosque. What do i say?

JA-MA MASJID

That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

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Talking Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 30-04-2008, 09:18 AM
Even after Mumbai indians have lost all their matches, yesterday, SRK knew that Mumbai Indians are goin to win the match....


What did Shaun Pollock say to Shahrukh Khan before the match between Mumbai Indians and Kol. Knightriders?
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Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost....
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