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Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!*
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-12-2006, 10:18 PM

Sorry boss... You'll recieve a lot of thanks for that one. That's the rule on this thread!

Extremely MBA-oriented PJ:

Q: For which institute do you have to write both SNAP and XAT?








A: XIMBiosis


PS: I sent this out as an SMS to a few friends... A few people thought I was serious and said they'd check the 'net and get back to me the next day :P :P

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-12-2006, 11:05 PM

inspired from casino royale.....

which airline does james bond use?










spy's jet...


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-12-2006, 11:11 PM

It's good to know in four years, I've mananged to influence somebody

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-12-2006, 11:14 PM

another one...

bruce lee was a great man... a really great man...
but once his married sister gave birth to a kid, he became an ordinary man....




















coz now he had become mamu lee....


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-12-2006, 11:17 PM

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It's good to know in four years, I've mananged to influence somebody

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dude, you just brought out the hidden talents in me...

i'd say i influenced you more...


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 13-12-2006, 06:33 PM

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Zinal.

One evening she went out to play with her friends in the neighbourhood.

But after some time, the sky was overcast with dark, dreary, loathsome, lonesome, fearsome, comesum (bas yuhi....pune railway station ki yaad aa gayi ), clouds.

Little Zinal's mother started getting worried as she had not returned home yet. What could she do ? Of course, she did what every mother in her position has been doing for centuries now, She yelled out and called her daughter.

BUT, as soon as she did that, she or rather Zinal became a shoo-in for the new PG Poor Joke thread for ORIGINAL PJ's ...

Can you guess why????

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Because she cried out, " O - RI - Zinal , andhera ho gaya hai...ghar aaja."




Translation: " O - RI - Zinal , its getting dark...come home."


Bole To....HARI OM

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 13-12-2006, 11:08 PM

which place is most famous in the world for electrical and electronics engineering studies?






















tripoli (triple E)

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 13-12-2006, 11:52 PM

Q: Where did the Eagles (the band) stay while doing their Engineering?

A: Hostel California :P

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Q: And what did they study?

A: Take it EC

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 14-12-2006, 12:18 AM

once a group of friends were discussing movies . one said" hey have have you seen matrix??"

a math geek in them replied " no but i have seen determinant"
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 14-12-2006, 12:39 AM

A guy went on a date and they decided to have pav-bhaji there. As soon as the guy lifted the pav to put in his girlfriend's mouth, he saw 'jannat' written on the plate. Why?:dontgeti:






Remember - Jinke sar ho ishq ki chhaon 'pav' ke neeche 'jannat' hogi?


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