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more ipl pj - 11-05-2008, 06:42 AM

after 2 concecutive losses their is panic in the delhi ipl team delhi daredevils .their new name can be.socho
socho socho





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Red face Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 11-05-2008, 11:09 AM

Which politician has garnered a lot of wealth from beer bars?
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A B Bar-Dhan


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 11-05-2008, 12:00 PM

Q) What would you call Liverpool striker, Peter Crouch, if he becomes addicted to watching TV?

Ans) Crouch Potato!


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 11-05-2008, 02:40 PM

After the runaway success of the earlier 'Beckham' series of jokes, I'll try to focus on football again:

Q) Who has been the most 'rough' player in football?
Ans) Robbie Fouler (Fowler)

Q) What would you say if one of Germany's lead strikers phoned you?
Ans) I just had a Klose call.

P.S. These jokes are completely original, I just thought of them while watching the highlights of some old matches. I'll be back with more!!


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Cool one more ipl pl - 11-05-2008, 02:47 PM

converstion b/w vijay mallaya and charu sharma before firing charu

mallaya: charu u are fired.
charu: why. what i have done?
mallaya: u told me that u will take my team to a new level from where no one can displace it.
then what charu has said
charu: yaa i am still with what i had said . i have taken your team to bottom of the ipl standings,from where no one can and want to displace it






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Red face Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 11-05-2008, 08:05 PM

If a mustard seed develops eyes it would get transformed into an F1 racer...How???
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Then it would be Rai-ko-Nain -> Raikkonen


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Red face Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 11-05-2008, 10:18 PM

Just thought of another one while watching the ongoing IPL match

A person named after Lord Buddha suddenly goes into a grim & serious mood, refusing to talk to his friends...What do his friends call him now??
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Gautam GAMBHIR


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-05-2008, 12:22 AM

which south indian union cabinet minister has a spl. soth indian dish in his name?











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Q : who's the highest-paid cobbler in history???





















































A : Michael "Shoe-maker" -> Schumacher

   
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Red face Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 12-05-2008, 11:32 AM

Which footballer is arguably the highest-paid in the history of the game??
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Pay-Le!!!!


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