[rani_das]

Agony auntyjee....ye sab pagalLand wasi boogalbays aur aatankwaad(turtles) ke lapete me aachuke hain...inki aankhonke ooper patti laga di hai in badmashon ne. Aap Puhleez iss patti ko khulwaaden aur juntha ko kahen ki humri party CPI ko Vote den. mahipwa unkil ne inkhi aankhon me khujli ka pawdarwa daala ha....... agony aunty humhuko thoda halpwa kardijiye.....

[BUGS BUNNY]

Originally Posted by rani_das

Agony auntyjee....ye sab pagalLand wasi boogalbays aur aatankwaad(turtles) ke lapete me aachuke hain...inki aankhonke ooper patti laga di hai in badmashon ne. Aap Puhleez iss patti ko khulwaaden aur juntha ko kahen ki humri party CPI ko Vote den. mahipwa unkil ne inkhi aankhon me khujli ka pawdarwa daala ha....... agony aunty humhuko thoda halpwa kardijiye.....

ab to humri rani didi bhi bol rahi hain auntiji
pleej dekhiye na
v tex na sahi kam se kam dermicool ka powder to dila dijiye
taki sari pagal junta khujli se mukt ho kar rani didi ki baat maan le

P.S. - On a serious note, I hope tht u take all these jokes in gud spirit. The initiative was admirable and i wud like to applaud u for that

[MavericK]

I have a problem here. I dont understand the purpose of this thread. Helpdesk it is eh ?

[EuPhOrIa]

"Ek anar (aunty) aur hazar bimar"!!

We already do have The Uncle at our service on What's the deal with "moi"? Won't it be great if The Aunty join us there too!!

All the Niece and Nephew of the Pagal Land would be more happy and resourceful. :-)

[Govi]

Originally Posted by raka_21

@apurav u can play MTV back to back

:huh: Isnt it Channel V Back to Back.

PS: Has the Help Desk Aunty disappeared

[raka_21]

Originally Posted by Govi

:huh: Isnt it Channel V Back to Back.

yaad nahi...
ho sakta hai...as i havn't been lucky yet to play it

[smilingtears]

whoa man...
Din imagine such a quick response..hvnt even been 24hrs yet..
I wantd 2 make ths thread on a serious note..bt "except" ppl "really"havin probz,evrybdy is pourin in..not tht i mind..
Funny thg is i mostly hv moderators here..hope,u ppl not planning 2 lock ths thread up..

For all those who r thrashing me..no m not embarrassed..I'm game 4 it all..4 as long as wht u say makes me laff..it's okay..still,thx 4 u 2 come in here..bt i wd appreciate if ur inputs wre more valuable..

For all those who r supporting me..All i can say is..Thx..keep posting..

n lastly,4 all those who r suffering frm ths deadly spamming itch..
I'v a wonderful solution..plz gv it a try..go sho urslf 2 sum reputed local Vets..My dog had it once,n the Vet cured him in no time..I hope u wnt make a bad patient either...

So,time 4 me to start working...
keep posting,keep smiling...

God bless!

PS: Itchers dnt mind..i hope u take it in the lite spirit..

[smilingtears]

Originally Posted by BUGS BUNNY

hey dats nothing guyz
I know a guy who has had an itcn on his back all his life
so i gave him a long thorny stick to scratch himself
but now the prob is he is addicted to that stick and carries it wid him
Plz help agony aunt
How do i cure him of this addiction

Very simple..steal his stick sumtime wen he's sleeping..n gift him a toothpick the next day..

If he gets addicted 2 tht too..take him 2 a rehab centre...trust me..

njoy..

[smilingtears]

Originally Posted by pagalguy

Serious loss of productivity here at Inzane Labs. Most of us are sitting in a circle scratching each others back .. and no work gets done ..

I need help .. I feel very emotionally vulnerable at this point because even though we have a bunch of people - no work happens :( :( :( HELP!

uhum...i dunno,if u r pulling my leg here..bt still i'll care 2 reply..Thz quite a common situation 4 ppl working..n succumbing 2 pressure only deepens it..Sumtimes "j-u-s-t R-e-l-a-x!" mantra works wonders..try it..n As 4 work happening..Jst bcoz u hv a bunch of sum really intelligent n creative ppl working on a problem..duznt mean u'll reach the solution in minutes..All the great ideas n inventions..happened with a sudden lightening of thot..Thgs do happen in leaps n bounds..Keep working..Dnt let it work u out..Hv patience n u'll definitely c the results..

God Bless!

[smilingtears]

Originally Posted by anuragxp

Aunty jee I have a problem too...my back is not itching but I have ppl ready to scratch it, how do I get my back to itch? Any Ayurvedic treatment?

@Raka, Oxy: Let Aunt answer the queries...she knows better

Dear Anurag,
If ppl want 2 scratch sthg..y u givin ur back 2 them..wen u hv many potential itch kings ready 2 help..PM axterix or apurva..U've ppl ready 2 scratch n they hv backs dying 2 get scratched..held up a meeting b/w them n

njoy....