Stop DG: protecting PG from the ----- of the earth?

[zanyzaphod]

Co-authored by Zanyzaphod n Ranjitha:


It was a dark n stormy night...The cartel was debating over that eternal question - How do we stop DG?

They'd already figured out the answer to the first question on the agenda "Who's DG?"...They had unanimously decided on the answer : "Who cares?". Although they realized that they were answering a question with a question, but nothing could be more apt.

And then it struck me...We would follow the path of our great ancestors & fight against this scourge of the planet..Create a petition urging ppl to shake off the evil & come into the light...

But great ideas often face opposition...I had to spend time and effort to convince the fellow cartel members, but in vain...But I finally convinced Susie - the girl next door - Susie Derkins(alias Ranjh) to help me in fighting the good fight.

And so, we started off on our long arduous journey, walking millions of miles to urge people to join forces with us & help good triumph over evil
So, here's our formal request :

"We request you, ladies n gentlemen or otherwise of PG to join us by signing this petition.I assure you that your effort will be highly appreciated. Each of your signatures matter & will decide the very future of humanity...
The future, ladies and gentlemen, is in your hands! "

You can sign the petition in the link below:

http://www.petitiononline.com/stopDG/petition.html

PS: Furthermore, we request you, the junta of PG to protect us from the evil retribution which we expect to suffer due to our actions. "He who shall not be named" grows strong as we speak & evil lurks in the shadows.

PPS: The revenge of the evil one will be terrible & swift, but we hope justice shall reign supreme in the end..Unfortunately, the virtuous often suffer the consequences of bravery..So, adios amigos.We shall meet in this life or the next

[zanyzaphod]

Arre, my best piece of utterly corny cliched creative writing & no comments

[convolutedsignal]

Don't worry..The minute DG slaughters you for daring to take on him, We will find our voices and arise against this tyrannical pest. U see we have been brought up on a diet of Mangal Pandey- We are like this only

[Ranjitha]

Originally Posted by convolutedsignal

Don't worry..The minute DG slaughters you for daring to take on him, We will find our voices and arise against this tyrannical pest. U see we have been brought up on a diet of Mangal Pandey- We are like this only

*sigh* what apathy. No blood, no support, eh

We shall live on with the revolution. Long live the revolution!

[rachitjain_18]

Can anybody tell me whats this DG all 'bout, anyways I have signed the petition as a goodwill gesture for PG junta.

[live_n_let_live99]

Supposed to b a joke, is it...??

Rite, edited then my post....

[HitchHiker]

My signature ain't showing up!

Er.. does petition.com not display comments with profanities in them?

[Ranjitha]

Originally Posted by HitchHiker

Er.. does petition.com not display comments with profanities in them?

They're automatically censored

[estranged_gnrs]

DG..hmm...
he is like a B grade producer of tollywood movies...
he is like dada kondke of marathi movies with more nonsense...
he is like the static disturbance in ur radio set...
he is like m f hussain who after the prime of his life realised that women exist!!
he is like the hyde side of our weak- kneed ex PM..
he is like a frustrated bengali who holds an opinion abt everything...
he is the inspiration behind the quote -its better to keep ur fingers in right place and let ppl think that u r a fool instead of typing something and removing all doubts"

his all posts mean one thing -"this is crap"

Rohit

[EuPhOrIa]

Originally Posted by Ranjitha

They're automatically censored

Ranju,

of all work that you have got in the office of DH, you chose this?