i had posted this in the imi results out thread...but barricuda asked me to post it here also...so am doin it, its my pi experience @ IMI India..
this happened to me in my pi last yr..didnt remember a word i had written in my form..had only applied 4 mdi..mica n imi..n didnt care to save a single copy ...lemme run u through the show...
there are three characters in my pi....
prof x - a very senior prof in imi....after comng here realized one of the best in the nation
prof y - a relatively young prof
me - mane me...
(-----) - what i am thinking i my mind
the interview starts..with me knockin in...
me - may i come in sir
x - yes plz come in..so u r saikat bose..plz sit down
me - tx u sir
(then my stress pi starts..check em out...though i wont be postin the whole of the half n hr pi..but the intrstng parts)
x - so what do u mean by soaring in the sky?
me - (soarin sky )..@#$^&*^%$^
x - didnt get u
me - (what the s*** ).. ^&%&^$#%^
x - o.k so wut are ur strenghts..
me - (trying hard to remember what i had written)...@#&(*(*&*&%%
x - uhha..i dont think its urstrength...tell me more
me - (what!!!)...&*^^%$$####
x - na...ok tell me something about ur weakness
me - #$%^&^%$#@#
x - i dont think u have mentioned this in ur form...
he givem me my form n i think s*** man now what...i take a look at the form see my points..hmm now tryin desperately to link wut i have said to wu i had written
me - actually sir @#$%^^&
x - but why do u think $^ is strength n not ur weaknes
me - (mar gaya )..sir for me @@#$$%^^&&
x - [interrupyting me in middle]...but according to me its a weakness
me[realizing by now itz a stress pi]...no sir but for me it acts as my strength bcoz #$$%^*&^
x - [giving me my form back]..what have u written here..i am not able to understand..
me - [seeing what i have written...actually i had xpressed my creativity by writin kri(in hindi)80vt rulz!!!].. sir actually it means that in life to differentiate urself from others u have to be creative..therefore i have written in this manner to be different
x - whats the deal in being different if the person to whom u want to show ur difference fails to understand it...
me - (stumped )
now the acads screwin starts...
x - so u have done ur hons in e-bizness
me - yes sir..
x - so wut r ur views abt cyber laws...
me - @@##$%^^
x - wuts the latest addition..
me - cyber act 2001
x - wutz the new clauses
me - $%^$%##
x - wuts specific abt clause &^
me - #$$%%^^
x - how do u thing it'll be implemented
me - %$#^&*
x - how do u think the us cyber act of last yr is going to change the operations of crackers..
me - %$#$%^^
x - wutz the specific section which talks abt crackers which is on the table of a judicial review to be implemented...
me - (what the hell )..sir i don't know
a tinge of smile in the profs face...as if he has emerged victor
x - mr y would u like to ask something
y asked all acads questions literally firing..in half of the q he interuppted me in the middle..n pushed of the nxt q..questions 4 me varied from topics like...a/c..to rdbms..to mis..to e-commerce to web designing to wut not..but thankfully no maths n stats..
then y gives the file bak to x
x - so mr bose wut specialization u intend to take
me - sir marketing
x - so u think u can do well in marketing
me - yes sir
x - [taking a pen out of his pocket]...ok sell this pen to me
me - (phas gaya yaar )... *&%^$#$%%^
x - &^%###$$
n this continued for a while...before he told ok....give the pen back..
x - so u read newspapers n magazines
me - yes sir
x - whoz the editor of $, *, %
me - sir *&^
x - so what was the last issue of the BW that u had read
me - sir the growin regional eco power of Sri Lanka
x - whats the present situatio
me - &&^$$$#
x - whoz the presient of sri lanka
me - *&&^%
x - whoz negotiating from norway...
me - %%$$#
x - whoz the pres of norway...
me - (hit wicket )...sorry sir dont know
n some more current affairs q followed
at the end , just see how the stress is put back on u
x - mr y do u have anything more to ask
y - no thank you
x - o.k mr bose it was nice meeting you...you will be intimidated about the results
me - thank you sir...have a good day.
me standing up and nearly turned half around..x speaks again
x- sorry to interrupt u ...but y have u put on a black shirt today...is it because black is a color of protest ..n it being kolkata..the city of protests...u r protesting against IMI
me - (stumped for a second came up with an one liner which i think sealed the pi for me )
me - sir its because i think it'll separate me from the clutter....
x - (smiling)..thank you it was a pleasure meeting u
me- thank you sir, it was same here..
n i walked out....
chal..took a long walk down memory lane...will post more later
ciao..
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