i had a worthless K interview.
My worst ever.
me only girl,23 boys
exp= 2 yrs infy +
Gd: ok,,,,i had to cut people,,so i guess tht puts me in -ve light.But i did make soem good points.
interview
panel= 2 gentlemen(P)
me -(V)
P: Tell us abt yourself.
V: Tell em
P: Why MBA,after Tata and infy
V: Fundas,,,,
P: wht is it difficuylt to create a mkt for
V: Hi-Fi ans
P: Wht is nano tech
V: Tell em
P: wht rules does this defy
V: tell em
P: Sell em an ounce of Nanogold
V: even tho i knew nthinga bt it ,i managed to assume lotsa thinga nd sold it to them
one guy of Panel one asked the other if there is anything called nanogold,the other one said yes i think
P: wht is nanotech used in today,which companies promote it ?>
V: tell em whtever i knew
P: whts teh diff between an economic survey and a budget ?
V: tell them wht i thinl
P: ok wht is teh budget,wht do we expect in this one?
V: tell em,
P: Vat,,,,u brought it up,,wht is it?
V: tell them whtever i knew.long story
P: wht happens when i produce foodgrains,wht tax slab does that come under,,,say i'ma farmer.
V: i cdnt decide
P: lets say i am the govt,i store foodgrains for a few days ,,whts teh value added here,,wht will b taxed
V: teh cost undertaken in storing tehse grains shd be considered
P: ok,u mean if i am v v inefficient and my costs are very high,,,then the tax ll be very high?
V: by thsi time i was totally cnfused
P: ok let it be,tell us abt your job
V: told em in detail
P: wht models do u follow
V: told em
P: do u enjhoy it
V: most of the time
P:whts the per cap income in teh cuntry
V: told em
P: highest pci and lowest pci in which states?
V: told em
P: highest literacy in women?
V: kerela
P: total literacy of women:
V: told em
P: wht must be the GDp
V: gave em approx value,tyhey wre hppy.
P: frm wht u tell us kerela appears to b a very socially dvlped state
V: sir it is if literacy is one of the highest benchmarks of social dvpnt
P: tell us now how economically dvped it is?
V:
cluelss,,,,sir it isnt a bckwrd state cos litreracy spells into high eco dvpt but i am not sure abt teh recent economic dvpts there.
p:If we ask u abt teh US or china u will know,but why not kerela?
V: ????
P
k,,,gaussian distrbution curve on baordmmmwht are the dependent variables
V: no idea
p: posions distr?
V: ??? gave em formual but thts all i knew.
P: Binomial distrbution???
V: no idea
P: fourier transforms???
V: no idea
((cdnt remember a thing,,,,this was long long bck)
P: anything inb maths,,,?
V: uh,,,matrices????
P: Ok,,,whts a jacobian???
V: dunno
P: ushd be good at maths,98%er and all ? elec enggr above that?
V: sir i am good at it,its just been a long time
p:Laugh heartily
V: Almsot cryish
P: is thr anything ud liek to say to us ?
V: sir pls dont consider the matsh part,its been a long time and i am better at finding info than remembering it.Given some time i wd be able to polish it immediately(THE WORST MISTAKE I MADE IN MY LIFE)))))
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P
h dont worry abt all that,thts our deptt
V:somethinag bt exchange program?
P: explains
V: Thank u sir
I get out of the room and start howling,noone cd make me stop crying.Guys,,,am sorry if i was rude when u tried to pacify me.
I just hope this doesnt happen yet again,dont wanna be back where i started.
ALso:
help::: 1.can u help in teh VAT Qsthey asked.,,,,i have an idea now,,,,but still more info wd help.
2. where can i quickly brush up on all kinds of transforms in engg maths,,,dont have any books here in blore,,infact its been donkeys yrs now
3. where can i learn abt posions distrubution,,,and other proabbility curves,,tehy seem to dislike my face and always ask me these Qs
Chiclets
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