day saturday ( shani dev ki jai ho )

venue....vahi imi
date is 16 th feb
time 1 pm
reached colosseum...things got late....so v had to wait...1.20...essay started...15 mins...and over....topic whch i didnt like ( i liked none of them actually ), did i tell u v had to choose frm 2...??...anyway..."corruption is the price v pay for democracy"....i kept wondering abt wat to write and wen i started i guess it was too late.:lookroun:...anyway....
result : SCREWED
panel 3
1 alumni A

, himadri das

...( the 10 pointer frm iit-d) HD, professor P

....and ME
topic was green development is the real development
it was an ok gd...v knew wat v were supposed to say and it was quite organised...i chipped in with 3 points and was basically listening and appreciating people..
got noticed
result : GOOD
and here v go...final stage....the interview
before that i m a small town brown boy.....87.6, 78.6 in 10th and 12 th resp....
dropped for engg...didnt make it to iits...dropped the idea of engineering...pursuing B.A. (p) correspondence

...yeah yeah....but well i have 11 mnths experience in WIPRO BPO.
( i dnt think i really stand a chance amongst the techies but guyz i m game..)
anyway
entered
me: hello sirs
they: hello, take ur seat
me: thank u
A: wheres ur blazer and ur tie?
me: ( teri bhains ko danda marun....is se badhiya sawaal nahi mila puchne ko shuru mein..?)

ehh..well to b honest i bought my complete attire yesterday including the shoes..( grinning)
they: grin
HD: and wat abt the tie? u didnt buy the tie??
me: well i have 1, but it didnt go with this dress and i didnt want to look stupid in the frst management intvw of my life ( grin again ):razz:
A & P : grin
HD : (straight face)....so u r kamal sachdeva.
me: yes
HD : did u drop an year?
me: yes
HD: y?
me: crap......
HD: ok...y didnt u do it from elsewhere? ( it = engineering * spelling galat hai pata hai mujhe)
me: i dropped bcuz my parents wanted me to...i didnt go for it cuz i didnt want to waste 4 yrs...etc etc
HD: y not regular?
me: by the time i decided forms for du were done with?
HD: y not bcom
me: (meri marzi...pagal ho gaya hai kya??)

...i told u...if i m nt interested in smthin hw cud i waste 3 yrs of my life trying to do it...?
HD: wat r u grad subjects?
me: told
HD: wats the inverse of the matrix?
me: ( vaah ji vaah, aur kuch poochle yaar integration diff prepare kiya hai..)

ehhh welll.....crap....
P: r u sure?
me: no i m not....i m not confident
HD: whch subject r u conf abt?
me: none...( yeah i said dat..)

HD: ok. wudnt it b difficult for u to come and attend classes as u havnt done dat for past 3 yrs...??
me: no...i was in school for 15 yrs and attended classes regularly...( bingo, u shd ve watched his face..)

...so i dnt think it wud b much of a problem...
HD: wat did u do these years..?
me: crap.........
A : (finally he got a chance)...u didnt mention workex..it fetches u 10 marks...
me: ( fat gayi)..i thot u take only the experience after grad...??
A: is it written anywhere..?
me: no..
A: u r assuming
me: i guess yes...cuz most of the institutes do...
HD: interrupting..he hasnt mentioned it so let it be...v wont ask him anything abt that...
me

tu marega buddhe)

...straight face
P: y shd v select u?..is there anything else u want us to knw abt u...??
me: ( i knew it was my last chance and i was prepared)...well i can sing pretty well...and i m sure i ll b quite hndy in the fests, i m completely different frm the lot..in terms of academics..so i ll add diversity to the crowd...and i ve an undergrad experience...and i gues i ve just come off age a lil...and dat can prove very helpful for me and my peers...i m creative so...i m ready for any challenge that comes up...
they: anything else..?
me: ( haan nachta hun...chaabi bharo):bomb:no dats it...is it over..?
they: yeah u can go...
me : thanx, have a wonderul time ahead.
result: SCREWED again..!!
no "y mba??"...." y hr??"...." intorduce"...i guess they had planned to reject me...anyway...micat tmrw...mah cet tmrw...and bimtech monday....
i m coming....