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Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi
Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan
Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...
JOKE OF THE DAY
P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow.
2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english
"I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thought otherwise and went on writing ................."
P.S. : I am not a Harry Potter fan but i believe writing about fantasy and magic requires imaginative and creative thinking unlike the novels written by Mr. Bhagat which gives a feeling of some b-grade movie scripts.
Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
..sin 90=cot 45
Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
avinav2712 SaysOriginals please :-(
What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?
Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?
Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!
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