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Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!*

Yes, you heard it right. The scourge of PJists is back. After excruciating CATting for months, it's now time for the junta to ease back with quality poor jokes. RULES: POST ONLY ORIGINAL STUFF HERE. ANY FORWARDS WILL BE DEALT WI...
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Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi

Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan


Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...

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JOKE OF THE DAY

P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow.
2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english

"I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thought otherwise and went on writing ................."


P.S. : I am not a Harry Potter fan but i believe writing about fantasy and magic requires imaginative and creative thinking unlike the novels written by Mr. Bhagat which gives a feeling of some b-grade movie scripts.

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Which is the most religious team in the Indian Premier League?









Chennai Super Kings, because it has Badrinath, Amarnath and Balaji.
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Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
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sin 90=cot 45

Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
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..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"


Bhai, ye jokes tumne banaye hai kya?? Repeat.... originals only!!! Sick and tired of reading all ghisa pita ones here
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..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
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MOD NOTE:We want to see poor jokes not poor sense of humour.Banned for a week.
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avinav2712 Says
Originals please :-(


Hey, the questions were original!
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What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?

Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?

Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!

Originals please
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What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?

Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?

Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!
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What will happen if John Terry repeats a joke on this thread.....?





A PG mod will Terry-minate him.





.........I'm still learning the fine art of PJ, here's another one.........




What was Sumit-Rocks called when he was a boy?




Sumit-pebbles.

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2 jokes on google:

Q. What would you call Sachin Tendulkar if he was the founder of google?

A. SEARCHING Tendulkar


Q. What do you do when you get the error "Server Not Found"?

A. Google it..you might find the server...he he..

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Teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... waah waah!! teri yaad mein badh rahee hai meri CHAHAT... CID ke baad dekhna naa bhule AAHAT
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Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom....wah wah!!Recession gaya, dekho aaya boom!!! daya ne acp se kaha -oh my god ek aur khoon!!
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MAA: Bijli ka bill itna jyada kyu aaya??
BETA: Mai kabhi batlata nhi par andhere se darta hun mai maa
hehehe

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