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Chinti boli hathi se - Mai tere se hi shaadi karungi
Hathi bola - Tu kahan ,mai kahan
Chinti boli - Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, to kardi. fir mai apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti...
JOKE OF THE DAY
P.S. : 1)It is not by me but by "Chetan Bhagat".This is what he said to press at lucknow.
2)He gave the statement in hindi i am just translating that to english
"I could have written novels like "Harry Potter" staying well within my comfort zone,but i thought otherwise and went on writing ................."
P.S. : I am not a Harry Potter fan but i believe writing about fantasy and magic requires imaginative and creative thinking unlike the novels written by Mr. Bhagat which gives a feeling of some b-grade movie scripts.
Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
..sin 90=cot 45
Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
avinav2712 SaysOriginals please :-(
What is the opposite of 'swine flu'?
Answer: Swine didn't fly!
What is the logical paradox with swine flu?
Answer: Swines cannot fly.
True story (unverified but widely claimed): Some ignorant fool had once remarked that America will never have a black president till the day pigs could fly. When Obama became the president, the only other significant news on TV was 'Swine Flu'!
What will happen if John Terry repeats a joke on this thread.....?
A PG mod will Terry-minate him.
.........I'm still learning the fine art of PJ, here's another one.........
What was Sumit-Rocks called when he was a boy?
2 jokes on google:
Q. What would you call Sachin Tendulkar if he was the founder of google?
A. SEARCHING Tendulkar
Q. What do you do when you get the error "Server Not Found"?
A. Google it..you might find the server...he he..
MAA: Bijli ka bill itna jyada kyu aaya??
BETA: Mai kabhi batlata nhi par andhere se darta hun mai maa
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